macsween_prue If @ScottMorrisonMP is voted in, that will be the end of @LiberalAus. If you thought @TurnbullMalcolm was bad wait..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z4
tfswebb the nytimes’s measurements tend towards the vague so i’m glad to see they’re getting more specific pic.twitter.com/45lhL7jVVE
MisterABK Cartoons today vs cartoons when I was a kid: pic.twitter.com/0AUESWVaoq
beneltham I don’t think Prue understands how to delete twitter.com/macsween_prue/…
Leo_Puglisi6 Question:
Do you consider 18 degrees to be a “scorcher”? pic.twitter.com/RczyqMSuuV
fesshole I wish my husband would give me as much time as attention as he does Duolingo. I resent that cute bloody owl. I’m m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1r
Science! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
fesshole I set up a complaint box at work. People think HR set it up but it was me. At the end of every week I take the box..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…st
Airminded “an illuminated medieval manuscript showing a mushroom cloud over a city” pic.twitter.com/ElFQS3xQmy
Histreepix Winston Churchill during filming of the music video for ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’, from his 1989 album ‘Heart of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ff
Beautiful work. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
sophiedukebox but not *too* embarrassed to write to The Guardian pic.twitter.com/28BH7jAfoS
@jpwarren @AusElectoralCom @HartWexford The AEC told me that the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams per week.
@hanksaysthings He is, but I agree with your ID. We quite often get some spectacular spiders here.
SQUID CAT! twitter.com/Bodegacats_/st…
@rationalbitch Dunno. But shouldn’t be too hard to find.
AusElectoralCom @HartWexford Please don’t make us make a video about how nobody owns colours, we are so busy. pic.twitter.com/AxsTeJSACw
@hanksaysthings The markings are more prominent in the photo that the evening light. Deliberately. It seemed very b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5c
joshgnosis Open Australia Foundation - the org behind They Vote For You - say the letter they got is the first time they’ve ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S9
@JustJimWillDo I pulled up the shadow end of things to emphasise the markings, which also made the mould look worse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5
@macro2779 Yep, that deserves some sort of reward.
To be clear, I am slowly de-moulding each part of the house but that door is right by the storeroom whose roof prov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dG
@joelpmichael It’s all good. We can share.
@TweetsMcG Isn’t she beautiful!
After all the La Niña rain and mould I really must clean those tiles by the bathroom doo — OH HELLO LITTLE GIRL!pic.twitter.com/HQX2drrQ7BB
@JustJimWillDo Several giraffes’ worth.
@Ng88Mr Closer to Chinese.
Well then. Here we are. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
Here we go, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
@kcarruthers Uhuh.
A large boulder the size of a large boulder! twitter.com/alexkidman/sta…
@kcarruthers So why are you buying so much of it?
And of course. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
GuardianAus Sales of anti-PM stickers surge after council threatens rubbish services theguardian.com/australia-news…
@jpwarren Ooh! I haven’t played Sink in ages!
jpwarren If not, why not?
jpwarren Have you thrown a computer into the sea today?
@manindotblack Maybe, but I’m not making it for him.
DAlperovitch Fascinating claimed intercepted call from Russian officer near Mykolaiv to superiors in Russia. He says:
- This is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tO
@kcarruthers Well you’ll need to leave some of the cocaine until next week.
joshgnosis Just checked, there are still another 16 hearing days to go in this case. theguardian.com/australia-news…
@oberonsghost @dobes @rohan_p I seem to have that email as well. It’s from a .asia address, and they give their pho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l0
@SoniaCuff @ssharwood @jpwarren @mikestanley @CTOAdvisor @dobes @ashabeeeee The Thai food reference is for the Cham..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2m
@dobes I mean… pic.twitter.com/GCTPsSd3Fj
@dobes Is… is that Warwick Capper?
@JustJimWillDo And now I need a nap.
@glengyron TIL that and the fact he was still in politics until the weekend just gone.
@JustJimWillDo All gorn.
I made a lot of fried rice and I ate all of it. pic.twitter.com/4KR5QhzqkL
ScotHound Absolutely no one wants to admit being @AusLiberalParty pic.twitter.com/YhfVdHEtkd
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Trans rights shark doo-doo do-do-do-do
Trans rights shark doo-doo do-do-do-do
Trans rights shark doo-doo do-do-do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4u
carljackmiller When we say Kyiv is winning the information war, far too often we only mean information spaces we inhabit.
Pullin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gi
@twcau @dobes The whole “must have an opposing view” is a bit of a furphy. All that false balance stuff. But this s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6M
@skwashd @ajamesbragg P.S., NFTs are bullshit and it’s not a good look to associate yourself with these grifters.
