Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 18th, 2010

Dear Apollo, it is difficult to concentrate on work with you stomping about the house howling because you are bored. Please stop.

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How on earth did people ever get married and have children before they had a government to give them random grants?

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So what’s the screening process for finding 200 undecided self-centred cunts? What questions do you ask?

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Time, I think, for Lin Yutang’s “The Importance of Living”: The Importance of Loafing http://bit.ly/diQKDm

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Who invented this “work gives you dignity” meme? An employer, presumably. “Here, clean my toilet, it will give you dignity.”

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Pride is over-rated.

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Someone should lash out at the stationers and get Chris Uhlmann a nice clipboard.

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Watching Australia burn to the ground.

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ABC News 24 explains, via these guys http://post.ly/sPo2

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@mpesce True, you should never let your stupid get too high.

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This edition of “The Drum” is like “Insiders” for the work experience kids. I am learning NOTHING about who I should vote for.

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So I step into … and how do I figure out who is talking?

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@franksting No, the election media blackout only applies to the broadcasters i.e. radio and TV. It’s quite quaint.

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Sorry, Lateline tonight is on ABC1 at 2215. I can’t convert times. It’ll be pointless anyway. My mistake is pointless too.

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My shopping list: toilet paper, cat food, two Spanish onions.

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Apparently Senator Stephen Conroy and Tony Smith MP will be on Lateline tonight, ABC1 2015. But… so? What new will be said?

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Actually I think it Posterous’ network upfuckage, not mine. Anyway, I’ve moved on. Why are you people living in the past?

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Sigh. I am causing upfuckage via Posterous. I will try to fix. Stand by.

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ALP Campaign HQ’s useless email system http://post.ly/sOVW

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Hang on. I just had an idea.

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@Warlach In the name of all the gods of order and chaos, I do not want to endure endless Powderfinger concerts. Not without MANY more drugs.

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Hmmm… The photo I just wanted to take didn’t work even with a 3-stop exposure compensation. I am too demanding of these shit cameras.

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NSW Farmers Federation supports NBN via rural development angle. http://bit.ly/dBTeRp [PDF] HT @piawaugh

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@stokely Jetstar did respond, y’know. http://bit.ly/8XPg2P I remain unconvinced.

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@jeamland Please don’t me started on Telstra’s [and others’] unremovable apps in Android. Such brand insecurity!

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@stokely Hah! The Jetstar / Powderfinger comp’s “$5k cash” is presumably 50 days x $100 per day “allowance” for meals etc.

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Ah, I used to be Philip Satchell’s producer in Adelaide, but I lost track. This news is 3 years old. http://bit.ly/av7gC9

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RT @imtimhanlon: A little birdy told me the percentage of people who only access Telstra content on their phone, and it’s downright scary.

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Does anyone really choose their mobile phone plan on the basis of access to “exclusive content”? Is there any real research?

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There shall soon be a kangaroo, or at least pieces thereof.

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Standing up and moving forward: Enmore Rd; King St, lunch, predictably; then back home again.

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Wondering whether to pitch someone another story about the NBN, because the waters could certainly be muddied further.

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“Miranda Devine gerbil”? http://bit.ly/a18Hjw HT @mumbrella

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I like decisive German clients.

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@firstdogonmoon Socks are not absolutely required. I think the fridge was a concept whose time had come.

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@elerimai I would be deeply worried if I suspected somebody was a hipster. There is only one solution. http://bit.ly/aDtQ0J

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I think I need a long hot shower now.

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RT @GreenJ: oxymoron of the day … RT @MiaFreedman: The best wedding proposal video. http://bit.ly/b9dRbK

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Look out, ladies, you may be in trouble! IS YOUR HUSBAND GAY? http://bit.ly/9a08pl HT @SnarkyPlatypus @rod3000

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@jojoeffe He has Artemis for company. If he keeps being this annoying he’ll soon find himself in a hessian sack with a couple bricks.

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There is no consensus on ornament, it seems. I shall leave it to the editors. I am at their mercy anyway.

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Would say that someone was an ornament to the game, or an ornament of the game, or which preposition?

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It doesn’t need to be said, but of course it’s useful on so many occasions. Just not this one, you pervert.

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I am thinking rabbit and field mushroom casserole with tarragon, carrots julienne in garlic butter, and a green salad with crusty bread.

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On second thoughts, don’t answer that. You people are sick sometimes.

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Of course I mean to eat! What else would you do with them?

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Now THIS is what I’m talking about! Rabbits! A brace of coneys! http://bit.ly/a0Zbvt

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Thanks for all the rabbit suggestions. Dulwich Hill, Haberfield, Leichhardt, Marrickville and more. I shall report back in due course.

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@deptofinternets @pinglo Badgers are indeed the new fun. http://bit.ly/aOROyc

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@jasonlangenauer I understand that @wendy4senate wants neither to see nor be seen by anyone with opinions different from her own.

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Anyone know a butcher around my patch, Sydney’s inner west, that reliably has rabbits?

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Does anyone want a copy of the transcript of the Ranga in Chief’s chat with Kyle and Jackie O? No, I didn’t think so.

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Dear ALP Campaign HQ, receiving “*** PRIME MINISTER *** RADIO ALERT ***” after the interview has happened is not useful kthxbai.

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Iceland comes up with a better way of doing power pylons: giant people! http://bit.ly/8X3Pzi

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Looks like Ranga in Chief is doing the rounds of FM radio stations this morning. ALP notifications are a tad after the fact tho.

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It’s the last two days of the campaign. After being told thrice I’d get Liberal media releases, none have ever eventuated.

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Thu plan: Easy-paced desk day, finally, catching up on minor client webby work, with lunch break; finally gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus.

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“Now that the oil well is capped…” from @big_picture http://bit.ly/ahhAad #19 shows the manliness oil rig work.

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NBN Co CEO Mike Quigley’s presentation Wed http://bit.ly/92etur Bevan Slattery’s reply http://bit.ly/bjWPno

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The Ranga is apparently about to start with Kyle & Jackie O on 2Day FM 104.1 in Sydney, streamed at http://bit.ly/hE class=”hashtag” rel=”search” href=”http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ausvotes”>#ausvotesotes

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I’ve just discovered that a domain I sold was bought by a speculator / link spammer. I feel very dirty. I’ll post names later.

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