Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 20th, 2011

Well, I lead a charmed life.

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Home, after a pleasant evening with a strange man. Tapeworms were not in evidence.

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The strange man has arrived.

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A question for you, @jasonlangenauer … What is the difference between pad thai and a tapeworm infestation?

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ตับหวานอร่อยมาก!

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RT @jplonie: What happens if you enter assplosion into Google. Do you get pad Thai? [I suspect so, but it’d be better if it were tub waan.]

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@mpesce But I just typed “google” into Google! “About 2,560,000,000 results (0.06 seconds)”, but no assplosion. Disappointed.

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@mpesce You could order some Pad Thai for delivery using your thaiPad.

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Hang on, hang on, I’ve just DECIDED to invent it. I haven’t actually invented it yet. One step at a time!

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I have just decided to invent the Six Stigma Program.

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@thebankchannel Are we allowed to say “swarthy” in this modern age?

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Yes, @SnarkyPlatypus. “MK ULTRA ~ LADY GAGA ~ THE ILLUMINATI: LADY GAGA ~ ANOTHER ILLUMINATI PUPPET” http://arseh.at/3iy

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@thebankchannel Clearly, Spaniards are so honest that they would never steal a car?

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@jonoabroad The Wikipedia article on style guides may help you track one down. http://arseh.at/3ix I’m looking now too.

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Movie “Black Swan” full of Satanic Illuminati New World Order mind control imagery. Uhuh. http://arseh.at/3iw

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@jonoabroad I’ve honestly never looked for style guides online. The Economist’s is on their website. AP’s is pay-for. There must be others.

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@jonoabroad No no, what I did fits typical typographical style guides.

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Or, more accurately, “Ugh”?

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UK soccer player too rich, stupid to remember he owned Porsche, left it at a railway station for 6mo. http://arseh.at/3iv HT @NewtonMark

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Gosh there seems to be a lot of interest in all this. It’s almost as if people have tried these scams already.

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Alas @NicolaR22 “Foundation” is prohibited in a business name at least in SA. http://arseh.at/3iu Haven’t found the NSW list yet.

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All that said, I’m amused that you can just stick “academy” or “institute” into your business name…

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This is getting out of hand now.

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RT @vealmince: Can I join? I like thinking AND getting tanked. [Hah!] Also yes, @kofeyh, it will be full of cephalopods. Or Cinzano.

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I really wish you hadn’t mentioned “nude think tank”, @NicolaR22, especially given the whole Clive Hamilton thing.

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@GeordieGuy I would have thought Clive Hamilton had enough on his plate at the moment, what with the hypocrisy and everything.

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I might start a think tank.

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Apple Support confirms my power supply may burst into flames at any moment, explode, cause a nuclear explosion or write a feminist book.

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@RealNickHodge Licking email… licking the Queen… sure sure. Things got far worse today. Lick the back o’this! http://arseh.at/3it

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I disagree, @jasonlangenauer, there’s nothing wrong with this photo. It’s a poignant moment. http://arseh.at/3is

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It was adequate, thank you. It did the job.

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The radio is just full of arseholes, of course.

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Returning slowly to my village. Probably. Unless I get waylaid.

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Using my phone on Next G as a tethered modem on North Sydney at lunchtime. Ping times have blown out to 55119.713 ms. Wireless is so cool.

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Oh. That was not an intentional pun. If it were intentional, it would’ve been far more tasteless.

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Oh. That was not an intentional pun. If it were intentional, I would’ve been far more tasteless.

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At 1.20pm I’ll be on ABC Radio 702 Sydney talking social media in the floods. There’s a stream somewhere.

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On urinal’s rim / just one S-shaped pubic hair. / Humanity, trickling.

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Loose in North Sydney, which in dangerous.

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Yes yes automangle is the win.

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I haven’t liked at my email since before 0900. I wonder if there’s any disasters to deal with.

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It is vital that your last 3 mins on a train be spent standing packed, sweating in the vestibule rather than sitting comfortably.

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@rudeboyninja The search for “good coffee” isn’t important to me, but ta for useful local knowledge that I can pass on to other visitors.

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Does every activity with a time restriction HAVE to be reported as “a race against the clock”?

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Dear driver of CityRail train not stopping at Newtown, slowing to gawk at women on the platform is not a good look.

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Gathering in a public square to listen to speeches you agree with will cause absent strangers to change their racist beliefs.

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The methodone clinic is late opening. A queue has formed. It consists of the best citizens in town.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; Newtown station; North Sydney station; Mount Street. That last bit is a location, not an activity.

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Thu plan: North Sydney for recordings at 1000 and 1100; lunch; afternoon at my desk, details TBA; dinner with a strange man.

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I know the Full Moon is in just a few minutes, but that’s no excuse to be such an arsehat, m’kay?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne sais pas qui ou quoi blâmer. C’est un mystère. http://youtu.be/pgqTS3Xc…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Monsieur Sommeil est encore me soustraire, et cette fois la chose la fourrure n’est pas à blâmer. Et vous?

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Dear @abcnews, the sub-$1000 GST exemption isn’t a “loophole” unless you’re taking sides against it. It’s just the law. http://arseh.at/3i5

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Sigh. The Space Age was so long ago…

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In Japan, they go skydiving using Google Earth. And they are very loud. http://arseh.at/3i4

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