@skwashd @ajamesbragg Senator Bragg, I’ve fixed your NFT avatar for you. No more bad cropping, and I’ve balanced it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh
skwashd The Senator hasn’t fixed his Ava or responded to my question. I think we have to assume the white strip down the si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ft
skwashd Hey Senator @ajamesbragg does the NFT include the three pixel wide strip of white down the side? Or does someone in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qc
GordyPls This is fucking hilarious for about twenty reasons, but I have a top handful. twitter.com/smh/status/150…
canberratimes Former long-serving Canberra politician Vicki Dunne has re-emerged from her retirement, as part of a right-wing act..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kG
GrogsGamut I often think about Keating’s reaction to the Howard Govt losing office pic.twitter.com/KyZs1tdQad
karenlsweeney Zoe Daniel’s campaign signs have been declared legal by Victorian Supreme Court Justice John Dixon. he says the ele..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nz
Reminder: Mike Godwin is onto this. twitter.com/sfmnemonic/sta…
jonkudelka It’s all fun and games until both prime ministerial candidates are invited to stomp on a kitten live on sky news to prove their nonwokeness.
Yes I know that’s a lame joke but the story from Japan is fascinating. 9:40 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian
I never knew Scott Morrison was Japanese. pic.twitter.com/Ugu7qBO61f
@michaelmeloni It’s all getting very, very silly.
Yeah, mate, we noticed lol. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
@riskybusiness @dobes And anyway it’s the “sniff test”.
tanaka_tatsuya 元ネタの宇宙船と比較しました。
#毛玉取り #ボバフェット #スターウォーズ
#FabricShaver #BobaFett pic.twitter.com/yEYyfTgoqQ
cameronwilson insane culture bullshit aside, Morrison is really spending a lot of time responding to Albo. He’s really trying the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cl
MalwareJake When masking changes the inferred meaning of the underlying data. - image via @Ajediday pic.twitter.com/QNL5hAX3JK
smsaideman This is the perfect tweet twitter.com/DougJBalloon/s…
GrogsGamut Look, fair. twitter.com/NPR/status/150…
@johnallsopp I have to look that up, of course, but sure. :)
@vk2tfg @maz_jovanovich Heh!
@maz_jovanovich @vk2tfg Excellent. :)
@vk2tfg @maz_jovanovich Hah! Back when I was a contract radio producer for the Adelaide Chamber Orchestra, the guy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rK
@vk2tfg @maz_jovanovich Goddammit, I forgot about that part. Sure, we can use it on those frozen meals and stuff.
@vk2tfg @maz_jovanovich Which means that final stage can be used, as I say, for a sound system :)
cathywilcox1 Inquiry?
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/jQ9UUrQMQ6
@vk2tfg @maz_jovanovich Might be slightly outside your legal power limits. ;)
To be fair, it had to be something William Shatner could remember. twitter.com/arrroberts/sta…
Here we go, @ApostrophePong! twitter.com/LarsJohanL/sta…
Hey @dobes, I reckon SPUDNIK 1 makes up for all anger at knee-jerk reactions to yesterday’s announcement. Thank you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IV
@maz_jovanovich Absolutely. At the very least it’ll have some fabulous valve amps that’d be perfect for making a huge sound system!
thingskatedid OH: “Keep at least 3 burner genders around for security purposes”
JoshButler this election is going to be very silly pic.twitter.com/17i8odmEKP
maz_jovanovich All the tractors towing tanks fun aside, this is quite the bounty. Hard to believe the Russians would leave somethi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Z
@maz_jovanovich You’re salivating, aren’t you. I can tell that you’re salivating because YOU WANT ONE.
timhollo Every now and then, it’s important to stop and reflect that Ben Roberts-Streisand started these legal proceedings himself.
But it’d be the perfect dinner party invitation list, right kids? Also, Rule 34. twitter.com/rhysam/status/…
Something for @NewtonMark and @expectproblems and other airplane people. twitter.com/DanBilefsky/st…
Reminder: You have just eight days to complete “A challenge: Where is the Hill of Dead Pets?” and tell me both wher..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zt
dynamicsymmetry Oh my god SOMEONE EXPLAINED THE SUMERIAN DOG JOKE
and MADE IT FUNNIER twitter.com/linmanuelrwand…
Wed plan: Slow start; work on some geekery; kill some mould; maybe some administrivia; 1800 AEST USSC panel on NATO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bf
ProZD “you know, you really shouldn’t react to rude people online, it’s on YOU to be the better person”
hey how about TALK SHIT GET HIT
@JProkap Yeah I’m happy to go without personal knowledge here.
@InfoInnoUTS @dfpiii That’s probably what I’m thinking of, yes. Thanks.
Happy National Eucalypt Day! eucalyptaustralia.org.au/national-eucal… #NationalEucalyptDay twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…
The weather will be complicated in the Blue Mountains today. Wind. Rain. Storm. La Niña is back, Baby! pic.twitter.com/hfXngBRb0D
Wednesday. If you have a theory, you should explain it today to someone you love. If it is true, they will still lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3U