Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 4th, 2009

How evolved am I? I am an Advanced Mammal!

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Channel 9’s idea of Sunday prime time: “20 to 1: Mistakes, Madness & Mayhem”. They wonder why they’re losing audience. Idiots.

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@ragnarok1971 The mother had Edinaish tendencies, certainly. I saw her inspecting the stonefruit.

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Oh I should have known! That noisy spoiled-brat 4yo bitch is named Saffron. STFU, child, the world is not centred on you!

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And now for the walk to Borsellino Brothers, purveyors of fine fruit and vegetables and other good things.

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@GeorgeDearing Well, “I help create profitable businesses” is unspecific. What OTHER sort of business would one create? Der!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well if I’d had a Golden Empire and fucked it up, I’d miss it too.

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RT @mediahunter: Just asked my 6yo old son who they were interviewing on the cricket. He immediately answered “Yoda”. It was John Howard.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes I thought you’d find the article amusing. http://is.gd/evHB Seems to be unaware that WE create the world.

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Filtering in Oz: Australia’s Foray into Internet Censorship by Derek E Bambauer [Brooklyn Law School, Legal Studies Paper] http://is.gd/evIS

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is the Golden Elizabethan Age ending? http://is.gd/evHB Long live Pax Britannia!

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@SnarkyPlatypus So where are we going for plum wine? I can put my pants on and be ready in 10 mins.

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Eirik Solheim does it again, the bastard! “One year in 40 seconds”: http://is.gd/dXtj

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There are too many disturbing cross-connections in this universe please make them stop you know who you are kthxbai.

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@ApostrophePong Have an amazing piece of stop-motion animation! http://is.gd/evuV Hat-tip @theinquisitr. Again.

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@firstdogonmoon If this guy at @TheOnion can auction a lame joke for (currently) US$365, you can do better. http://is.gd/erp4

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Reporting @timoreilly in Sept, with a read: “Stop throwing sheep, do something worthy” http://is.gd/2Q7y Orifginal talk at http://is.gd/30DJ

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@kcarruthers They @reply not ‘cos they’re genuinely interested but ‘cos they “need” to leaven the self-promotion with “something personal”.

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@kcarruthers Re auto-DMs on join, I’m also amused to see “social marketers” fail to realise that faux-sincerity is SO easy to spot. Yawn.

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OK, so I am writing something for Crikey today. It’s 1030. The deadline is tight. I will only slaughter two losers before starting work.

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Am I setting an appropriate tone for the day?

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@erkpod Yes well “some people” need to take a 9mm in the head and be buried in a shallow grave.

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Especially on Mondays.

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@kcarruthers And I see it as a civic duty to purge society of the stupid, weak, unfit and useless.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Just hand piles of documents to the underlings, tell them to figure out what needs to be done and bring it back.

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@kcarruthers Oh please don’t give people anti-phishing hints. You’re slowing down natural selection! The sooner we weed ‘em out the better.

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Today’s theme song, guaranteed to get the blood flowing. http://is.gd/eyqf Better than @ApostrophePong’s insipid http://tinyurl.com/8be59y

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@kcarruthers “Don’t click on links in DMs”? Like “Don’t click on links on email” or “Don’t click on links on the web”, that’ll work well.

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Emerges. In what insane universe do we get woken by the cleaners arriving early? This one. I demand a refund!

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My Twitterstream has now degenerated totally. My work here is done! [exit]

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@BrendanB Although I will say that when it comes to hookers, quantity does NOT beat quality, and that’s just down to geometry.

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RT @einspruch: I think this is funny. A kind of binary site, perhaps. http://adjix.com/j9f [@SnarkyPlatypus, you’ll like this!]

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@drunkenmadman Sadly there’s NO cocaine or hookers, only $4.50 a litre white wine. Sometimes quantity does beat quality.

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@limburger2001 Watching “The Wedge”? What for? It’s the same catchphrase jokes every week!

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OK, that little “work” item is out of the way. Sunday night unfolds! Bring on the cocaine and hookers!

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@middleclassgirl If you got a towel from Michael Hutchence there’s no telling who’s DNA it’s covered with.

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@firstdogonmoon I think adding a herring automatically makes something 73% more erotic, don’t you?

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I’m wondering whether my avatar is the best one for projecting a professional image when talking to an important Scandinavian broadcaster.

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RT @ApostrophePong: The Italians know how to ruin my favourite song. http://tinyurl.com/9ej5o9 not on

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@Jinjirrie But… But… BUT IF YOU NUKE AMERICA YOU’LL DESTROY DISNEYLAND! AND THE CAST OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! YOU BARBARIAN!

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RT @ApostrophePong: Our shit is gonna be pink in the morning with this beetroot salad. Lovely!

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My Middle East solution: 10,000 unused nukes. Draw a grid from Tel Aviv to Kabul. Space evenly. New tourist attraction: Plains of Glass.

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And while making the ldmon dressing, there’s only one tune to listen to! http://is.gd/ewkq

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@ApostrophePong is making his special beetroot, walnut, feta and rocket salad with fresh lemon dressing. I’m helping by drinking wine.

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@josh909 No, we don’t curfew the cats. They come and go as they please. I can’t stand keeping animals as prisoners.

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For some reason we only see Channel 9 at pubs. Pubs always show Channel 9. Why is this?

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