Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 23rd, 2010

This at Kings Cross station, but I daresay it’s elsewhere. I’ll post a pic later.

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Is it just me, or is this NSW government (anti-)binge drinking poster just a tad racist? Don’t drink, or you’ll end up sleeping with a wog!

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I have been Kiwified amd it feels so good!

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“Borf”? That’s “bored” thanks to a shitty three-characters-per-button phone keypad. Which arsehat decided that’d be acceptable?

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The sniffy sniffy dog looks more perky and frustrated than annoyed, like it wants to just get on with it.

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There’s about 15 police with a sniffy sniffy dog at Newtown station. Your tax dollars at work. They look borf.

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Mobile again: Newtown station; Kings Cross station; Potts Point Kiwification [private joke]; TGIF [call me].

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Hey you two @LaurieOakes @BernardKeane get a room! Especially a room with a camera. And I’ll get the popcorn.

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@leighsales Apparently the originator of “fool to yourself and a burden to others” is John Clarke’s “Fred Dagg” http://bit.ly/bEZBmI

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‘Scuse my French, @SBS, but ANZAC Day is personal. http://bit.ly/cEqoed http://bit.ly/aLiNRu Please don’t be so superficial.

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You know, @SBS, I’ll “pay your respects to our diggers” this Sunday by not turning it into a fucking media circus! That’s what I’ll do.

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OH: “You used to be a lot more fun when you were an alcoholic.” [No, they weren’t talking about me.]

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So @Warlach @JohnBirmingham I am so pleased I wasn’t the first one to suggest killing 20 minutes with “masturbation”. I feel special now!

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Oh I have a sense of adventure, @ourmancanberra, trust me! I can get WAY more fun that way than can ever be had thru sendmail.cf editing.

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I’m in Crikey today, but paywall’d (free trial): “Is ACMA chair’s ‘telco hell’ acceptable?” http://bit.ly/cXfJT5

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Oh dear. “On ANZAC Day, it’s always good to spend time with family and friends. And there’s no better place than North Ryde RSL.” Radio FTL.

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Hah@gabewong! The Evil Plan™ to remind everyone of the shit 80s songs they know is working well! Suffer!

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No no no @smperris the “50 to 50” blog posts will return. In due course. The last few weeks have been… complicated.

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For those of you who didn’t recognise the lyrics, this should get your party started! http://bit.ly/9pT0UK

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Perhaps I am older than you think, @GreenJ Saw me in half and count the rings?

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I think it would be overstating things to say I’m a “fan” of Real Life.

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Dear @unsungsongs if you livetweet from your dinner at The Lodge I will be your slave for an entire afternoon.

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Do you believe in heaven above? Do you believe in love? Don’t tell a lie, don’t be false or untrue, it all comes back to you.

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How old is Molly Meldrum, really? Maybe I should saw him in half and count the rings. Umless there’s just one big one?

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch & local errands; maybe even all the way to King St! This is going to be SO exciting!

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Thankfully @StuartLivesey @ncb @samhighley I haven’t had to touch sendmail in quite some years. But I still drink.

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RT @simongarlick: Wise man once told me: there are 2 types of HDs in the world, those that have failed and those that are about to fail.

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I think editing sendmail.cf is a special place in Hell, @iBleeter I’ll stick to Apache mod_rewrite and regexps. Which I’ve now dealt with.

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Is “internette” the diminutive form of “intern”?

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Sometimes I’m glad I Iearned how to write Apache’s mod_rewrite directives. And then at other times… “Never learn to shear”, my uncle said.

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Careful, both of you, @BernardKeane @GreenJ, or I’ll pick a song for you to listen to. I’m in a mood…

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“Sky leaders’ debate spin room: the live abortion of democracy”: another awesome payout http://bit.ly/cimOJv HT @Colvinius &a@Colgoolgo

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The previous link, like so many, is far easier to read if you use the “Readability” bookmarklet http://bit.ly/sNTvG

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Thorough bucketing of the “live local” and “simplicity movement” http://bit.ly/aB5fHM Ping @SnarkyPlatypus: Think “Balmain”

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Emerges, again.

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You know, @peter_tonoli, I think looking to see who Nick Clegg is would be worse than the MGM lion as far as insomnia goes. Or better.

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Pic: Filming the original MGM lion. Grrrrrowl! http://bit.ly/avl9jN

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Oh yes, thank you @R_Chirgwin I was scrolling back to see which of my tweets that might have been an answer to.

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I was asleep, @peter_tonoli, but I woke up. And now I am still awake. This is unreasonable.

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RT @Yin_Izanami: If you can read this, you now have the star wars cantina bar music playing in your head

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If you’re looking for Apollo, @ApostrophePong, he’s in the back of the cupboard behind the pasta. That’s why I’ve left the door open.

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No I’m not going to kneel before @renailemay, @juhasaarinen, ‘cos I believe he’s got a girlfriend or wife or somesuch.

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Cats and rabbit traps, @eddit0r? Yep, we had one cranky old 3-legged cat on the farm after she encountered a rabbit trap. Indestructible.

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Actually @wiredjazz I’m going to phone SCU and inquire about their “new way to think”. Should make a good program.

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Actually @OohLala_Says if anyone were silly enough to insure this cat for a mere $300 a year, they’re fools.

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OK, it’s looking like a sprained wrist and he’s happy enough. He can cope until the morning.

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Well done, Apollo. You know you already have a separate line item in my bookkeeping system? “Fix Apollo”?

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Oh hello. Apollo is limping as he comes in to have dinner. Welcome to another $500 veterinary bill tomorrow. Anyone have $500 spare?

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Not only home, but stabby also. This should work well.

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@renailemay Are you “one of Australia’s principal IT press / media contacts” in the same way I just won Microsoft’s lottery? Again?

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Y’know, @NineSortJam, even if it “works”, I dunno that universities should aspire to marketing droid wankery. Out of self respect.

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OH: “Are you talking about ovaries? How old are my ovaries?” “Who eats salad with two spoons?” “I can’t afford chopsticks!”

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Here’s another one, for Leggo’s tomato paste: “Concentrated passion” WTF?

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Maybe I can cheer myself up by pushing some of these arsehats onto the tracks.

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Oh good one, ! No 3G connectivity at Sydney’s Town Hall station? No, of course not. What the fuck is wrong with you, Optus?

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Who the fuck thinks up these slogans? “Southern Cross University: A new way to think” Wankers.

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Town Hall station. Hole.

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