All hail Eris! https://t.co/dOmUyHjZbu
Histreepix The Labour Party unveil their national campaign for the upcoming local elections. Henley-on-Thames, 2022. pic.twitter.com/MyjZieFZ9T
PoliticDrip Representative Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jr. (D-NY) pic.twitter.com/Q92S8bDmaf
@rob0tika Seems more like a downgrade to me but I’m no expert.
RT @J_Motoki: An unfortunate glitch https://t.co/EBzFLi6FGr
RT @nick__nobody: #auspol it’s ok the #MFWitches ‘app’ (google maps) is BACK!! Ok they kept it quiet, it’s just for their private facebook…
RT @Idealaw: Scomo is getting booed by the crowd at Shane Warner’s memorial service.
@MoaniePandium Lol I’m not watching it.
@GrogsGamut Thank you, thank you. [Bows.]
@_BertHandsome Hahahaha you are so screwed.
@jonkudelka Really? That’s appalling. It’s been hours and yet it’s RIGHT THERE.
Lol. Daddos are no longer a thing. https://t.co/hHcF2aTqFV
But wow watch that reply counter spinning up! pic.twitter.com/gNYbY5Z5li
A high-end SUV, usually. https://t.co/dhoAzwXfOU
Why? What have cinemas ever done to Sonic the Hedgehog? Insult his wife? https://t.co/aERHFAAp2B
@joannejacobs The duly elected Senator for the State of Queensland Pauline Hanson? That’s why she’s a thing.
I have just heard that the Shane Warne memorial is a two-Minogue event. We’re talking serious Aussieness here.
I should also mention that last night’s comments on this were a first-cut back of the envelope job. Obviously not a… https://t.co/wbGRjGAUXp
None of this invalidates my analysis of the backlog of FoI and Privacy work. I just wanted to correct the impressio… https://t.co/qZsCoVIaMW
The Budget papers do include the full income and expenditure statements where this can be seen. “Budget Paper No. 2… https://t.co/UIdFeMkUoN
Just think of it as chocolate rations and everything will make sense. #Budget2022
So when you see something like this in “Budget Paper No. 2â€, a bump of about $8 million per year for two years, it… https://t.co/wCOu4Inzwo
The excuse, sorry, reason was that there is meant to be a new Privacy Act coming and privacy stuff will be peeled o… https://t.co/WIJ8hnGeLE
The Mid-Year Financial and Economic Outlook (MYEFO) in October had set in place a big REDUCTION in funding for the… https://t.co/eGT6x6V9Ou
IMPORTANT CORRECTION REGARDING THIS PART OF THE THREAD: Let me clarify how “Budget Paper No. 2†works. It’s a set o… https://t.co/OZq0KRPJWo
@annie_parker Oh cool! Thank you. I haven’t seen this one, but always enjoy similar challenges.
@jpwarren If we’re building a polis, we should of course make sure it has many functions.
@andreasdotorg Exactly.
@JustJimWillDo I quite like travelling in smaller aircraft.
@leifnixon Well that’s just poor service! Guests need to be informed of nearby assassination attempts.
@snurb_dot_info Ah of course.
RT @stilgherrian: This is a Roland TB-303. https://t.co/hVjUsO9hQT https://t.co/sb1mocY7GX
RT @stilgherrian: Reminder: Today, 30 March 2022, is World TB-303 Appreciation Day. https://t.co/wR2m42CYCn
For some reason the web page i…
@squinty_joe Yes. That’s the joke.
Hey @gathgwyn here’s a cat who’s generally grateful for me to feed him. https://t.co/92zUHbSgWq
@jsleeio I feel his mood.
@JustJimWillDo Hey look they know now the usual tourists’ minds work, right?
@yarrambat I felt quite safe.
Look it’s probably about something else. https://t.co/b3Aqlk50Zn
“And yes there’s a plaque,†that should be. “Yet†would be silly. Of course there’s a plaque!
@oberonsghost Indeed.
JohnQuiggin This must be the shortest Budget sales campaign ever, derailed inside 24 hours by Morrison’s “let them eat cake”. Now he’s hiding.
RT @therealskicast: I just captured the most insane strike of lightning I’ve ever caught on camera.. ðŸ˜³ðŸ˜±âš¡ï¸ @weatherchannel @KSNNews @KWCH12…
I’ve stayed at the Washington Hilton. On the way there my driver told me, then the porter, then the concierge, ALL… https://t.co/lzS4OjoGKT
@dawnstarau That’s a point. Once they drop the price after no one buys one.
@Rashas_Mo That was my first reaction, but no there are no hints and as I say it’s dated today.
RT @SuperCroup: This really demonstrates exactly the danger that trans women pose to cis women in women’s toilets (i.e. no danger at all).…
It’s one of those dayspic.twitter.com/Lx10tBTXfRfR
@sylmobile That sounds so much like a euphemism.
@flowblok I can’t wait for the DNS!
