Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 24th, 2009

@kcarruthers Did you see what we just did? Men organise meat, woman organise salad? We are our parents!

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Mobile. Illawara Rd / Marrickville Rd / Vietnamese butcher / further sins.

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RT @aDB: Even I am Spartacus is in awe of this scale of awesome: http://is.gd/sl96 (via @liubinskas)

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@elerimai Ah no, I just saw the link on @samanthagreen’s Twitterstream. I, um… [shuffles feet] I don’t do Facebook much.

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@elerimai Did I get what off you? The “ordinary” rash? [puzzled]

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Yay! “Facebook Manners And You”! Hear about “Facebook, the electric friendship generator”! http://is.gd/sz8e Hat-tip @samanthagreen.

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@mpesce Excellent. I will bring The Magick Internet Stick so the @stub people and other entities can converse with the Universe.

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@WhiteRoses98 Madness! I’m choosing to follow you because you like Sour Gummy Worms!

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@The_C_Word OK, I suppose you just HAD to exist. Inevitable, really.

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Yes, “Ken the Hen presents How to draw a First Dog On The Moon Cartoon” is made of WIN. http://is.gd/udhu Thank you, @firstdogonmoon!

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If you swear, more people will follow you than unfollow you. Except in America, because they’re all complete cunts.

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Fri plan (revised): Put on pants; 1530 errand to Marrickville Rd for dead animals to marinate, food etc; drinkies in Marrickville?; warmth.

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The MOAR I think about it, the MOAR I think that whisky sours made with Mekong could well be the way to go.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, we shall bring MOAR alcomahol of some sort. Maybe some Mekong? BUT WHO IS BRINGING THE OLIVES?

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@kcarruthers Agreed. If you kill the plants and we kill th animals, we should be OK. (P.S. Is a 4-person cabal like this appropriate?)

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus Ah! @ApostrophePong says we shall marinate some dead animals overnight for us four. Pig and chook.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Please place your requests for alcomaholishness or I shall be forced to improvise. Also, dead animals?

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@pureandapplied What amazed me about the substitute-stripper story is the excellent surveillance op she ran! http://is.gd/tMMi

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Actually, that BLDG BLOG rant is so full of goodly WIN that I’ll RT it! “How the Other Half Writes: In Defense of Twitter” http://is.gd/tXfW

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RT @stephenconroy: Girl sends stripper to pretend to be her at 10 year reunion. http://is.gd/tMMi (via @bananasontoast)

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“How the Other Half Writes: In Defense of Twitter” http://is.gd/tXfW

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Oh. speaking of FAIL, I seem to recall intending that last tweet to be a DM. C’est la vie. Our plans are no longer SEKRIT.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You know, there could be a whole sub-plot involving Julie Bishop’s ritual sex magic to purge possession by J W Howard.

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“A pink filter fo”? Do excuse me! But yes, it’s the cookie-cutter Italian restaurant with a cheap paint job. It looks made of FAIL.

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RT @Opheli8: That was the dodgy italian restaurant. They seem to have kept the same tables etc & just bought a pink filter fo

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There’s a new place at 200 Enmore Rd called “Hot Lips CafĂ©, Restaurant & Cocktail Bar”. Cheap-arse inkjet signs mention karaoke & live m …

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@mpesce I seem to be getting over the cold. They last a week? It started last Friday. But I have a bad case of ennui.

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@stemcd LOL! No, sometimes Twitter generates productivity for me, but then I have a weird existence. YMMV.

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Completely failing to do anything much productive whatsoever.

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So while I was having brunch, Cold Chisel and other shit Aussie bands have taken over my @replies stream. Good one.

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@voirol I get all my spelling from the Internets.

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I don’t understand why knowledge of “Khe San” isn’t in the Citizenship Test.

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@stephenconroy Do they HAVE email at the “Daily Telegraph” now? Gosh. How do you email bile, anyway?

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@mpesce Oops, my bad. That’s a recent, fatter version. You really do need to experience the original. http://is.gd/ubHo

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@mpesce Noting that you seem to be unaware that “Khe San” is THE song by Cold Chisel, I think I shall have to bring it, yes. And a camera.

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Obama administration to create new military command to coordinate defense of Pentagon computer networks. http://is.gd/tOye

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Espresso Book Machine: ANY book printed & bound while you wait. http://is.gd/ui4W A&R Melbourne have one http://is.gd/2PfX

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New ways of absorbing all your time: Google News Timeline! http://is.gd/twR6 Google Similar Images! http://is.gd/tx5l

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Getting something approximating sleep before the Rooftop . [exit]

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@wraptinweb I’m using Vista because I don’t have a handy XP license. I have one, but on a HDD that needs a computer wrapped around it again.

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@WoollyMittens Correct, I’m now installing copious updates. And all I need to do is reset one device which requires Windows. No hurry tho.

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Firing up a Windows Vista VM on my MacBookPro for the first time since… 19 October 2008! So much for needing Windows to support clients.

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@jeffsonstein Oh! “Chook” is Australian & New Zealand (primarily) for “chicken”. http://is.gd/ugWa

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@tomatom I am so pleased you remembered the cherry tomatoes thing. http://is.gd/ufAa That’s special.

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RT @WoollyMittens: I was just imagining an ass-cocktail and it didn’t really work for me. [Is there anyone for whom this DOES work?]

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@JohnBirmingham O hai. Love your work. I’ve written about and mentioned you a bit. http://is.gd/ufn1

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@kcarruthers Someone has also DMd me: Big Fluffy Zombie Malibu + Bundy Rum + Pineapple + Brandy (Apricot) + OJ

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@WoollyMittens Look, I’ve already explained that I get all my spelling from the Internets. Be grateful I can even use grammar! ;)

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RT @tilama: Muay Thai: Bitters, Benedictine, Cherry Heering, Cointreau, Lime Juice, Mekhong, Pineapple Juice

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@totalomnivore Um, I AM retweeting them all! Do try to pay attention, young man!

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@kcarruthers RT @totalomnivore: bombay sapphire gin, pomegranate juice, mandarin flavoured vodka?

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I seriously do not believe how many suggestions for weird-arse cocktails I just got! Twitter IS good for something. ;)

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@kcarruthers RT @shermozle: Brandy, Passiona & Muscat: Call it “Sex while the painters are in”

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@courtney_gibson Well, I do have tastebuds. But arguably I also have a death wish. I’m sure @kcarruthers will make something… gentle.

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@kcarruthers RT @courtney_gibson: Then again, there’s brandy, pimms and midori. Probably helps if you have no tastebuds or a deathwish.

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@kcarruthers RT @courtney_gibson: Bacardi, pomegranate essence and midori or a maraschino cherry, over ice.

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@kcarruthers RT @contactdjy: Banana Daquiri, Malibu and Pelligrino.

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@kcarruthers RT @iCharlotte: Danny De Mango: bacardi, midori, peach schapps and mango pieces, blended with ice. Quite potent.

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RT @kcarruthers: HELP: I need a cocktail recipe in which the three key ingredients start with the letters B, P & M - any ideas?

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@Nickhodge 99%, but Africa now. Late June / July. http://is.gd/ueMK says we’d be looking at Kenya or Sudan. Oh. Darfur. I’ve heard of that.

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News! My MOAR SEKRITTER international project is now up tn 99% on! However we may have a different continent.

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