Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 29th, 2009

Deleted scene from “2001: A Space Odyssey”: “My God! It’s full of skunties!”

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The staff have told me I’m not allowed to bark like a dog.

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@courtney_gibson “If Tracey Grimshaw is your Jennifer Byrne, where does that leave Jennifer Byrne?” Um, somewhere better.

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@mpesce The Tudor is “daggy”? Man, I really have to take you on a field trip!

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@mpesce I demand to know the name of @nicster’s [sic] “daggy local”.

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Tracey Grimshaw, you ARE my Jennifer Byrne!

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Certain aspects of your face markedly decrease your attractiveness to women.

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There are some who would seek clarification of your parentage.

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I have doubts about your ability to conform to an acceptable standard of behaviour on licensed premises.

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Also, your taste in music is questionable.

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I mock your Hello Kitty car seat covers and pointless fins.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; @SnarkyPlatypus; gym; late lunch; unpredictability; awesomeness; Nebraska.

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“Afterbirthers” demand to see Obama’s placenta. http://tr.im/xoRI

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@unsungsongs It is noble of me, yes. I am the very picture of nobility. I went to a Private School, after all.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Some Twitter people have issues with remembering my real name”? Really? What’s so hard about “Oi! Cunt!”?

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Ha! @BernardKeane: “Rees isn’t really the problem, in the sense that the coat of paint on the Titanic wasn’t the problem.” http://tr.im/xoIt

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How do you reconcile your nickname and legal name in promotional material? http://tr.im/xoHk Hat-tip @BiteTheDust.

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@unsungsongs I spend time in pubs because I’m a great supporter of Australia’s local cultural institutions. [nods]

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@unsungsongs We have friends in Newcastle. It can be arranged, I’m sure. We shall see. Your beer offer is always tempting. Not that I drink.

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@unsungsongs It’s certainly a good excuse to show Newcastle to @ApostrophePong, but it’s all driven by budget alas. http://tr.im/xoAC

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RT @mpesce: SciAm: “Depression’s Evolutionary Roots” http://tinyurl.com/mdgl2y (fascinating research) [Agreed.]

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@michaelmeloni Gym on the weekend because @SnarkyPlatypus is useless during the week.

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Sat plan (belated): Potter around the house until gym & late lunch w@SnarkyPlatypusypus; eat real food; remainder TBA.

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Future of Influence Summit program looks rather nifty! http://tr.im/xolY My 25% discount code is TIESTIL.

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This transcoding goes much faster when I realise that I don’t need to do it in full HD for a web video.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Cate Blanchett is minge for the middle class. [Fair enough, but who’s their man-minge?]

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@SnarkyPlatypus We must compile a list of my totem animals, avatars, chanteuses. It’d be good Google-bait, like http://tr.im/xogr

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@courtney_gibson Hah! I was thinking the same thing! Just shoot your post-apocalypse scenes in Detroit.

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@unsungsongs And I haven’t said it explicitly before: Fucking WELL DONE on all your work in rejuvenating your home town.

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@courtney_gibson The photo that hits me is the one of the dentist’s chair. Those things are worth $200k and yet it’s just left there.

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Naturally, a friend of mine saw this video and immediately thought: A new generation of sex toys! http://tr.im/xofs

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@unsungsongs I dunno, Marcus, maybe these photos from Detroit will inspire you! http://tr.im/xoel Hat-tip @ApostrophePong.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Peut-être que la chanson est correcte. Mais la chanteuse, est-elle correcte? http://tr.im/xodK

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Transcoding my video footage from last night’s CupCakeCamp so it’s compatible with @ApostrophePong’s production workflows.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mais je suis un ange! Je suis Lucifer. J’apporte l’illumination! Et je ne dors jamais bien, il paraît.

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@nicster I consider the Tudor Hotel in Redfern more “quaint” than “daggy”. But I use words strangely oftmisseltone.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La plage est belle au lever du soleil. Un manque de sommeil est moins belle. Et vous?

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The shoot is done! @ApostrophePong moves to post-production now. Well actually, breakfast at Coogee Beach now.

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We’re in the cab on the way to Coogee Beach. The Fates are with us: same light as two weeks ago. Sunrise in 7 mins.

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Sun plan: Re-shoot two shots for @ApostrophePong’s film; relax at home this arvo before a busy week ahead.

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Extract from “The next 100 years” by Stratfor founder George Friedman. http://tr.im/xqZ2 Japan-Turkey alliance vs US-Poland?

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@michaelmeloni Thank you. Sunday seems to be going reasonably well so far. That said, it hasn’t presented many challenges yet.

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Emerges. Thank you, Apollo. While I did have the alarm set for 0500, your assistance is a thoughtful touch.

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Home. Have to be up at 0500 to be at Coogee Beach at 0630 for @ApostrophePong’s film, apparently. [exit]

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MySpace has a lot to answer for.

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I love walking past the Cyprus Club! It’s like a toxic plume of barbecued lamb.

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