It’s all about the learning this episode. You’ll learn some obvious things about the internet. You’ll learn how to manage your romantic relationships. And you’ll learn how to improve your wellness in just a few seconds.
In this episode of The 9pm Edict you’ll also hear about pigs, bears, The Illuminati, the colour pink, Mark Zuckerberg, Rudy Giuliani, and socialism.
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The next episode of The 9pm Edict will recorded on Thursday 12 December 2019. It’s be an end-of-year wrap with Nicholas Fryer, although I may also record something in the quiet week between Christmas and New Year.
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2 minutes of erection is enough to conclude the coitus and fecundate the female. Anything beyond that is perversion, degeneracy and socialism.
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Despite the current push from some lawmakers to make socialism cool in America, can it really coexist with other ideologies such as Feminism? I'll tell you firsthand because I lived through it. Unless someone has, they have no idea what they're talking about.
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Extravagant metaphors are indecently exposed in the shortlist for the Literary Review’s annual booby prize for sexual scenes in fiction
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Freya Parker joins in for this episode in which we speak to Lesley Clocks, the sister of Kenrin Clocks, who was badly injured on a Danish Hog Farm.
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In recent months, the new “self-care” method—aka “butthole sunning”—has started to gain momentum, mostly thanks to a few social media influencers whose photos and videos have gone viral.
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Obviously, when I heard that the latest handy hint for staying healthy in this modern world is to expose one’s anus to the sun, thereby absorbing its life-giving properties via the most direct route possible, I said to myself, “Yes. That’s for me.”
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“No reasonable person would believe that Devin Nunes’ cow actually has a Twitter account, or that the hyperbole, satire and cow-related jokes it posts are serious facts,” reads the filing in Virginia’s Henrico County Circuit Court.
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President Trump is now distancing himself more than ever from lawyer Rudy Giuliani, claiming he did not direct Giuliani to act on his behalf in Ukraine.
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I have literally no idea what I’ve just read.
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Mark Zuckerberg completed his 2019 “personal challenge,” in which he set out to “host a series of public discussions about the future of technology in society — the opportunities, the challenges, the hopes, and the anxieties.” Here’s who he spoke to: 8 men, 1 woman. All white.
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Adelaide’s Nova 919 goes dangerously off script while spruiking a local business.
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The Negrito are several diverse ethnic groups who inhabit isolated parts of Maritime Southeast Asia.
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Richard has yet another stomach upset, adding some much needed jeopardy to the podcast. And it's a meeting of Turner Prize winners past and future as his guest is a name that will echo through the ages (hello future humans) Grayson Perry.
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Grayson Perry CBE RA (born 24 March 1960) is an English contemporary artist. He is known for his ceramic vases, tapestries, and cross-dressing, as well as his observations of the contemporary arts scene, and for dissecting British "prejudices, fashions and foibles".
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In 2012, Corbyn wrote a supportive message on Facebook in response to the street artist, Mear One, over a mural that was being removed by a London council. The mural featured several anti-Semitic tropes, such as what are clearly supposed to be Jewish bankers playing a game of monopoly on the backs of the poor underneath the Eye of Providence, the universally recognized symbol of the Illuminati.
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Gemma, 38, said: “I’m now thinking should I become Illuminati? Who do I need to call to become Illuminati?"
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Investigators said that over the past few weeks Rider vandalized several places throughout the county by spray painting "KMAC Hearts Brande," "KMAC 666" and "KMAC is Illuminati" on signs, walls, doors and personal property.
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In the 1920s, goat testicles were transplanted into men as a “cure” for erectile dysfunction and impotence.
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For the first time, researchers have caught a species of swine called the Visayan warty pig using pieces of bark as a shovel to move dirt around in their nests.
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Christine Rollins, a 59-year old caregiver to an elderly couple in Anahuac, failed to show up at her normal time on Sunday, the sheriff's office said. The 84-year-old homeowner found her lying in the front yard between her car and the house.
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This rugby interview is one of the best sports interviews I’ve seen, as it keeps getting delightfully weirder as it goes on.
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This is Joe Marler, loosehead prop for Harlequins, who play at The Stoop in Twickenham (my home town), and England. As a front-rower (hooker) myself for thirty years, we are well-known as the funniest and most handsome of the team.
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Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid
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[Photo: @ra_of_earth and some of his perineum sunning initiates, in a frame grab taken from a video on his Instagram feed.]