Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

August 26th, 2008

@SnarkyPlatypus Wow! Your 2000th tweet was “@stilgherrian You’ll survive. Have a Long Island Ice Tea or two to clear the system up”

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@mspecht @SnarkyPlatypus @lewellyn @babycakejase Thank you for your concern / snarkiness / advice / clever repartee. Now go kill youselves.

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Oooooohhhhhh aaaaaaaaa oooooooo eerrrrrrr oooooo oooooorkkk!

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@jeffsonstein I am guessing that there was a pun of some kind in what you wrote, and as soon as I can comprehend language I will respond.

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I also remember.. more whiskey… a man in a grey suit… clocks… spinning… whiskey, I remember whiskey… and… oh fuck it hurts.

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I remember… a room full of media people… being handed a microphone… whiskey… someone taking notes… the Indonesian air force…

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Emerges. Reads: “Arriving at the Clarendon Hotel. about 13 hours ago from txt.” Need I say anything else? Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Coffee.

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Arriving at the Clarendon Hotel.

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Dear overbleached bitch in blue Porsche, what’s classy about your unsignalled U-turn is that you did it IN a school pedestrian crossing.

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OK, time to become mobile and transform into some sort of publicly-acceptable creature. I will emerge in Surry Hills, different.

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RT @aDB RT @LunarX_EU: NASA Discovers Computer Virus Aboard the International Space Station […] http://tinyurl.com/59pqnm

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@SnarkyPlatypus A pantsless panel? Well, tonight’s topic is “The new shape of media careers”. Maybe that’s pantsless. (Hi, @grum!)

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@kcarruthers Media in the Pub should be good. Lots of confirmed people, and me and Jonathan Este can resume our fight. http://is.gd/WGZ

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Hmmm… 2 hours until Media in the Pub. http://is.gd/14BH Am I on the panel? I’ve been sent scenarios, maybe I am. Better shave, find pants.

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Again, thanks all. Your comments have been turned into a comment back on my original blog post. http://is.gd/1UXW Gosh, New Media is fast!

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I note that http://tradingpost.com.au is offering free “basic” auction listings, obviously an attempt to grab share from eBay.

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Ta @StuartLivesey @Alex_Manchester @craigspry @decryption @neerav… it does seem to be OzTion and now Trading Post. Inneresting!

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Dear Twitterverse, assuming eBay continues to de-emphasise auctions, where should Aussies go to auction their stuffs?

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RT @markhjones ABC want to make all content accessible regardless of delivery platform. Massive internal dept integration issue

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@SpazzyPC @itsalltaken More Melbourne folk eh? Well, I hope my surreal little outpourings end up making some sense. Or not.

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@JonathanPoh Ah, I can see how you ended up seeing my Twitetrstream.. that @firstdogonmoon has a lot to answer for. ;) Hi!

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@lizbt Oh. Legal. So selling meth to schoolkids is out too then, I guess.

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@stokely Yes, give @SilkCharm a go, the poor thing needs SOME profile. “Laurel WHO…?” [ducks]

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@SilkCharm Wow you are so much more polite in Crikey than I am! http://is.gd/1URx

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@lizbt “How would you convince 300 people to give you $50?” Gunpoint.

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@StuartLivesey No, this isn’t the syadmin’s fault, it’s the client for spreading services across three providers, then slow providers.

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Waiting for another systems administrator to make another change, which I could’ve made myself in 30 seconds if I had access.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Wow, Stilgherrian “not an ideal candidate” for the financial services industry. Who’d have thought…

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Interestingly, client says “But it wasn’t spam!” (i.e. wasn’t tagged by spam filter), and they DO get greeting card emails from people.

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@Nickhodge Now that I look in my own junk email, I see four copies of the same thing just today. “Heads-up, IT support people!”

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@WarWraith I sometimes think people must imagine that viruses have “VIRUS” written on them or something. Well, “trojan”, but one step…

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@funkycoda Oooooooooh I so with I were kidding. But no, it’s real. All. Too. Real.

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@mpesce There seem to be SO MANY stories that will emerge when we get you drunk… it’ll be a long night.

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Wed plan: Wrap up here as quickly as I can and head to St Ives for a day of virus removal. That, and pain.

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Bother. Two staff in the client’s office have already clicked on “You have a greeting card” and have the Blue Screen of Knowledge. And so…

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@mpesce I read the name of your invention as “Soulless Orientation Sensor”. Probably not the same thing.

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I’ve been staring at the same spot on my desk for 20 minutes now. Perhaps it’s time to try something else.

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@marywallace @sam_schuman What a day to start following me. Someone put “media” and “pub” in the same sentence and it was… inevitable.

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