@Gwyntaglaw I still haven’t planned anything.
This Sunday 27 March is International Whisk(e)y Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/internati…
TamePunk He said we were going to see Hilltop Hoods. pic.twitter.com/3oN5fEctjt
Five sleeps to Budget Night.
bmay Global Britain. 🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/m32DzGdLPW
Anyway here’s a proper thread on it, including a document, a news report, and a more sensible comment from DFAT. twitter.com/AndrewBGreene/…
@paulwiggins @karenandrewsmp Sigh. Something else for Marise Payne to sort out then.
@at_revenge @MichaelH_PhD Sounds like it’d work like robot wars. pic.twitter.com/c4GphpUJzJ
@andrewdotnich It’d be a good theme song for a franchise-based chain of suburban panel beating workshops.
@oberonsghost I have. They could fix that by wearing a mask. :)
@karenandrewsmp I reckon Indonesia and Papua New Guinea should start referring to Australia as their back yards. Af..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5T
“Solomon Islands considers security cooperation with China - official” reuters.com/world/exclusiv…
Someone needs to te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OS
Right. By the end of the weekend I want every single one of you to have learned the United Australia Party Anthem. youtube.com/watch?v=zPCgwm…
@dmeeze @aggerchez Well, speculate in DMs, but you’ll need the WHY as well as the where. See the blog post for details.
@at_revenge Fuck the fish.
@shipw @aggerchez Fascinating. Ta. But if you want to speculate about the actual challenge that shouldn’t happen on main. :)
stilgherrian The great thing about cleaning up all the mould is that it gives you plausible deniability for huffing bleach.
stilgherrian Congratulations to @aggerchez who has solved the dead pets challenge overnight. You have one week to join her, beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1
This will prove to be an enormous mistake. twitter.com/dodo/status/15…
tianran Lol “I have nothing to do” with my wife’s half a billion pound stake in her father’s company that continues to trad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kD
@Davelennonabc That’s a lot of football.
All hail Eris! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
Histreepix George Harrison’s magical threeway of true love finally breaks Paul McCartney’s curse, banishing him back to Hell. pic.twitter.com/pqXYeE7CM5
James_Jeffrey Fifteen years ago in 2019. twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…
Why can’t these cunts ever hold their booze?
@brentspargo I was happy to inform out leaders on how fake news is made. :)
SQUID AND WINE DISPUTE! twitter.com/JoshBBornstein…
alexhern Landfilled plastics are a flawless example of carbon sequestration and I don’t really understand why this isn’t acknowledged more
It was a great honour to present at National Cabinet earlier today. pic.twitter.com/VHT4kiUeHg
Bennelolololong! He’s ex-McKinsey. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
WorldBollard Apparently, it’s bad luck to walk between bollards.
#WorldBollardAssociation pic.twitter.com/R7s8G2dE7r
@dobes @jeamland … and then Lesson Two. twitter.com/jetztgibtshaue…
@dobes @jeamland Ah but you should start at Lesson One… twitter.com/jetztgibtshaue…
negaversace straight lady: you know how men are haha
me, thinking about the four weird guys i know: haha yeah, they’re always….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl
The Lolverines. pic.twitter.com/qWWsBoMFBe
@jeamland @dobes @cameronwilson What have I done?
@nigel_castle I’ll take your word for that.
Oops accidental three-hour nap.
And from the archives… twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…
Nick Xenophon is having another go. amp.abc.net.au/article/100936…
cathywilcox1 I just told the nice lady who called to tell me that my NBN/internet would be cut off that that was ok, I’d had a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CG
So out of the loop that she’s doesn’t even claim she was hacked.
Still enjoying Prue quoting her own tweet and claiming it’s “bogus”. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…
For @dobes @jeamland @cameronwilson etc. twitter.com/vranac/status/…
The great thing about cleaning up all the mould is that it gives you plausible deniability for huffing bleach.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 203. It’s a misty day today. We’re basically inside a cloud. So here’s a wider shot for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Q
matvelloso Dear parents,
Be aware of the early signs that your child will become a developer pic.twitter.com/33P0pIdXVF
@voltagex Once you get into the third decade you’ll allowed to forget the fundamentals. Not before, though.
@cathywilcox1 @firstdogonmoon A sity on the outskirts of Serth.
