Attn: @ApostrophePong. Something to look for! https://t.co/jmo0TVc8ap
RT @stilgherrian: The @jonkudelka gallery has a new exhibition, it says in an email he just sent me. Some of these pieces look very, very n…
RT @depthsofwiki: one of the only things better than the average color of the universe (a drab shade of beige) is the list of names the res…
@stardustdakini @mickfuller If you’re going to start tagging in people purely to call them a cunt, how about making… https://t.co/nWTaxRgm5H

MarxistCats Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. pic.twitter.com/1ksEQ6eueT

Histreepix The home of real-life person, Jacob Rees-Mogg (left) and a colour photo the Addams Family set (right). pic.twitter.com/miqbDbaEH2

Histreepix An excited crowd meets the Brexit dividend. Newhaven, 2020. pic.twitter.com/eGZY7kA17j
@DavidFengTrains Finally! Not as accurate but a lot easier for everyone.
@brgibson11 @juhasaarinen It’s a thing of beauty. :)
“If our Pets held a Meeting†by Fairbairn Films https://t.co/piV0mnpcD9
@Rhys_Needham @_BertHandsome More annoying than confusing. They do have labels.
Yep, this is real. The original has been fixed but the headline is all through Google’s search results if you searc… https://t.co/podkTaTMMu
@JonoInAotearoa I have doubts about it. The screenshot is from the bloke’s phone not the woman’s. Why did he post i… https://t.co/c8LhI4XqUZ
@_BertHandsome I guess that’s an inevitability, at least in the long term.
@juhasaarinen No. Only as required. Though looking back it’s averaged at four per month. But clustered.
After all, I was sent this earlier today. I don’t know how real it is, but het it was obtained from Reddit so I’m s… https://t.co/jJp8EXHRkw

Still not pregnant. Still not ashamed of making the same old dad joke. pic.twitter.com/HdRimx4fcF
@purserj @vacant3rdman @dobes Or rather, it found them.
@phil_sec_mel It certainly seems like a great way to kick off an experience!
@vacant3rdman @nascom1 Heh. That’s quite the series of events!
RT @GeorgeBludger: This is the Cooker-3000 Genesis model going all out unhinged https://t.co/KiJgQBnCL8

“Will you be my quokka?†(F@THEMONTHLYTHLY’s daily email thipic.twitter.com/vDTPotfNUPotfNUP
RT @PLiknaitzky: Our psilocybin-assisted psychotherapy trial for Generalised Anxiety Disorder is now recruiting. You may be eligible if you…
@joelmcourtney Yeh Qantas is run by a flock of geese. I would like an NFT certified by the government as cheese.
RT @crikey_news: Hillsong is already busy reframing the revelations from last week on the moral transgressions of Brian Houston. But as @d_…
This is very good. https://t.co/zx95FTHvmW
@joelmcourtney Certified as what?
@dobes @vacant3rdman @purserj Even I learned, eventually.
@vacant3rdman And for @dobes and @purserj. Surely they know by now that those cables are just RIGHT THERE waiting to be bitten.
@irisherself @jpwarren Lol maybe I should, though I suspect ASIC or APRA will do this.
How about just all influencers, to save arguments over what it and isn’t advice? https://t.co/mUIB55uzrR
Government-approved cryptoscams venues! Lol. https://t.co/gmfraAQPmx
The @jonkudelka gallery has a new exhibition, it says in an email he just sent me. Some of these pieces look very,… https://t.co/novqVoaUVf
@markhumphries @ABCmediawatch Fair.
@markhumphries @ABCmediawatch This would be terrible television.
@markhumphries @ABCmediawatch How many contestants will be on each episode?
RT @markhumphries: A lot of folks sharing a fake Morrison quote about flood victims weaponising trauma. A reminder that just adding the wor…
@elronxenu Fully washable.
This 2017 article about Harmony Day by @redrabbleroz continues to be superb.
Because I don’t have school-age kids… https://t.co/UdCw0jjKQU
RT @stilgherrian: Here’s two things that everyone who uses the hashtag #auspol should read and watch before the end of the coming week and…
Is it just me, or does “cyber partner†sound like a euphemism for a sex robot?