@techAU I know, and it’s already dubbed the snot cannon. Still, we’ve had some weird years and I don’t think we can… https://t.co/U1fFDDDG6d
It’s pretty early in the year to be calling this, but sure. https://t.co/ARpmuDbuF0
This is good to see. https://t.co/GsAIWi8GyS
@WillMcDougall @_BertHandsome I peddle this gag every now and then.
RT @HartWexford: What the hell are you talking about https://t.co/YrSOhIYmgX
@_BertHandsome With all the hubs, they’ll need to issue a call for unity through a… wait for it… spokes-person.
@dfpiii That bit of Sydney is a bit of a mess anyway.
@dfpiii I don’t have strong feelings about this, except to say that variations on a theme can work nicely but yes,… https://t.co/LPMHCYzwgj
How good is the NSW Liberal party?
I am reminded of the proposition that whichever the political party, the NSW br… https://t.co/luC1E5hyNf
“NSW Liberal preselection crisis: why Morrison and Perrottet want to rush case to high courtâ€â€¦ https://t.co/anc2hkup7M
OK now I’m on board! https://t.co/3mwjgUxP9z
How many tech hubs does Sydney have now lol? https://t.co/3eJpXWmJWm
RT @TheSydneyBlog: The project team is hoping to secure planning approvals by mid-2022. Construction would then start 2H 2023 with Stage 1…
RT @TheSydneyBlog: HAYMARKET | New designs have been revealed for the Central Place development adjacent to Central Station. @SOM_Design +…
RT @KidsWriteJokes: How big is an eagle’s wings?
A lot
@KarlettaA @Marcus_ASPI @katherinefeeney Maybe. :) Ta.
@trib I guess it’s “innovation†to combine the needs of all the holes in your head into a single device.
“Dyson Confirms 2022 Launch of Air-Purifying Headphones Delivering Pure Air and Pure Audio,†dated 30 March so… r… https://t.co/lRvU4ZdA3N
@danilic It isn’t. You need to think of someone who’s more of a cunt.
@HartWexford Bodies in barrels. Made for the South Australian market.
I support this proposal. Anyone who can vote but doesn’t needs to take a long hard look at themselves. If anyone yo… https://t.co/uMkhJBGa8H
Airminded “queen victoria’s ghost in the machine, daguerrotype” pic.twitter.com/Tu9ng7GxZe
RT @jonkudelka: When a politician whose schtick is all about tough love and people copping it on the chin is for a change on the receiving…
@HHackenbecker An adequate selection.
Wed plan, updated: Once I’ve made lunch, which I’m about to do, I’m inserting a nap into the schedule because I fee… https://t.co/VO0W7dpA1a
@JustJimWillDo Well, not a whole one. Just some basic sounds.
Correct. https://t.co/rBlAzu5aY2
RT @TheShovel: Senator calls Morrison “Corrupt, racist, autocratic bully†in third most stinging criticism of PM from his colleagues this y…
rohan_p memories pic.twitter.com/WS1cRAMtia
@JustJimWillDo Oh, you can play with one in software in your browser for free. roland50.studio
@JonoInAotearoa Correct.
@seamus Congratulations on all counts! :)
@JustJimWillDo Originally, no. USD 395. If you want an original one now be prepared to spend $5000. https://t.co/v6clEq7XkS
This is a Roland TB-303. https://t.co/hVjUsO9hQT https://t.co/sb1mocY7GX
Reminder: Today, 30 March 2022, is World TB-303 Appreciation Day. https://t.co/wR2m42CYCn
For some reason the web… https://t.co/DxzYa3M7OK
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree @darrenpauli Well he’s cooked, I know that much.
@zerointerupt This sounds a lot like capitalism and The Marketâ„¢.
(But as an aside, I understand that ASD is now ab… https://t.co/EeDlsqb1gp
How humiliating. https://t.co/ojkw0suLdr
@RealNickHodge @captainbrown We need a 2020s version of this series.
RT @egavactip: I hate it when I trip and fall and land my nose directly on a leech. https://t.co/em5FhCXcN2
@ssharwood It’s always good to do this immediately before an election too, right when people start paying attention.
@captainbrown @RealNickHodge Here, have a full episode. https://t.co/PfrVYkUTYF
@SparkleOps @zerointerupt We could put the cybers on Afterpay.
@joelpmichael I get why they do it, but yeah.
@rob0tika Oh great, yes, thanks for that.
And here, per some random, is the video of Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells’ spray from last night. https://t.co/7e0gmhKYBG
Here’s the text of Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells’ spray from last night, per Hansard. https://t.co/19hA5d7KsV (PDF)
RT @vasabjit_b: Russian senior officer commits suicide after discovering 90 percent of his tanks, brought out of long term storage, are unu…
@zerointerupt But the Prime Minister and his colleagues have announced it WILL happen, so it must be happening. Right?
Airminded “the apollo 11 atmospheric reentry disaster, kodachrome” pic.twitter.com/8hzCpWIL33
@misosusanowa @VCOSS He’s offering a $420 one-off tax cut.