@voltagex This is a work of beauty.
joshgnosis There are photos of him on the Hillsong stage a couple of years ago…Morrison tried to invite Brian Houston to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1q
jakefogelnest RIP Madeleine Albright pictured here with the band Frankie Goes To Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/l2eA2BXhxv
@joelpmichael I have no idea. I’m not up to that bit yet.
thefreshserve “Watch me stumble as I advocate for segregation” twitter.com/SimoLove/statu…
wolfcat Someone turned a sprinkler on near the @BOM_Vic Melbourne site me thinks… pic.twitter.com/fqzBKUeEkp
@unixbigot And yet here we are, with politicians in little boxes.
@Capturetp Nah. You can go grab the par cel if you like.
@jetztgibtshaue Thank you. This is all excellent advice.
@moylecroft Not a bad story though.
@trentyarwood There’s also this one. twitter.com/vranac/status/…
Committing CSS crimes. Failing.
@ApeGotFire Apparently so.
doublebaytoday Paddington Woman Applies For Flood Relief Payment After Being Splashed By Passing Car
“This is a flooding emergenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f3
What? In South Africa? Lol. pic.twitter.com/DMcYvMjoQQ
@incorrect You should be ashamed of yourself.
Or March, even.
This Sunday 27 Match is International Whisk(e)y Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/internati…
I was wondering this, so I’m glad @jeremy_gans has taken time to go through the report itself. twitter.com/jeremy_gans/st…
GrogsGamut Always enjoy paying bills will the wages forecast twitter.com/smh/status/150…
Here it comes from the NNW. pic.twitter.com/oRcNd0LhxG
SlurrieFamily “Can I wash your hair?” pic.twitter.com/pr9F9DNn9d
@jetztgibtshaue Now I need the first two parts.
@jetztgibtshaue Poorly times, as it happens. Thank you for this important information.
MarkZobeck I’m a doctor who does research.
I’ve annoyed DOZENS of statisticians.
Here are 5 proven ways to exasperate them…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…31
This is also how you do artificial intelligence (AI). twitter.com/MarkZobeck/sta…
GOOD MORNING, QUEENSLAND, I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A LOVELY TIME. twitter.com/deemadigan/sta…
HORNY BOFFINS! twitter.com/mckinnon_a/sta…
@expectproblems @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich I’m of the view that it was sitting on the ground minding its own busin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dg
AntonyGreenElec Sunday
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich I read a book about Spitfires once so I am now an IMINT analyst.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Though I’m of the opinion it was hit on the ground and towed there beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I5
Hey @NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich this’ll just buff out, right? twitter.com/UAWeapons/stat…
@SuperCroup Au contraire, I am using the network tomorrow. But not that line.
Tito_Ambyo VERY NORMAL COUNTRY where a politician thinks it’s ok to basically say rich kids who have the latest iPhones and co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx
@jsleeio They certainly give an event very different tones.
@0atman Sweet. :)
cathywilcox1 Horsemen.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/pbzhZUiOBP
@DDsD @jsleeio That’s a point. And there’s a bunch of other cultural factors including, I daresay, the random agglo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua
vranac jodspeed twitter.com/verge/status/1…
New from NSW @BOCSAR: “Domestic violence increased after bottle shop trading hours were extended”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt
@CosmicRami There’s quite a few controversies, and including a few here I’d forgotten. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine…
Lis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jx
@jsleeio Was is as linear a history as that? Depends where you were I suppose. I always think of them as being somewhat in parallel.
This provides me with another opportunity to plug @russell_kane’s excellent BBC podcast “Evil Genius” which asks us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23
In case you haven’t heard, Madeleine Albright has died. Here’s a Wikipedia entry and the New York Times obit…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fW
Madeleine Albright was a remarkable figure. A significant figure. A short but robust figure. An intelligent human i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q8
@jetztgibtshaue And in the 1980s is was all about the Cocaine of Success. For white people anyway.
@0atman Oh nice! I haven’t heard Tower of Power since… since the last time!
@darrenpauli Google can never be wrong. And hey, there are far uglier people to look like.
@oldscarab Probably reminds her of other bad decisions.
In my day it used to be LSD. Or so I’m told. twitter.com/Ted_Bray/statu…
Thu plan: Gentle start with shitposting; 1100 meeting via the electric telephone; consider what I learn in that mee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP
Congratulations to @aggerchez who has solved the dead pets challenge overnight. You have one week to join her, beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d1
I prefer to call it autumn, but yes La Niña is back and it’s soggy in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/VESWNlaCFL
Thursday. Today will present five opportunities. Once they have all made themselves clear, write them down in alpha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23