@Gwyntaglaw I still haven’t planned anything.
This Sunday 27 March is International Whisk(e)y Day. https://t.co/45efVZWvy1
TamePunk He said we were going to see Hilltop Hoods. pic.twitter.com/3oN5fEctjt
Five sleeps to Budget Night.
RT @bmay: Global Britain. 🇬🇧 https://t.co/m32DzGdLPW
Anyway here’s a proper thread on it, including a document, a news report, and a more sensible comment from DFAT. https://t.co/0VESZrdUff
@paulwiggins @karenandrewsmp Sigh. Something else for Marise Payne to sort out then.
@at_revenge @MichaelH_PhD Sounds like it’d work like robot warspic.twitter.com/c4GphpUJzJzJ
@andrewdotnich It’d be a good theme song for a franchise-based chain of suburban panel beating workshops.
@oberonsghost I have. They could fix that by wearing a mask. :)
@karenandrewsmp I reckon Indonesia and Papua New Guinea should start referring to Australia as their back yards. Af… https://t.co/ruI9doDH5T
“Solomon Islands considers security cooperation with China - official†https://t.co/HTEjbndPCW
Someone needs to te… https://t.co/vaxGrsJfOS
Right. By the end of the weekend I want every single one of you to have learned the United Australia Party Anthem. https://t.co/5Pupzskm9G
@dmeeze @aggerchez Well, speculate in DMs, but you’ll need the WHY as well as the where. See the blog post for details.
@at_revenge Fuck the fish.
@shipw @aggerchez Fascinating. Ta. But if you want to speculate about the actual challenge that shouldn’t happen on main. :)
stilgherrian The great thing about cleaning up all the mould is that it gives you plausible deniability for huffing bleach.
RT @stilgherrian: Congratulations to @aggerchez who has solved the dead pets challenge overnight. You have one week to join her, because I…
This will prove to be an enormous mistake. https://t.co/154LDO3cw0
RT @tianran: Lol “I have nothing to do†with my wife’s half a billion pound stake in her father’s company that continues to trade in Russia.
@Davelennonabc That’s a lot of football.
All hail Eris! https://t.co/AZHBlYxg67
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
Histreepix George Harrison’s magical threeway of true love finally breaks Paul McCartney’s curse, banishing him back to Hell. pic.twitter.com/pqXYeE7CM5
RT @James_Jeffrey: Fifteen years ago in 2019. https://t.co/jpmNJw7EsJ
Why can’t these cunts ever hold their booze?
@brentspargo I was happy to inform out leaders on how fake news is made. :)
SQUID AND WINE DISPUTE! https://t.co/jsO6DwGgYv
alexhern Landfilled plastics are a flawless example of carbon sequestration and I don’t really understand why this isn’t acknowledged more
It was a great honour to present at National Cabinet earlier today. pic.twitter.com/VHT4kiUeHg
Bennelolololong! He’s ex-McKinsey. https://t.co/QuhjfkSauW
RT @WorldBollard: Apparently, it’s bad luck to walk between bollards.
#WorldBollardAssociation https://t.co/R7s8G2dE7r
@dobes @jeamland … and then Lesson Two. https://t.co/jS5cYF1WU7
@dobes @jeamland Ah but you should start at Lesson One… https://t.co/5jKgd0WzBw
RT @negaversace: straight lady: you know how men are haha
me, thinking about the four weird guys i know: haha yeah, they’re always…..brin…
The Lolverines. pic.twitter.com/qWWsBoMFBe
@jeamland @dobes @cameronwilson What have I done?
@nigel_castle I’ll take your word for that.
Oops accidental three-hour nap.
And from the archives… https://t.co/JXok2gt7q4
Nick Xenophon is having another go. https://t.co/aJlAw0kR40
RT @cathywilcox1: I just told the nice lady who called to tell me that my NBN/internet would be cut off that that was ok, I’d had a good ru…
So out of the loop that she’s doesn’t even claim she was hacked.
Still enjoying Prue quoting her own tweet and claiming it’s “bogus”. https://t.co/ep23EDr9YW
For @dobes @jeamland @cameronwilson etc. https://t.co/Q5ij4qrcOz
The great thing about cleaning up all the mould is that it gives you plausible deniability for huffing bleach.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 203. It’s a misty day today. We’re basically inside a cloud. So here’s a wider shot for… https://t.co/YoEhupWF4Q
RT @matvelloso: Dear parents,
Be aware of the early signs that your child will become a developer https://t.co/33P0pIdXVF
@voltagex Once you get into the third decade you’ll allowed to forget the fundamentals. Not before, though.
@cathywilcox1 @firstdogonmoon A sity on the outskirts of Serth.
@voltagex This is a work of beauty.
RT @joshgnosis: There are photos of him on the Hillsong stage a couple of years ago…Morrison tried to invite Brian Houston to the White H…
jakefogelnest RIP Madeleine Albright pictured here with the band Frankie Goes To Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/l2eA2BXhxv
@joelpmichael I have no idea. I’m not up to that bit yet.
