Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 15th, 2011

Oh. It’s different now. Thank goodness.

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Less like a light sabre, more like an infected vagina.

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“When you old queens have finished, this old Queen would like a gin and tonic.” http://arseh.at/3ea

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@SnarkyPlatypus Here is a new scale. At one end, Germaine Greer. At the other, the late Queen Mother.

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“What is this? Jim Crow? … Since when has Toronto not been part of the United States of America?”

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If you’ve not caught “Party Down”, glorious US comedy, try ABC iView. Ep 1 http://arseh.at/3e7 Ep 2 http://arseh.at/3e8

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“You could at least make it a mix tape before you take its virginity.”

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After an exhausting week, and with a work day tomorrow, I’m going to sloth with ABC iView tonight. Attention limited. Apollo sloths nearby.

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@thetowncrier Well you wrote so subtly that your opinion nearly didn’t come through, but I read carefully. Your secret is safe with me.

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Oh. Apparently some folks don’t know the usage “top” in this context. Wikipedia to the rescue! http://arseh.at/3e5

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“Proper” theatre has a certain element of Emperor’s New Clothes about it. http://arseh.at/3e4 Incestuous self-referential communities FTL.

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$20 says he’s not.

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RT @jasonlangenauer: Oh, you have it on good authority that Mr Williamson is a top? [No, I do not. I am happy to take advice.]

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On that, I ask you to imagine being fucked by David Williamson. This photo will help. http://arseh.at/3e3

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I’ve never enjoyed a Williamson play either, @OhCrap, but apparently he’s an Important Australian Playwright. Or he fucks the right people.

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He leads a bizarre life. It is best not to ask about what happens on Saturday nights.

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I have come to the conclusion that @thetowncrier did not like David Williamson’s new play. Not at all. http://arseh.at/3e2

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@jonoabroad Limes for breakfast, yes. I did a stir-fry with a Thai treatment, and used lime juice as part of that.

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@danielstone That’s an odd expectation. Did you have some mechanism in mind that might filter your home’s neighbours for certain offences?

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@rorybaust Oddly enough I was going to say “bank manager” not “accountant” and then changed my mind.

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@ikostar “The Parish Pump Heresy”? No, this is a new concept for me. It sounds like an episode of “Midsomer Murders”!

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The judge recommended the defendant seek work in the infosec industry. Does he also advise fraudsters to seek work as accountants?

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That he’s being prosecuted in the District Court and not the Children’s Court is presumably relevant too. South Australia, @R_Chirgwin.

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I suspect the subtlety is that the malware was created “several years” ago, but it was deployed when the defendant was 18 or older.

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Relevant stories are at iTnews http://arseh.at/3e0 and Adelaide Now http://arseh.at/3e1 but I suspect I have missed some subtlety.

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At the time of offence, thanks. So a 20yo on “seven charges relating to the creation of a virus several years earlier” is named? Confused.

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The rule on not naming a juvenile offender in the media. Is it if they were under 18 at the time of offence? Of the charge? Or of the trial?

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@ikostar You can stockpile limes? Orly?

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Pondering what I should do with respect to dinner tonight, given that I quite rightly abandoned the gym.

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Scurvy is always a risk, @jplonie.

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The headline of the day comes from the BBC. http://arseh.at/3dz

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I should’ve gotten more limes the other day. Or not used so many at breakfast time.

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@ApostrophePong I assume the shop was due to call at Brisbane next, but the port was closed. This SFA, first one: http://arseh.at/3dy

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@ApostrophePong It appears that the ship carrying your belongings is just sitting there off Terrigal doing SFA. http://arseh.at/3dx

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Somehow, @iain_chalmers, I don’t think this is a commuter vehicle. http://arseh.at/3dw

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“Moments” measured by Google Maps is 7.8km and 15 minutes drive on a good day. Or, as @jamezpolley rightly says, moments by aircraft. Sigh.

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Amused to see someone advertising a house at Banksia as “moments from Newtown, USyd and RPAH”. Yeah, right.

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@peterjblack Thanks, Pete. You guys have had enough to deal with without worrying about me. Your thoughts are very much appreciated.

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Full accounting for Artemis Medical Fund. http://arseh.at/3dv Boring to read, but thank you so much for your generosity.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 31 and 32” http://arseh.at/3du Includes links to my stuff on Vodafone’s security problem.

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@rudeboyninja Um no no, I’m just tired and don’t have pants on yet.

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Slowly emerging. Not quite fit for human company yet.

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Home. Injured. But with a bottle of wine as compensation. And witness to a public figure more than a bit drunk. I will be silent.

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