Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 23rd, 2008

Safely ensconced at the Blue Fig Cafe, Enmore Rd, about to order said Eggs Benedict and a new spine.

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@JonoH Yes! ‘3rd Sunday of every month shall be known as “Benedict Day!”’ In my schedule now, and will promote. ;)

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@JonoH “Eggs benedict”? You bastard! Now I want some too! I think a quick shower and the Blue Fig Cafe are next on my to-do list.

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RT @MissRFTC: Walked dog near Sunset Junction but didn’t go in. $20 entry + food/beer + fines for indecent exposure. Not sure if worth it.

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@seancarmody With the Bahamas (and not Bahrain, as I’d guessed!) at the top the message for Australia is clear: Become a tropical tax haven!

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@seancarmody Now it works, ta. Temporary TinyURL glitch. http://tinyurl.com/4j5hyw is the medals-per-capita chart with full country names.

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@lebard @Andrew303 @Rajinder @rigesyounan @freygan Hi to you guys, ta for following me. I’ll TRY to find time to explore your worlds…

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@seancarmody That last link http://tinyurl.com/4j5hyw is broken. I am sulking. This is not good.

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RT @seancarmody: First cut medals per capita chart http://tinyurl.com/6f8og9 Love your Olympic data mining, Sean!

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RT @ApostrophePong: Thai King the richest monarch in the world. Crude fails Middle East Royal Families. http://snurl.com/3j1do

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Emerges. There is no bus. There is no sticky spot. There is no bread. There are only old socks. And cats. And nitrogen.

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Anyway this bus lacks a sticky spot, even if there’s a distinct smell of old socks and stale bread.

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@DrMiaow Well, what does the sticky spot smell like?

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@plasmaegg And people shouldn’t be looking at other people’s screens anymay.

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@plasmaegg Bah! That whole “not safe for work” crap is based on one narrow intolerant, inhuman idea of what a workplace “should” be like…

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I mean a 423 not a 438 or a 428… Sydney bus route information FAIL. [sigh]

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@DrMiaow That strange sticky spot isn’t down to me, I caught a 438 today not a 428.

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@mpesce “When I see Aussies winning teh gold metals… Something more AC/DC”… well, @SnarkyPlatypus reckons more like Melissa.

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I suspect a Twittersplit.

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@mpesce “Force-fed Lisp?” That makes it the pâté de foie gras of programming languages. Yum! (And you a goose, of course…)

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Once you’ve seen the video for Laura Branigan’s “Self Control” the Museum of Contemporary Art holds no mystery.

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Waiting for @SnarkyPlatypus, watching fish go around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around…

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Just saw 3’s mobile broadband deal. 6GB $39/mo over 24mo including USB modem. Didn’t 3 also just sign a roaming deal onto NextG?

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@DenubisX Your cajun burger came with hummus for the same reason my seafood cacciatore came with crab sticks.

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@Mediamum Well, I’m male. What would you recommend?

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They really need to have hand towels on buses.

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Is it wrong to masturbate on a 423 bus? It passes the time, sure, but… you know…

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Entering the King Street Traffic Jam, now in its 550th consecutive weekend.

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Overheard on Enmore Rd: one man greeting another, “Welcome to my Hell.”

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@lewellyn Australia uses a standard QWERTY keyboard, except the numeric keypad is football teams and for betting on horse races instead.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve felt a cold stirring in my waters for a couple of days now. Going to The Rocks and Circular Quay yesterday didn’t help.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Good morning Mr Platypus. I hope your health is improving today? Mine is, perhaps, less so. I blame peer pressure.

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@lewellyn My life is now about typing an endless stream of passwords. Good thing I use the same password for everything, eh?

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Dear Firefox 3, on the “Remove All Cookies” button, pls haz an “orly?” to prevent nasty mouse-slip accidentz kthxbai.

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