Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

April 27th, 2009

@trib Bah! “Surfing” when you’re (unfit for WORK) is no different from calling a friend to say you’re OK or reading a book.

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@trib Yeah, well, the Swiss are a boring bunch of smug self-centred cunts anyway. Not that I’m racist or anything.

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RT @SBSNews: A Swiss insurance worker lost her after surfing while off . http://cli.gs/1hH3yd

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I am already well behind the pace after a rather restless night. I have a bad feeling about this.

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The implications of my last few @replies are confusing. And not a little exciting. I think I’d better go before… well, just go. [exit]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Playing Sinead O’Connor never helps. You might as well put your head in the oven now. Unless you’re a 50yo lesbian. Are you?

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@mr_billiam I almost feel the urge to equate pedantic insistence on consistent language with shoving a broom handle up one’s arse, but no.

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“Twitter Job Description by Date Joined” http://tr.im/jOgU Yep, this looks largely right to me. Additions? Give them to the guy.

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@mr_billiam You’re right re Old English / incomprehensibility. I used to know bits. On the table of useful life skills, not in the top 5000.

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Remembering with joy the great Middle English entertainment, “Serpentes on a Shippe!” http://tr.im/jOaJ Thank you, Geoffrey Chaucer!

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The @mayorofnewtown nominates his Top 5 Newtown Eyesores. http://tr.im/jO8m

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@courtney_gibson I could perhaps not be Ja’mie King’s father, if I cannot spell her name.

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@middleclassgirl Think about that for a moment. DO YOU TRUST ME WITH YOUR EYELASHES?

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@courtney_gibson I refuse to confirm nor deny that I am Ja’mai King’s father. http://tr.im/jO27

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@missie17 You’ll have to check @firstdogonmoon’s stream from early today for the ‘flu jokes. He is a god.

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Temporary Eyelash Extension $45.

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Mobile again, this time to the gym (quite early!) to meet @SnarkyPlatypus and my own blubber. Attention depleted.

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@Initiatives_lib I don’t know about any other domains, I just found that one by accident.

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Excellent! abc.net.au is not the only URL to use for the ABC website. ;) http://tr.im/jMKU

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Mobile. Enmore Rd / King St / various errands / maybe a bit to eat / absorb Vitamin D (well, you know what I mean) / circle mountaintops.

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Arguing with a cat, who wants me in the living room where he is, not the office where the office is. Compromise: a woolly jumper to sit on!

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Paul Budde: “NBN Luddites will be proven wrong: No vision and little real business sense” http://tr.im/jMbC

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“Internet-Age Writing Syllabus & Course Overview” http://tr.im/jMaS Includes “LIT: 202—The Literary Merits of Lolcats”

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RT @thetowncrier: Channel 10 news not quite frivolous enough for you? Well now it’s going to run for an hour and a half!! http://is.gd/uL0N

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Reading the full strategic plan for my SEKRIT international project. Seeing the details in black & white gives it a scary reality.

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@cohen_sydney Ah! The questions should go to @BernardKeane, not me. :) He’s the poor sod in Canberra.

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RT @BernardKeane: Stephen Conroy (real one) discussing NBN at NPC today. Crikey will be there. Suggestions (non X-rated) for questions?

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That article re Operation Tannenbaum http://tr.im/jRJU fails to mention the other reason it didn’t go ahead: Abwehr! http://tr.im/jRKk

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@trib Oh look! http://tr.im/jRJ4 The story isn’t that she was “on Facebook” but she lied about how sick she was. @SBSNews is tabloid now?

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Should I actually read the story and see WTF I’m actually shouting about? Or would that ruin it?

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@trib Operation Tannenbaum should be dusted off and given the green light. http://tr.im/jRIl

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