@SilkCharm It’s OK, I’m just workshopping a few concepts for that CeBIT conference panel. It’s perfectly safe.
@danpatmore Look, I think it’s important to consider the practical OH&S aspects, too. Do you lie down for this? Or squat over the device?
‘Striations in differing shades can add a natural “lived in” look, so that nobody ever suspects you had an anal cleansing and bleaching.’
@Krumpet I think there’s a new series of attachments for Oral-B electric toothbrushes. http://tr.im/kXBm
“Anal bleaching is just one of a wide variety of … procedures that assist in creating Total Colo-Rectal Beauty.” http://tr.im/kXB3
@danpatmore I may regret asking this, but for DIY #AnalBleaching wouldn’t you need a mirror? Or at least a friend to provide guidance?
Apparently I’m not the first person to point out there’s a big future in anal bleaching. Should I provide linkage?
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s over two hours since your first wedding tweet. If they’re only just serving entrée now, WTF have they been doing?
James Burke: “Who knows what someone’s doing with a toilet roll right now?” http://tr.im/kXel Well indeed.
Home.
@Nickhodge Yes, I did see your gift for me at http://cultofstilgherria… and it’s the sweetest thing that I’ve seen all weekend. Thanks.
@SnarkyPlatypus Please do not be telling me things which result in Google searches leading to shit pop groups kthxbai.
Roast pork.
@ncb The hard part of doing live commentary is synchronisation. Ustream can lag 30s.
@cohen_sydney I haven’t heard of anything barcamp-ish for CeBIT, but then I haven’t been paying attention.
The publican at The Afternoon Office has just reminded me that it’s Eurovision next weekend. Now, if we had enough uplink bandwidth at t …
@SnarkyPlatypus BTW, I expect full & comprehensive Twittercoverage of this wedding you’re going to today.
Sun (remainder) plan: Enmore Rd & King St in search of lunch; um, that’s when I run out of plan.
Oh dear, when he “hit those high notes” [sic], the cats ran out of the room. http://tr.im/kWMz
Oh! He does a better song! http://tr.im/kWMj Have you noticed a certain, um, attribute to the songs he chooses?
I have pants on now. Just so you know.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I think I might start a video channel which is covers of “I Will Always Love You” 24/7. So! Full! Of! Win!
@SnarkyPlatypus @digitim I especially like the animated GIF saying “Menu”. http://tr.im/kWy8 I’m glad he pointed that out.
I’ve just discovered the best design portfolio on the entire Internet. All you amateurs, give up now! http://tr.im/kWy8
@SnarkyPlatypus C’est vrai! Toute personne qui porte des vêtements de Akira Isogawa est toujours vierge.
Je éternuer.
@SnarkyPlatypus Je pense que Akira Isogawa est plus mon style. http://tr.im/kWwE
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je pense que je vais aller faire du shopping, pour certains nouveaux vêtements d’aujourd’hui.
What I don’t quite understand is what George Orwell DID with all those eggs.
@Jester_Jeff @alondono @stinginthetail Possibly you are taking the plumber thing too seriously. A bit.
Hah! I just discovered I’m on a SECOND panel at WebForward@CeBIT! “The Future of the Web”. http://is.gd/u2Ou They are so screwed.
@michaelq I did see ACMA’s report on Internet use by age, but it’s worth re-linking. http://tr.im/kZDY (And ta for the birthday greeting!)
ACMA: “Older Australians less likely to participate in the digital economy” with official stats. http://tr.im/kZDJ
@duncanriley Please don’t say your new house has “4 toilets” and is “shit hot”, ‘cos the image is of “running hot and cold…”. :/
@tom_worthington’s summary of Senator @KateLundy’s broadband forum http://tr.im/kZyl is at http://tr.im/kZym #publicsphere
Mon plan: A hectic intermixed desk & errands day to prepare for everything else this week; gym & dinn@SnarkyPlatypusPlatypus (probably).
@SaschaV Yes, I appear on the WebForward@CeBIT program in two places, both on Thursday. http://tr.im/kZxx
Even though it’s a busy week ahead, and I’m still fighting a cold, one motto will carry me through! http://tr.im/kZxl
@SnarkyPlatypus If you think “Fran Kelly grooving” is an uncomfortable mental image, try imagining “Fran Kelly’s groove”. Just sayin’…
Also, @Nickhodge &a@SnarkyPlatypusypu@mpesce @mpesce and I must plan SOMETHING for Eurovision on Sunday night!
Busy week ahead. CeBIT (inc panellist at WebForward@CeBIT conference); #secretmission planning; Federal Budget for Crikey. [sneeze]
@SnarkyPlatypus Bob Dylan est toujours une erreur. Ceci, cependant, n’est jamais une erreur! http://cultofstilgherria…
@alanjlee Ah yes “Treasurer Wayne Swan blames revenue collapse on spending by John Howard” http://tr.im/kZus
@PeterBlackQUT Oh, I promise, I’ll give your students a time they’ll never forget!
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis presque prêt à commencer une semaine de plaisir, qui comprendra le Sénateur Conroy. Et vous, Plaztypos?
@PeterBlackQUT I’d love to teach constitutional law! Skype me in! I’ll do Section 51 as a Beat poem. “The Parliament shall…”
Ah government! London’s 1952 “Great Smog” killed 4000. Call for “drastic action”. Clean Air Act rushed through. In 1956. http://tr.im/kZqv
@PeterBlackQUT “Listening to The Economist podcast”? Have you thought that maybe we could swap lives for a week and see how that goes?
Emerges. Monday. I blame Kevin Rudd. Or possibly Peter Garrett.
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I think this diagram will help. http://tr.im/kXE6
@middleclassgirl Well, the article does end with “NEXT: Inside the colon for TCRB”, but I can’t find the next article in the series. :/