OK I’m going to bed now so you can all fuck off.
RT @stilgherrian: The thing that also gets me about the OMFG about this is how quickly people seem to have forgotten about urinals and that…
RT @stilgherrian: Dear All the Media, it’s probably best to rethink the use of the word “fallout†for the next few months.
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/sxj6OWvyCX
RT @stilgherrian: Reminder: You have until Thursday night to solve the Hill of Dead Pets thing. It has nothing to do with the Killing Mound…
Who are all these old people? https://t.co/BPpPSzVICi
Airminded “steamship rms titanic, autochrome, john atkinson grimshaw” pic.twitter.com/Hdav2p7RSP
@DrParnassus Yeah just look at these twats.
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Pre-Election Flood-Affected War Drama†https://t.co/X0sogGtGHY And also Josh Frydenberg and P… https://t.co/RyOMl6B5Kl
@Ex_spurt Ain’t it just.
Or you know, ignore the repetition of “The 9pmâ€.
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm The 9pm Pre-Election Flood-Affected War Drama†https://t.co/X0sogGtGHY And also Josh Frydenbe… https://t.co/8B43kwRtln
RT @rik_ferguson: I am pretty sure that Mr. Noseybonk and @BorisJohnson are the same person. https://t.co/5XOZEaIckG
RT @queenmcmeade: Just when we thought no more flogs could be parachuted into Parramatta…… here come LNPs
DAVID ELLIOT !!!!!
https://t.co…
@darkhorse166 Unless you’re a seagull.
@zerogeewhiz @TrainLinkWest I thought the offer was quite polite. I was a complete stranger.
@TrainLinkWest For the record, I declined their offer.
HURRAH! Excellent work, @TrainLinkWest! That’s two of the three landslips fixed, so no more post-midnight buses fro… https://t.co/iRc7X2P5oR
RT @jonkudelka: Scott should be commended for correctly not wasting the Chinese ambassador’s time meeting with a bloke whose shelf life as…
I just retweeted some stuff because I was looking back at my week before recording the podcast. Now I am recording… https://t.co/c9RgTtWUFe
RT @stilgherrian: 🎶
Trans rights shark doo-doo do-do-do-do
Trans rights shark doo-doo do-do-do-do
Trans rights shark doo-doo do-do-do-do
Tr…
obviousplant_ A Compass That Always Point Toward Roast Beef pic.twitter.com/wHcM4zqfz8
RT @kiahandley: I’m sorry. WHAT!
https://t.co/HJQG8PcGsl
RT @ryxnf: [grimes and elon musk watching the dark knight]
elon: grahms is thit betmen
grimes: ʸᵉˢ
elon: ah should’ve gissed
RT @biglhist: The Four Apostrophe’s’ of the apocalypseses’s’ https://t.co/iMdCI5SKaO
@upulie @GiovanniTorre @Tim___F Mission Accomplished!
@GiovanniTorre @Tim___F @upulie Clearly. :)
@elronxenu And many men. Urinals are usually disgusting places, especially in pubs.
@Tim___F @upulie We weren’t the only ones. https://t.co/Y1uXL8MKvs
@upulie Those pancakes must be stale by now, surely?
RT @Leo_Puglisi6: imagine telling ANTONY GREEN that he is wrong about preferential voting 💀💀💀 https://t.co/Y9BlOpw7IV
RT @garthk: Another excellent life tip: https://t.co/NFEvOtuduX
RT @KayandraJT: –—BEGIN PRIVATE KEY–— https://t.co/sXBss1xXfd
RT @kcarruthers: Hey folks, please let me know any good *Christian Identity resources you’ve found.
* Christian Identity is a religious…
I think @jpwarren needs to be aware of this when he tells the PGP story in future podcasts. Cheers, @joncallas! :) https://t.co/GbAkamMxaR
@SuperCroup @aDB There’s… there’s quite a lot of detail in this plan.
@jasonandrade @maz_jovanovich No there’s way more than that.
RT @AntonyGreenElec: My analysis of how the South Australian Legislative Council preference count will unfold. Likely outcome Labor 5 seats…
@LexPlans I have thought long and hard about becoming a money mule for the Russians and no, it does not appeal. Also, kind of a crime.
@maz_jovanovich They need to read the damn instructions that came with their crimeing kit.
@maz_jovanovich Yep. I received it yesterday. My guess is someone replied to a make-money-at-home poster in the str… https://t.co/jy58a6YgNl
I was in two minds about redacting the AU number, but since it’s running a scam I figure people need to see it in c… https://t.co/bMrs6jUOA3
@aDB Yeah I would’ve thought so. You need to sort that out.
