Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

May 10th, 2010

@Vuki Drifting is not my problem. I have delegated that.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Vuki

The VW driver ahead doesn’t so much change lanes as use them as approximate goals in his drift.

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@franksting Well I am in the cab now. Traffic is OK so far. Appendages are crossed.

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`@franksting I will only just make it before start time. I am still waiting for my cab. I wish to use another c-word at this time.

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Jason Fried: “Why Is Business Writing So Awful?” http://bit.ly/aOz7tM

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I’ve previously made that point re evidence-based policy, @NewtonMark @craigthomler @benmmurphy http://bit.ly/7Xpy3u

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Note that this is about manipulating social media from an infosec/attacker point of view, not marketing and PR.

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Tue plan: Finish client costings (done); 0900 Manipulating Social Media seminar http://bit.ly/dAyjP8; desk afternoon; Budget Night writing.

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@innerwestlive True, I should say that I do quite a bit of my more creative work early in the morning. It seems to help.

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This is a strange and silly hour for me to be costing out a client’s server infrastructure, but it has to be done.

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Emerges, after not very much sleep, to start a rather long and busy day.

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@mrsnickhodge Nah, these students never send pics nor indicate whether they’re willing to put out. Losers.

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@mrsnickhodge Nah, I seem to have been targetted by Monash Uni students wanting an “expert” to talk to for their class assignments.

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Home, and still in enormous demand.

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Verbs are cunts.

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Two tweets back there are typos. You should not interpret them as indicating that I’ve drinking.

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Actually that’s not so much a drive as a short putt.

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Sophid Mirabella is driving me to drink, and they don’t even have the round turned up.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; gym; dinner; avoid freezing to death. Attention waning.

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Maybe I AM Alexander Downer, @BiteTheDust, maybe I am…

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Apparently this is what I’ll look like in 30 years. http://bit.ly/9632lY Whacko. HT @ApostrophePong

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@DaemonGroup Thankfully I don’t see “A Current Affair”. But if they roger gerbils I may have to start watching. Secretly.

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“Stop Making Content”. Yes. Stop. http://bit.ly/a5fZHM HT @servantofchaos

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I like how @jonaholmesMW has to explain that will NOT feature gerbil rogering tonight, as if sometimes it, well, does.

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Also, this song has cheered me up somewhat. http://bit.ly/cxJWil

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“A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages” http://bit.ly/1mAs2

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New “Patch Monday” podcast via @zdnetaustralia: “How can women win in IT?” http://bit.ly/dbwDWi

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@smperris Well indeed. One shouldn’t have to “insist” on people adhering to the law and the signed agreements they make.

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@smperris Please tell your pushy real estate agents “No, provide the proper notice the law requires, and now fuck off.” Or demand free rent.

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And the “Patch Monday” podcast is file. I shall now make a cup of tea.

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RT @crikey_news: Today on Crikey: @firstdogonmoon: When Andrew Bolt met Roger the Gerbil http://is.gd/c22pO

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@adavid Alas the Bulwer-Lytton contest required those First Sentences to be previously unpublished. But it’s given me an idea…

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And, home again.

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Oh, I thought that sign said “snarky platypus” but it’s actually “spray plaster”.

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The ageing, chubby Thai transsexual with cheaply henna’d hair coughs up mucus into a tiny white lace handkerchief.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; Newtown station; Central station; Surry Hills for 1130 recording session.

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RT @penbo: The Punch - for all your gerbil needs. RT @Colgo on and by @nicchristensen http://bit.ly/arKggj

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@sleemol I HATE that video. The plural of “factoid” is not “insight”. Also, animated words is a poor way of conveying numerical information.

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@franksting Do we need a hastag for this event or, like, fuck’em?

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O noes! He’s showing the “Is Social Media a Fad?” video. This is not the best start to the morning!

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