Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 28th, 2011

Beyond repair.

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Which leads us, clearly, to “Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters” http://youtu.be/_jZVE5uF…

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“The Empire Strikes Back” 1950 trailer. http://youtu.be/KmTpOQrq… Ping @ApostrophePong

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In other madness, @AntonyGreenABC’s NSW election website is live. http://arseh.at/3qp

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Godaddy. The ultimate mark of online credibility. I do so respect people who trust their world to Godaddy. They can lick me any time.

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Yeah well TweetDeck are cunts and all.

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Oh. You noticed.

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But like, Facebook has a billion users [fawn, fawn]! Let’s lick their orifices rather than calling them out as the cunts they are.

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Love how Facebook offering HTTPS encryption is pitched as some generous concession to users instead of the disgustingly late catch-up it is.

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Sigh. I wish I could lick my own arse with as much grace and dexterity as he does. Or at all, really.

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@NineSortJam Well that’s the thing. I’m looking for some sign that Fairfax has a plan for its future beyond “sack people to cut costs”.

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I would be happy to be informed of Mr Haywood’s achievements as CEO, @NineSortJam, more than happy.

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I have no problem with good executives earning shitloads for creating shareholder value, but a seat-warmer while headhunters are searching?

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If Greg Hywood were a Fairfax freelancer he’d have to be filing 15,000 words a day. An original, researched 1000-word feature every 30 min.

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Sorry, the interim CEO of Fairfax is being paid $10k a working DAY while revenue plummets? What disgusting, unadulterated greed!

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Off-grid for the evening, except for those who know the SEKRIT methods.

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Bugger you, Friday. Bugger you from arsehole to breakfast time. Oh. 6pm. Well done.

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Bugger it, I’ll do a quick edit of this audio before I call TGIF.

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And that’s the “Patch Monday” panel discussion recorded. Wow. Some interesting commentary there!

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About to start recording for the “Patch Monday” podcast. Quiet please.

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Hey everyone! The Stefanovic robot android thingy is on Twitter at @karlstefanovic!

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@unixbigot You’re so going to burn in hell for that. Also, fat is flammable. Linix zealots are like giant lard candles waiting for a torch.

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From this window I could get a clean shot on all three of those goddam hired charity street collectors.

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@piawaugh Thank you for your support. It’s good to know I’m not the only one fighting for sanity. ;)

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Gawd I haven’t opened PowerPoint or Keynote in six months. Thank the gods for that!

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@adavid You’re right, MSFT has been struggling forever to find the right online strategy. Is this now the crunch time? Online is Teh Future.

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RT @smperris: Penguins can be trapped under ice though. Just a thought. [Picturing it now…]

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Me at Crikey: “Microsoft’s record revenue, but for how long?” http://arseh.at/3qd [Paywall’d, free trial]

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@nphair I don’t think Gerry will find out about my tweets. I suspect he doesn’t see what happens on the intertubes.

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True, @RantRotAndRuin, penguins do swim. FOILED AGAIN!

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It’s all about balance, Sir!

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Hasn’t anyone drowned all those Linux zealots yet? FFS, you’ve had all week!

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@RealNickHodge I think it’s important to write business news that links to the Kinect Titty Tracker. Ballmer won’t like me now though.

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@RealNickHodge Thanks. I’ll pimp my Crikey piece soon, once I know whether it emerges from the paywall or not.

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Online sales in Australia now 7% of total retail sector, growing 10%pa. http://arseh.at/3qc

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Mobile: Daily Tonka.

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@KerryPintado Indeed, the tennis ball over the prison wall is an old trick for smuggling things inside.

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Nokia’s net profit down 21%, global market share drops from 35% to 31%. Well that’s all going smashingly. http://arseh.at/3qa

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@trib @pixel8ted I will not be reading the Twitter stream. Your summaries are more than sufficient.

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How to smuggle your drugs across the border: CATAPULT! http://arseh.at/3q8

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@trib Some people need to get out more, clearly.

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@trib I haven’t read it yet. What were people offended by?

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I assume this thing “Smoke Signals” is the presentation @mpesce is currently giving at http://arseh.at/3q4

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Crikey story filed!

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Oh dear. Most disturbing Kinect application yet: Kinect Titty Tracker! http://arseh.at/3q0 Ping @NickHodgeMSFT

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Microsoft’s analyst earnings call webcast starts at 0930 AEDT at http://arseh.at/3pz … the highlight of my morning.

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Chart: Microsoft incinerates another half-billion online, continual losses since 2006. http://arseh.at/3py

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Microsoft’s quarterly revenue up 5%, record earnings per share [see Kinect, Xbox etc] http://arseh.at/3px

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@Bafflegabble Ah! @bobjcarr specifically on the flood levy. http://arseh.at/3pw I haven’t really been tracking that issue closely.

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@Bafflegabble I have not read anything by Bob Carr in months. Do you have a link to what you’re referring to?

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@Pollytics Sigh. A couple thousand people know how to model the economy but most commentary is from arsehats who just make stuff up.

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@Pollytics Eviews? TSP? How many humans in this country know how to use these econometrics modelling tools?

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Want to model the entire Australian economy? ABS has the tools. If you can use TSP. http://arseh.at/3pv

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@Cacotopos @trib I’m sure we can come up with some quality variants of that excuse. And sell them.

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More on that US Navy experimental laser ship defence system I mentioned last night. http://arseh.at/3pu HT @Jester_Jeff

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Hey relax. Everything’s OK. They’ve found the missing VX nerve gas. http://arseh.at/3pt

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David Zinczenko of “Men’s Health” gives world’s lamest excuse for plagiarism. http://arseh.at/3ps

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The striped marsh frogs are very vocal this morning. Their overlapping “plock” mating calls sound just like triffids.

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RT me: Al Jazeera English and X Media Lab have set up an internship program: 3 months in Doha, Qatar. http://arseh.at/3p4

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Fri plan: 0930 Microsoft earnings call; write for Crikey on same; lunch; more house-clearing plans; 1600 record for “Patch Monday”; TGIF.

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There’s half an hour’s work done already. 0720. Can I feel righteous now? I think I can. MOAR WINE!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe point out that an email after 5 years of no contact is probably outside the Spam Act’s “implied consent” provisions.

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Bloomberg Businessweek cover story: “Larry Page’s Google 3.0” http://arseh.at/3pq

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Heritage Impact report has a few more historical pics of Newtown station. http://arseh.at/3pp [PDF]

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Current status of Newtown station renovations via @mayorofnewtown http://arseh.at/3pn Full DA at http://arseh.at/3po

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Friday, eh? Well, I suppose… But I’m warning you! Don’t get any smart ideas.

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