Guys, read the damn room. pic.twitter.com/82MdP7LON6
@upulie I must admit, the word “cuddleslug†has a certain ring to it.
richelletanner Aplysia, the slug you can cuddle. pic.twitter.com/IGYQ7Kax9x
RT @BudrykZack: Same energy
https://t.co/a8gZROutXB https://t.co/i3jNTAxgEw
Gap in the market: A breakfast in bed service. @aDB https://t.co/nItlkMw7Pk
wolfcat Facebook has taken cancel culture to far… they have cancelled 2021. pic.twitter.com/476reVtzFx
RT @sumlenny: “Quit smoking. Otherwise you die and will not witness Putin’s death” - a very clever anti-tobacco warning in Ukraine. https:/…
RT @maz_jovanovich: Speaking of losing culture wars… https://t.co/458HjXjw3n
Dear All the Media, it’s probably best to rethink the use of the word “fallout†for the next few months. https://t.co/U3ayNCfKO8
@munin Hard to say.
@DrRhysPockett Yep, the Civic Hotel in the Sydney CBD has that as well — and everyone seems to understand the point of it.
The world needs to see this. https://t.co/3LNefFctyr
The thing that also gets me about the OMFG about this is how quickly people seem to have forgotten about urinals an… https://t.co/Y78xS6282P
@caseyjohnellis @snare Ah, freelancer lyf! One of the best meetings I ever had with a potential editor inviting me… https://t.co/3rqUlZRTCp
RT @lrbobrien: Nearly 2000 retweets for a sign that LITERALLY SAYS “gender specific toilets are available on every floorâ€. Genuinely feel p…
RT @propagandopolis: ‘Concept of deterrence’ — American map from the Cold War (1961) illustrating the U.S. response in a hypothetical nucle…
@oberonsghost OK yes I remember now, though my main memory is the business with Robbie Coltrane in Baku. A very silly story.
@oberonsghost I saw your speculation but at least it was humorous. Although I can’t remember a Bond film being set there?
“Turkey reopens Bosphorus traffic after old mine neutralized†https://t.co/zM6Zp6oAgo
An old mine, but exactly how… https://t.co/0L2LWsUVd8
gevauden Why are today’s writers trapped in dismal hot-take serfdom that makes them believe multi-millionaires are “serfs”? pic.twitter.com/MlsX8XyhLD
@andy_park @JustJimWillDo CHOOOOONS! pic.twitter.com/xpZBkAO8bU
It being Sunday, I’ve added this week’s waratah photos to the Flickr album. https://t.co/XnuH92hKU7
Waratah sequence 2021, day 206. These seed pods, they’re just sitting there all plumb and hard. I assume the magic… https://t.co/8uXCsvhBcy
RT @kels_316: exact same energy as RWNJs who smash their iPads when Apple hires a woman. https://t.co/geA9FNSeC2
danilic I’m looking for a petrol station that still updates the price sign by hand…. Do any exist in Sydney or anywhere?
@BXGD I would probably also be very sick.
@BXGD Exactly. It’s not so much “These are the only things Americans eat†but “These are things that only American… https://t.co/HMLwc1OlxL
@blahblahellis That is indeed impressive.
@baxters @JustJimWillDo @andy_park You could out more batteries inside the finger protectors too.
@JustJimWillDo @andy_park Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/WqbE5nUGuL
@JustJimWillDo @andy_park And surely the kind of tool who’d want one of those gloves would also have wireless in-ea… https://t.co/o61LMmqo1g
RT @jmorenocruz: I, a cool professor, sitting on top of the desk, asking students to open up and share their experiences. https://t.co/UFsy…
@blahblahellis Which category does the hot sauce fit into?
andy_park Discuss pic.twitter.com/tDwJYiLYwz
Yeah I’ve been to The America and this is pretty much correct. https://t.co/2oJ1QYMG6t
RT @roxiqt: FRIEND: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I s…
RT @VaxxersAnti: Guess what I got to see in person today? https://t.co/cyAUkOp4JR
Not so much a space as an asylum. https://t.co/90G01cAf1R
RT @edbott: Signs of the End Times, Chapter MMMXLVII. https://t.co/lznuPd38CD
@jeamland What, in this weather?
Reminder: You have until Thursday night to solve the Hill of Dead Pets thing. It has nothing to do with the Killing… https://t.co/Jmcoq92whv
And yes I have deleted and fixed that tweet. Thank you everyone for your MOUNDS OF SUPPORT.
@jeamland Well spotted. Fixed.
Sun plan, the I was lazy yesterday edition: Do those chores that I should’ve done including KILL SOME MOULD; consid… https://t.co/2uVTFhmNs4
seatedskydiver The tennis racket has broken off my trophy and it now looks like I was West Yorkshire masturbating champion …… pic.twitter.com/B0qlm6W2xR
In the Blue Mountains today the Great Sog continues. I can now type that entire sentence using the next-word button… https://t.co/VHRcRO0wqZ
Sunday. Use a measuring spoon to ensure accuracy. This is a metaphor. Sunday.