Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 27th, 2010

Going to bed, but at least I know what shiraz is. [exit]

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@media140 It always feels good, thank you for asking.

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@JackyAV One can never underestimate the tragic effects of an excessive Prawn Gap Factor.

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Also previously “Sports” should have been “Oporto”. I can no longer trust a telephone.

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“Enmote”? Arsehat.

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@melanie_james There was indeed, once, a McDonald’s in Newtown. It did indeed fail. The building is now Kelly’s on King.

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Hmmm… Posterous and email are not playing nice. The stein full of prawns was not tonight.

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@iBleeter Ah! I have been out and about, drinking with Antony Green, so I am behind the pace.

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Poor kiddies visiting Newtown for a concert, baffled that there’s no Maccas. I admonished them. They settle for Sports.

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@jodiem All the cross-bench folks get to choose, bet The Greens and Willie are mostly chosen, so attention is on the undecided three.

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Antony is now discussing over-sized zucchini with the gentlemen at the next table.

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And @AntonyGreenABC on Belgium: “Basically it’s a failed state.”

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Discussing @AntonyGreenABC’s bowel cancer testing kit, which the government sent him. My life is complete.

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OH from @AntonyGreenABC: “I need to get the taste of duck out of my mouth.”

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Pirtek’s “fluid transfer solutions” slogan in the context of rugby league players, such a crypto-homoerotic sport, is just wrong. Wrong.

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I have twutton, splatter, splitter, blespiter, sblatter and blamter as suggestions so far. I shall consider, thank you!

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I need a word to combine “bleat” and “spam” and “twitter” to describe what just happened to me.

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Reviewing quotes from developers for a client’s project. 300% variation in cost, of course.

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I reckon they should give our politicians crossbows and let them sort it out. Works in Russia. http://bit.ly/9XDXmN

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“Putting aside the usual froth-mouthed idiocy of Steve Fielding,” begins @BernardKeane. Goodness! http://bit.ly/btUNxG

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OH: “I’d rather do jail time than community service. Community service, you get sent to work for smartarses, fuck them.”

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; banking; thence to a quiet writing spot of some sort for the remainder of the afternoon.

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Oh that is certainly an improvement on my current letterhead, thank you @PointZeroOne! I think. http://bit.ly/aHalw0

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The Governor-General has better letterhead than I do. [sulks] http://bit.ly/cySDL1

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I think I want to lock Neil James and Guy Rundle in a dark cellar with 3 tonnes of butter and two sets of barbecue tongs, eh @crikey_news?

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New ACMA report: “Technology developments in the digital economy”: smartphones, convergence etc. http://bit.ly/cHLED0

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RT @stubbornmule: The two NSW electorates with the lowest informal vote? The seats of Tony Windsor and Rob Oakeshott! http://bit.ly/ddVVSO

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@expectproblems Steve Fiedling is not a kitten? HE MUST BE A GREAT WHITE SHARK! WATCH OUT!

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If Senator Steve Fielding were a kitten he’d be in a hessian sack with a couple of house bricks about now, heading for the river.

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Media Rangalert now midday in The Blue Room, it says.

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ACMA slaps down Channel Nine: no 3D TV license for NRL Grand Final. Nyer nyer! http://bit.ly/bhdd5t

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Media Rangalert 1145 AEST!

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@BernardKeane The opening sequence says Captain Scarlet IS indestructible. http://youtu.be/bV8YbLvG…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui est le jour du porc. Ceci est dangereux. Et vous?

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Andrew Wilkie interviewed by ABC TV Stateline yesterday. http://bit.ly/ao5LuG HT @iBleeter

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@rod_benson That was a terrible pun, Sir. You are clutching at straws…

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Naked man versus hay baler, wins. Do not try this at home. http://bit.ly/9xPbkM

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@Cacotopos I am never drunk near a microphone.

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@Cacotopos No, that would be a Weekly Rap 12-inch, surely?

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 12” http://bit.ly/9Zojyx

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