Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 22nd, 2008

Editing @Warlach’s explanation of “phone condoms” for Stilgherrian Live Alpha ep 3, live to teh internetz at 9.30pm Sydney time tonight.

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@mpesce Yes, surrealism is the word. I suppose that means I should have another beer.

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At home, dismembering a chicken the size of a chicken, with salad. Deciding how much effort to put into preparing the program.

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@erkpod We’ve had the plans for a decade plus, no reason not implemented but incompetence.

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Town Hall station: sweaty smelly dangerously-overcrowded hell hole. You have plans. Fix it, pricks!

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OK, en route home. I surrender my spirit to CityRail.

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“Show @”? That makes no sense!

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Little prepared, may just rant at the camera. Show @

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Having quiet bevvy at secret location before going home to prep for Live at 9.30pm Sydney tine.

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@brettw Congrats to GoodBarry for winning Transaction 2.0 “Best Aussie Business Startup” at CeBIT.

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@JoshAnstey Try watching CeBIT Transaction 2.0 on the Conference Chaser http://rurl.org/r67 via webcam in front row.

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@matfarrington The f-bomb from @philmorle was a Gordon Ramsey reference, presentation was called “Hell’s Kitchen”. I may have heckled too.

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@matfarrington Absolutely. Email IS poison, great way to lose things. Especially when staff can barely use email. You’re watching online?

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@philmorle Starting AND finishing with “Fuck off!”. Classy. Glad I met you today. Good clear presentation just now.

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@lelak I’ll prod @ApostrophePong re the recipe. He’s got it down pat, so it may not be written down anywhere.

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@JoshAnstey Like all conferences, Transaction 2.0 is mixed bag. I tend only to form my opinions after reflection.

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@ceibner Hey! Good to see you last night too. :)

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@agronaught Ah welcome to you too… I’m slowly working thru new follows… what DID happen last night?

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Phil Morle’s presentation begins with him telling me to fuck off. Scene set.

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@lelak Welcome to my Twitterworld. I second your call for beetroot support. @ApostrophePong’s beetroot, walnut, blue cheese & rocket salad!

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@neerav You may have survived, but I daresay you are a tad younger than my 73 years. :P

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OK, I can haz WiFi now, live from CeBIT Transaction 2.0. I am awake now after springing to and from business centre.

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Trying to stay awake at CeBIT Transaction 2.0, insufficient sleep.

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OK, time to head to CeBIT and Transaction 2.0. ETA perhaps 1130. I’m sure someone will summarise what I’ve missed. AFK.

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OK, going offline to be snarky for money as opposed to mere recreational snark. Back once first draft is written. 90 minutes?

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Stilgherrian Live Alpha episode 3 from last night is at http://is.gd/bcM It went for 45 mins not 25 ‘cos I was watching the wrong clock.

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@artywah If you can’t wait, the first semi-final is already online at http://eurovision.tv … spoiler alert! ;)

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@mpesce That’s Dustin the Turkey, the puppet’s name: Ireland’s entry for Eurovision 2008! Classy, eh?

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@mpesce OK, I was surreal last night, I guess… just for you. :P The karma will haunt me forever.

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Retweet @crikey_news: Check out Crikey’s fabulous Eurovision form guide. :) http://tinyurl.com/4dvwpf Disclosure: I write for these pricks.

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@SomeGen @gregdwyer @philmorle and any other newies to my Twitterworld, welcome! I’ll work out if I’ve missed anyone later, after deadline.

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Fri plan: Write for Crikey.com.au re CeBIT / Transaction 2.0; cost out client project; deal with a million loose ends (cork?); collapse.

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@bck Can the words “Brad Kellett” and “low key” ever exist in the same sentence?

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Emerging from a cloud of surreality and congealing into a very real Friday, packed with commitments and deadlines.

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@bsains Oh dear, you were watching that? It doesn’t bear thinking about. LOL.

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I was looking at the wrong clock or something, meant to wrap at 25 mins and ended up going 45. Bugger. Thought it felt long. So to speak.

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OK, a little over 30 minutes until Stilgherrian Live Alpha episode 3 happens at http://is.gd/dnm … one way or another.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I thought I would play the special song for pedophiles, if you recall our conversation. But I can get the turkey ready too.

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@SuperMacMan And yet more welcomes to another new Twitterstalker… :) Be good, and I’ll be good, etc etc. [Why did I say that? Tablets…]

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@a_makohon Welcome to you too! Boy I must’ve made an impression last night. ;)

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@JohnAnstey Welcome to my Twitterworld, sir. Hope you enjoy, or at least are not too repulsed.

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@misswired Sorry to hear you have no ADSL. Ah well, I’ll show the masses those 4 photos at low resolution and me interrupting with talk. ;)

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Mind you, I was weirder and rantier before I had dinner just then. I should have stayed with the empty stomach and beer plan.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well not only is there me being weird and ranty, there’s also a Eurovision entry to watch.

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@bengrubb The photos by @ceibner are “All rights reserved” so can’t use them tonight unless she’s watching this.

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@bengrubb Ah yes @misswired does have a set, and has foolishly used a CC license which allows me to steal them shamelessly. Excellent.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, seeing me “weird and ranty”. I know, you’re about to say you see that for hours every weekend.

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Dear Twitterverse, is there a Fickr set of photos from last night’s @stub I can include in the program?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Don’t go to bed, you’ll miss the greatest media event of the decade!

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@Warlach Agreed, your original rant was the better version, but I didn’t have the camera running then. C’est la vie.

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