Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 26th, 2010

No, actually writing.

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Starship Meaterprise? This is wrong in a number of ways. http://bit.ly/ao8Inz

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Writing. Or at least intending to start writing. Or possibly only pretending to intend to start writing.

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Graph explains why America may not be totally rooted after all. http://bit.ly/cMGyqC

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“War memorials across the nation will be the focus of Anzac remembrance services”, says @abcnews’ home page carousel. That’s good to know.

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Talk to the ATO, @jasonlangenauer? Good fuckin’ luck! I’ve been trying for a fortnight. Call centre always overloaded, says look at website.

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Tue plan: Morning Crikeywriting; local errands; 1400 interview North Sydney; 1600 home again to watch something; evening TBA.

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What’s the difference between Justin Beiber and an iPhone? 20% of iPhone fans have reached puberty. Physically.

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“But it can’t POSSIBLY be a crime because WE NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW WHAT’S IN THE NEXT IPHONE OR I WILL JUST DIE!”

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Today on “I’m an Instant Fucking Expert”, California’s felony and journalist shield laws, with Ryan Seacrest.

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I have the distinct feeling that I am going to get very, very stabby today.

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Oh Nick Denton, the lame “Are bloggers journalists?” trope? People can do none, one or both. http://nyti.ms/auqLIL

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Emerges, almost.

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Sticky white? Uhuh.

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The answers involving chair legs were particularly inappropriate, I thought.

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I am not in Newtown. I am… further afield.

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Just how many working class lesbians can you seat around the one pub table?

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OH, woman on phone: “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. [pause] How’s Jesus?”

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Your pills haven’t worn off yet, have they young man?

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@BernardKeane I think I missed out all the “z”s, or she did. I believe my transcription is accurate.

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OH, him to her: “Don’t be scared of this thing on your head. It’s trying to be hair, but it’s not.” She glares. It’s been a long, hard n …

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Scrawled in lipstick on the pale yellow-painted bricks at Newtown station: “Rodrigue kissed me 2nyte”

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At 3 Mangoes Thai the staff sit askew, laughing loudly, amid a vart scatter of empty Budweiser bottles. Have they been there all night?

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Mobile: Somewhere mysterious and unknown, and then back again. I may be some time.

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If you were ever worried about unkempt fields, it’s OK. This one is kempt. http://bit.ly/abUMez

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You’re quite right, @GreenJ, the pretentions in this music are not geopolitical in nature. http://bit.ly/afgR6j A bit early in my day tho.

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@unsungsongs Some hilarity is so gloriously subtle that it needs to mature before anyone laughs.

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