RT @thefreshserve: “Watch me stumble as I advocate for segregation”
wolfcat Someone turned a sprinkler on near the @BOM_Vic Melbourne site me thinks… pic.twitter.com/fqzBKUeEkp
@unixbigot And yet here we are, with politicians in little boxes.
@Capturetp Nah. You can go grab the par cel if you like.
@jetztgibtshaue Thank you. This is all excellent advice.
@moylecroft Not a bad story though.
@trentyarwood There’s also this one. https://t.co/Q5ij4qrcOz
Committing CSS crimes. Failing.
@ApeGotFire Apparently so.
RT @doublebaytoday: Paddington Woman Applies For Flood Relief Payment After Being Splashed By Passing Car
“This is a flooding emergency,”…
What? In South Africa? Lol. pic.twitter.com/DMcYvMjoQQ
@incorrect You should be ashamed of yourself.
Or March, even.
This Sunday 27 Match is International Whisk(e)y Day. https://t.co/45efVZWvy1
I was wondering this, so I’m glad @jeremy_gans has taken time to go through the report itself. https://t.co/tolOFJKqa9
RT @GrogsGamut: Always enjoy paying bills will the wages forecast https://t.co/zCMeKzaFIr
Here it comes from the NNW. pic.twitter.com/oRcNd0LhxG
RT @SlurrieFamily: “Can I wash your hair?†https://t.co/pr9F9DNn9d
@jetztgibtshaue Now I need the first two parts.
@jetztgibtshaue Poorly times, as it happens. Thank you for this important information.
RT @MarkZobeck: I’m a doctor who does research.
I’ve annoyed DOZENS of statisticians.
Here are 5 proven ways to exasperate them.
#medt…
This is also how you do artificial intelligence (AI). https://t.co/bs8YW3jla3
GOOD MORNING, QUEENSLAND, I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A LOVELY TIME. https://t.co/p07mpmvhm4
HORNY BOFFINS! https://t.co/n8idzbUPEL
@expectproblems @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich I’m of the view that it was sitting on the ground minding its own busin… https://t.co/nnrlGmreDg
AntonyGreenElec Sunday
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich I read a book about Spitfires once so I am now an IMINT analyst.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Though I’m of the opinion it was hit on the ground and towed there beca… https://t.co/QnqyKuLrI5
Hey @NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich this’ll just buff out, right? https://t.co/dyxSjvzYLD
@SuperCroup Au contraire, I am using the network tomorrow. But not that line.
RT @Tito_Ambyo: VERY NORMAL COUNTRY where a politician thinks it’s ok to basically say rich kids who have the latest iPhones and coolest sn…
@jsleeio They certainly give an event very different tones.
@0atman Sweet. :)
cathywilcox1 Horsemen.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/pbzhZUiOBP
@DDsD @jsleeio That’s a point. And there’s a bunch of other cultural factors including, I daresay, the random agglo… https://t.co/UHHuZF8jua
RT @vranac: jodspeed https://t.co/AygVIQY4by
New from NSW @BOCSAR: “Domestic violence increased after bottle shop trading hours were extendedâ€â€¦ https://t.co/l6n5OsYrQt
@CosmicRami There’s quite a few controversies, and including a few here I’d forgotten. https://t.co/UzlN1Fn2Jp
Lis… https://t.co/MQUqjnZWjx
@jsleeio Was is as linear a history as that? Depends where you were I suppose. I always think of them as being somewhat in parallel.
This provides me with another opportunity to plug @russell_kane’s excellent BBC podcast “Evil Genius†which asks us… https://t.co/elRn4GFU23
In case you haven’t heard, Madeleine Albright has died. Here’s a Wikipedia entry and the New York Times obit.… https://t.co/K3lcabnTfW
Madeleine Albright was a remarkable figure. A significant figure. A short but robust figure. An intelligent human i… https://t.co/2xYTHtYbq8
@jetztgibtshaue And in the 1980s is was all about the Cocaine of Success. For white people anyway.
@0atman Oh nice! I haven’t heard Tower of Power since… since the last time!
@darrenpauli Google can never be wrong. And hey, there are far uglier people to look like.
@oldscarab Probably reminds her of other bad decisions.
In my day it used to be LSD. Or so I’m told. https://t.co/P4x29QSodc
Thu plan: Gentle start with shitposting; 1100 meeting via the electric telephone; consider what I learn in that mee… https://t.co/DBMnbuHYaP
Congratulations to @aggerchez who has solved the dead pets challenge overnight. You have one week to join her, beca… https://t.co/36RNdaLhd1
I prefer to call it autumn, but yes La Niña is back and it’s soggy in the Blue Mountains today.pic.twitter.com/VESWNlaCFLL
Thursday. Today will present five opportunities. Once they have all made themselves clear, write them down in alpha… https://t.co/C7UFoIIr23