The Google oracle

Thanks to a post at The Inquisitr, I’ve found a whole new way to waste time: letting Google suggest the questions we should be asking.

Just start type in the first part of a question, like “Why does he…”, and Google tells you what’s important to people.

• Why does he do that?
• Why does he ignore me?
• Why does he like me?
• Why does he love me?
• Why does he cheat?
• Why does he push me away?
• Why does he lie?
• Why does he stare at me?
• Why does he text instead of call?
• Why does he hurt me?

Asking the same question about females gets a similar-but-different result.

• Why does she stay lyrics?
• Why does she stay ne yo?
• Why does she ignore me?
• Why does she cheat?
• Why does she stay lyrics neo?
• Why does she love me?
• Why does she like me?
• Why does she lie?
• Why does she play hard to get?
• Why does she stay youtube?

Asking “Why do they…” is rather more differenter.

• Why do they call New York The Big Apple?
• Why do they call getting sick a cold?
• Why do they call it the birds and the bees?
• Why do they call it the clap?
• Why do they always send the poor?
• Why do they call it Fat Tuesday?
• Why do they rock so hard?
• Why do they act that way?
• Why do they drive on the left side of the road…?
• Why do they leave lyrics?

And finally (for now), asking “Where is…?

• Where is my refund?
• Where is the love lyrics?
• Where is Chuck Norris?
• Where is my mind lyrics?
• Where is my state refund?
• Where is the love?
• Where is my stimulus check?
• Where is Dubai?
• Where is your appendix?
• Where is the Grand Canyon?

OK, that’s enough. Back to work.