Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 7th, 2009

I am home. I am at my desk. I am dealing with the last few to-do items on the system, and then I won’t be.

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There is an “r” missing from my previous tweet. Here it is now: r.

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@barrysaunders You panda looks startled, Sir. Please keep your hands above the table.

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@firstdogonmoon Congratulations on working the term “minge-bandit” into a sentence today. [nods]

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Mobile. Enmore Rd / King St / lunch / errands / Newtown station / Kings Cross station /1600 Potts Point chiropractor.

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“NBN will cause a social tipping point”, says Senator @KateLundy. http://tr.im/vP9m Hat-tip @piawaugh, oddly enough. ;)

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@Nickhodge I shall probably post the photo somewhere a little later. It’s doing strange things for me at the moment.

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@Nickhodge No, it was not like that Very Important Photograph. http://bit.ly/2IN7S Thankfully.

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Waiting for phone batteries to charge so I can leave home with electrical confidence.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have just sent you a Very Important Photograph.

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Product of the Day: MaxColon All-Natural Colon Cleanse. “Lose Weight with your Mate!” http://tr.im/vOTn It’s 15 kinds of wrong.

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RT @derekbarry: Sad to hear John Hughes has died of chlamydia.

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Antony Green’s analysis of the NSW electoral boundary change. http://tr.im/vOam The Liberals won’t be happy.

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Fri (late) plan: End-of-week paperwork; errands & late lunch on King St; 1600 chiropractor Potts Point; remainder TBA.

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@michaelmeloni No, I think you’d only get in the papers for that if you were the one who gave the koala chlamydia.

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I DO NOT GIVE A FUCKING TOSS ABOUT THAT FUCKING KOALA,THE STUPID ATTENTION-SEEKING MARSUPIAL WHORE!

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@Venisejb Oh. I have to go to Officeworks too. An HP 02 black inkjet cartridge, please.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @mpesce S’il vous plaît de chanter avec moi! S’il vous plaît de chanter avec moi! http://tr.im/vWLl

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@mpesce Aussi, il provoque des saignements des orifices, et peut-être des nausées.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Saviez-vous, l’Internet a été inventé par un cerf! Mais un homme de cerf.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je crois que mon avatar est à l’origine de la confusion, et plus d’un peu d’excitation.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis le joyau de la couronne de la société australienne. Réjouis-toi à ma gloire! Et vous?

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Simplifying my world by using the “delete” key. Repeatedly. Like one of those laboratory mice on amphetamines.

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@gnoll110 I think if I based my entire life on South Park, things would be much better.

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RT @stephenconroy: I sent this to Roxon yesterday, and she hasn’t stopped screaming since. The McGangBang: http://is.gd/26ZDZ

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Business Insider’s commenters have debunked the “Oh Noes Wikipedia Dying” meme http://tr.im/vWtX, hit ‘em for CC license violation.

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Actually, that’s not all KK says in http://tr.im/vWpn, he also says inventions are inevitable at their time in technological history.

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Reading Kevin Kelly taking 8000 words to say “better-connected scientists invent more stuff”. http://tr.im/vWpn

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I wonder if I could get a patent on a butt plug with some sort of haptic interface.

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Hmmm… This photo would make a great avatar for somebody too, I’m sure. http://tr.im/vWau

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Thinking @big_picture’s photos of Greenland http://tr.im/vW7u are better for the mind than Hiroshima 1945-46 http://tr.im/vW7J

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The Jonas Brothers cause cancer, and interesting things to do with an asparagus. http://tr.im/vRQK

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@neerav I have no idea what you’re taking about there, Sir.

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@GrantDMacdonald I might put a collection of my temporary avatars online tomorrow. Or not.

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RT @SoniaLastrega: I wouldn’t have retained it if I hadn’t been rather juvenilely amused by U2 getting a RIM job. [smirks]

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Bono is still no convincing me to get a BlackBerry.

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@SoniaLastrega I tune out whenever celebrity product endorsements get mentioned, usually. Just another way to become a sheep.

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@john_larkin Heh! No, I don’t think anyone would want a product named after me. Not even LG.

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Hang on. U2 did an iPod, yeah? So why are they now pimping BlackBerry? They’re such whores! Next up, the Coldplay iPod? And then who?

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@Nickhodge @Krumpet @kcarruthers @sylmobile @Matt_Tulk Thank you. [hair-flick] You’re all so sweet.

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@HappySinger Yes, “Amy the Taxidermist” is a “lovely” song, thank you. http://bit.ly/joRoa [YouTube]

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So… How does my new (probably temporary) avatar look?

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O noes! I need to be in Toronto for the “Save for Web” GIF Art Show like NOW! http://tr.im/vRcJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am very tempted to use that photo as my avatar. Unless you want to? http://tr.im/vRbv

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@PeterBlackQUT “Judge: Informal emails, phone calls did not establish a contract” http://tr.im/vR1X Nothing new here, surely?

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Picture said to prove that Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite” http://tr.im/vQY5

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@SMinney @ArmyofDolls I’m not quite sure what can be done about the soup situation.

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SomaFM’s “Mission Control” audio stream: Apollo mission radio feeds over ambient electronica. http://tr.im/vQUs

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There is a desire for soup, but no soup.

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@Cocodmonkey true, we all just gave that random site our names an ages. Start cross-matching the data… Sigh.

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New blog post: “Very Important Photograph” http://tr.im/vQFH

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@alicam I think you should explore that little website just a little more… ;)

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AWESOME! “What’s Your Douchebag Name?” Remarkably accurate. http://tr.im/vQCd

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“Idea: The Smiley as AP Copy Protection” http://tr.im/vQBB No, really.

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Alan Kohler’s “Rupert [Murdoch] and the death of hubris” is an important read for journalists, I think. http://tr.im/vQAZ

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@thatwhichmatter O hai. I think it’s important that you exist, so thank you for existing.

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Oh, I forgot to plug the new “A Series of Tubes” podcast the other day. Well, it’s at http://tr.im/vQuK with me and @R_Chirgwin and a guy.

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@SilkCharm Well, SOMEBODY has to be channelling me at any one time. It’s obviously your turn today. Lucky you.

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“Watch the Ebb and Flow of Melbourne Trains” http://tr.im/vQpe Quite a nice little animation, I think.

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@mpesce There are always continuing DDoS attacks on the Internet. But… gasp! Twitter was hit! Oh noes! Sigh.

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RT @hortovanyi: The best of knut (this is for @stilgherrian) http://bit.ly/2SyN9c [Indeed, it is And it is amusing. Thank you.]

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@wolfcat In all this talk about John Hughes, I’ve been confusing him with John Holmes. Easy mistake.

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