So Michelle Price @Mich11775 has moved from AustCyber to EY, starting 2 May. pic.twitter.com/IUu2TKNwr0
RT @JoshButler: George Christensen’s “pro-freedom” news website seems to be on the verge of launching, as he prepares to leave parliament -…
RT @RealNickHodge: Do you know why all operating system and browser vendors have added a “Dark Mode” over the last 5 years?
Some friends a…
@JeremyFisher420 @jpwarren @jeamland @DETVic Oh FFS. These design problems were solved decades ago.
@misosusanowa @dj2mn @jsleeio @electronicos_f @Pollytics How many do you REALLY need? :)
@AnthonyLee900 We don’t have numbats here of course, but I’m always thrilled when a quoll is sighted here. Though t… https://t.co/Kny0ibWk2V
@alexkidman @gusworldau Clearly.
@gusworldau Yes. That was terrible. But I will do this thing.
@TomSear @mattcdef2000 @BOM_au Here, have nine hours of it at once. https://t.co/tnm8nkYyJJ
HE IS A QUOLL AND HIS NAME IS BRUCE. https://t.co/XS0rAoVRwQ
Further plans and links to interesting things may be found in the Weekly Wrap. of course. Or you can just look at t… https://t.co/7pmEujfQGl
Mon plan: Slow start, obviously; finally review that client’s blog post; finally sketch out the structure of the ta… https://t.co/hvMAsesbou
Mon plan, preamble: All the fatigue and stuff from last week seems to be slowly fading. It probably wasn’t the ’ron… https://t.co/rXuywkc0cd
@AnthonyLee900 Lol it’s that grin on his face that triggered it for me.
@staticsan @electronicos_f The music for that movie is mostly by Penguin Cafe Orchestra. https://t.co/Yi5khFLr4a
@misosusanowa @jsleeio @electronicos_f @dj2mn @Pollytics Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
@misosusanowa @jsleeio @electronicos_f @dj2mn @Pollytics YES! https://t.co/ky2yCKkuME https://t.co/QsSL8xyekP
@mattcdef2000 @TomSear @BOM_au … “Winds light to variable.â€
@misosusanowa @jsleeio @electronicos_f @dj2mn @Pollytics I only have the fuzziest memory of it though. Have you add… https://t.co/SloPO545p6
@AnthonyLee900 The way that GIF loops with what seems to be rhythmic thrusting… it’s a bit wrong.
@misosusanowa @jsleeio @electronicos_f @dj2mn @Pollytics I half-remember seeing one of those. They’re probably valu… https://t.co/f7ZwGmsy48
@morebento And back to you! I’m not really a fixed-term seasons sort of guy, either the 1 March or the Equinox trib… https://t.co/HcYDd2p084
RT @NuclearAnthro: As Mr. Rogers said, and @mhanham & @CherylRofer & others have been teaching me:
always look for the helpers. https://t.…
@arcadiagt5 There’s a surfeit of stupidity out there.
There are allegations that it will be mostly sunny in the Blue Mountains today but so far this has not been apparen… https://t.co/4ToKIe9vJm
The Australian connection is so obvious that we don’t need to state it explicitly.
(People, don’t be the kind of l… https://t.co/y4ZEdEnexq
Sometimes the bleeding obvious isn’t enough for people and they Need To Be Told. https://t.co/UNaNQFOiJ1
Atrios they all convinced themselves that supporting the Iraq war (the policy of the US government) was the bravest thing a person could do
RT @Atrios: remember when all these elite magazine writers would describe each other as “FEARLESS” for expressing utterly banal conformist…
RT @nicktolhurst: Young Conservatives puting on a brave face for their annual Conference meet up…
…after their usual Dorchester Hotel…
@GreenJ Not overly adventurous, and perhaps even slightly annoying.
@Qantas Lol. Which arsehat decided this would be a good thing?
@RedShane1 You’ll need to ask the wallaby. If not that wallaby, the wallaby in your soul.
@GreenJ No, this is for YOU to do. Although mine was a pied currawong.
@GreenJ Well it depends on the animal, really.
Monday. Stand quietly in the open air. Close your eyes and count to ten. Open your eyes. The first animal you see w… https://t.co/lvyugz6dHt