Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 10th, 2010

So, you can now get custom-molded “male pleasuring devices” based on actual porn stars. Photos? Yes. http://bit.ly/4UQmBJ

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Ah @JonoH @voirol @lewellyn I’m glad you appreciate it. At least I THINK you appreciate it…

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I think I’ve just discovered what I want for my birthday. http://bit.ly/8JSuok

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US had “no ‘domestic terror attacks’ under Bush”, says Rudy Giuliani, mayor of NY on 9/11. Um, OK. http://bit.ly/4VGBHB

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@SnarkyPlatypus I need a squad of tequila-minions to keep me supplied constantly. Also, the tequila. Limes would be nice, too.

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Good heavens, I’ve just spent an hour and a half being productive!

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Sun plan (partial): 1200 record “Patch Monday” interview; end of plan. (Well, I did say it was “partial”…)

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American Dialect Society names “tweet” as Word of the Year, “google” (verb) as Word of the Decade. http://bit.ly/6FP0aj

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je n’ai aucune idée de ce que vous parlez, donc je suppose que ma réponse est “oui”.

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RT @theburgerman: Porn studios lead the stampede into 3D TV: http://bit.ly/83F8lL [Why a “stampede”, I wonder?]

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The consensus there is “my key”, but that it SHOULD be “mickey” as in mouse. Thank you all.

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Can someone in Melbourne tell me whether “myki” is pronounced like “my key” or “mickey [mouse]”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, we ALL need moar Moroderisation. Donna Summer was Moroderised and look what it did for her!

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@gilmae But “by Sydney standards” is all that terrible Sydney parochialism, is it not? Sydney is a tad self-centred.

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Telstra says a “problem” (unspecified) with redirection order placed Wed, will be “picked up” today. Sigh. I don’t actually care now.

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By China’s population-density definition of “urban”, Brisbane and Houston are “non-urban”. http://bit.ly/7pqTKy

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Hmm… This number redirection problem has now cost me more time than personally phoning every client who’s faxed me in the last year.

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This Telstra on-hold music, with its wa-wa guitar effects, sounds a tad 70s porn movie. Thodey’s new pants-off regime?

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@jplonie That said, they may have needed me to authorise something and I was in the middle of soup and asked for the number instead.

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RT @jplonie: Couldnt they just fix it ? given they know the problem and who to call? [That IS a good question. Silos, eh?]

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Telstra just called back with details of who to call to fix the problem. Thodey’s impact showing? Will call after I finish this rice soup.

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@grantshow I get a few faxes a month, but yes they’re a dying medium. Hence going virtual fax at mBox. http://is.gd/5Mofy

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Telstra has screwed up the redirection of my old fax number. Well done.

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LG announces x86 Linux smartphone, the GW990. Named after Mr Bush? http://bit.ly/4TYcbA HT @jeamland

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Mon plan: Complete “Patch Monday” podcast; wrap up major changes to two client websites; billing for same; probably local errands in there.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Aussi, je comprends ce que vous dites sur le sommeil, et d’accord avec vous.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je préfère être l’amiral de la marine sans eau que d’être le commandant de bord ou d’un bateau sans crédibilité.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai été nommé Grand Amiral de la Flotte de l’Ouest Intérieur. Je suis plein de joie, et quelques flocons. Et vous?

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@abcnews Why call Paul Watson “captain” of the Steve Irwin? http://bit.ly/5dgHw6 He’s not licensed to be so! http://bit.ly/8FONFV

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly low light levels mean the nether-cleavage isn’t depicted as… strongly as it was IRL. Or maybe that’s a good thing.

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New blog post: “Butt Cracks of the Inner West #1http://bit.ly/5NcgXF

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Oh God! It’s like a rabbit in a spotlight! I can only wonder if he realises it.

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In my case, the relevant numbers are 17, 2, 7.5, 0.5 and 83.

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@ApostrophePong “The Third & The Seventh” is the 12-min movie I just showed you. Watch it full-screen. Truly. http://bit.ly/7tHMge

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@Pollytics Your stuff is 3.7GB TOTAL? Is that all? Talk to a photographer or film-maker: lucky to fit ONE day’s work into 4GB.

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You would not believe how much pleasure I’m getting from this ox tail.

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@adamnelson Yes, that’s it, my new podcast: “Custom Latex Vagina Monologue Weekly”. [nods]

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@adamnelson No, not a podcast about tech. I already do one of those. This is… different. Maybe it’ll be about “male pleasuring devices”.

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Thinking through some ideas for a podcast. Well, wasting time listening to production music. Same thing, really.

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@ivovic Please forgive me for being out of date with respect to custom-moulded male pleasuring devices. It’s not my specialty. Really.

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