@dobes Good luck. And the coffee thing helps.
@dobes How are you all doing?
@dobes Much as I appreciate your generosity of spirit and everything you do for me, I must on this occasional decline your kind offer.
WYR_bot Would you rather be able to see the future to alter your decisions, or be incredibly smart that your intelligence borders on precognition?
Still not pregnant, so there’s that. And I’ll continue making those joke every time. So I just have some cold or so… https://t.co/Tb6VWzJTWt
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree I do not. I am not a person who is inclined to enjoy baking.
VCOSS What rental crisis?
The Prime Minister is literally telling struggling renters to just go and buy a house. pic.twitter.com/yL1pk4FVfh
@joelpmichael How annoy.
RT @BOM_NSW: âš ï¸ #Flood Warning update for Lismore. The Lismore Levee has been overtopped. See https://t.co/AdztI2rqg1 for details and upda…
RT @BOM_NSW: UPDATE: #SevereWeatherWarning for heavy #rain and damaging #winds has been updated for the #NorthernRivers, #MidNorthCoast and…
@NewtonMark @joelmcourtney I’ll be keeping an eye open.
@NewtonMark [Grabs popcorn.]
@damana @fictillius Maybe… maybe if we assassinated La Niña!
@fictillius Now I guess they’ll have to shoot at the clouds.
@oberonsghost Exactly. Or the siren malfunctioned *just now* when they went to use it.
“Thousands struck down by Covid-like symptoms as horrific ‘super cold’ hits Australia,†which explains a number of… https://t.co/bHdkTc1wSe
@JustJimWillDo They don’t taste like snake either.
Vicki’s right on the ball here. Fix the bloody siren. True insightpic.twitter.com/UCB2POqydkdk
@trott1073 I am willing to take that risk.
@SuperCroup I am merely making an observation. I haven’t had the chance to feel their lumps yet.
RT @susie_dent: Word of the Day is ‘girouettism’ (19th century): a constant changing of opinions or principles to follow the latest trend o…
@paulwallbank @stufromoz But should he be allowed to get away with a leak like that? Especially in a national security matter.
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree I know he brought staff, but they only did the east coast so probably not. I suppose I could look it up, but nah.
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree Don’t get me started or I’ll get onto snake beans.
RT @alexkidman: Good news: We finally found that #icemoonprison. Except that it’s not a moon, might not be a planet, and it’s a bit far awa…
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree Nice. That’s a similar but different species I thin. See how on mine there’s the looping fl… https://t.co/d1fEHsqsTb
@JonoInAotearoa @bunjaree No really, no.
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree This species is stunning right now. There’s also one called the Old Man Banksia but they’re all done for the season.
@ashulz I make no comment about the chookiness of the Prime Minister.
This banksia is looking rather nice this morning. They’re running rampant all through the scrubland at @bunjaree ri… https://t.co/dg1VmtBqFQ
Waratah sequence 2021, day 209. The seed pods in question are firm and green in the morning sun — before La Niña d… https://t.co/BvDNKKl4pV
RT @JoshButler: cancelling all my appointments and devoting the rest of my day to studying this tweet and photo https://t.co/SIGYcBwzbp
@GoWildTec Jesus Christ!
@kcarruthers Die Sonderkraftfahrzeuge?
It’s going to be one of those days. #Budget2022 https://t.co/yH2wCOxZXU
RT @ausgeo: Stunning breakthrough: the platypus and echidnas came from the South Pole. New research by two of the country’s most esteemed s…
It falls upon me to remind you that Josh Frydenberg and Peter Dutton have the same shaped head. https://t.co/2gxdUhecgE
TTAships The Black Moranth does not exist #TerranTradeAuthority #LookingGlassAI pic.twitter.com/2pnaV26fdb
Wed plan: Gentle start because the Budget hurt my brain; a little geek-work for a client; a little editorial work f… https://t.co/WHeL0hQJvx
@purserj Good point.
@allrite Yeah I think it’s far more onshore than offshore. Well spotted.
@trott1073 Pffft! He’ll cope.
Enjoying @roweafr’s portrait of the Treasurer. And yes, I will add some more bits and pieces to this thread today a… https://t.co/zIzFiupjIk
cathywilcox1 Depends who you ask.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/gGf0WrcyNx
As opposed to those less well-known but far more dangerous onshore icebergs. https://t.co/TzGNJfZSk8
@riskybusiness Good luck, and remember that “The show must go on†is only for the theatre. And “theatre†is an anagram of “e-threatâ€.
I did a Budget thread last night. It starts here, and I’ve also compiled it at https://t.co/X5mP2u04F7. #Budget2022 https://t.co/5yhWgUYM2i
In the Blue Mountains today the Great Sog continues. Again. And again. pic.twitter.com/6qo9PKkAQX
Wednesday. Consider the integrity of your trousers or skirts. Beware of moths. Brown dogs will be safer today. Avoi… https://t.co/WwGgNnrvuG