You’re insane, @kcarruthers! How does a backpack with solar panels get rid of all the heterosexuals?
@philhart YOU’RE ANOTHER ONE??!??!! THIS MADNESS MUST STOP!
Well @ryanmoore3 @peterjblack conservative Liberal SA A-G Trevor Griffin’s son came out at his dad’s Xmas function. I know witnesses.
@ryanmoore3 @peterjblack That of course raises the question of what other important sexual milestones should be live tweeted…
Christ there’s an awful lot of heterosexuals using Twitter.
@franksting At any one time, how many statisticians in Africa are masturbating?
@dannolan Yes, I suppose that complaining that I tweet a lot is like complaining that a Wagner opera went for 3 hours. It is what it is.
@smperris Exactly. Everything is the same as everything else. It’s just so much simpler.
Winning friends and influencing people.
RT @ret56fe: @stilgherrian too many tweets. tl;dr [Then don’t follow me, you stupid ADHD-riddled cunt. That’s OK for Saturday night, right?]
Oh right. The numbers for teachers assaulted come from that totally disinterested party, the NAHT school leaders’ union. Right.
I suppose I should actually read the @RichardFarmer blog post that I just dismissed. Or is that old-fashioned?
Maybe, @RichardFarmer, if we first paid danger money to late-night servo attendants, pizza deliverers and prostitutes you’d have a point. ;)
“Danger money deserved for teachers”, @richardlfarmer? http://arseh.at/6hc Bah! Every service-delivery job has faces disgruntled customers.
Balancing the desire for wine with the need to write an op-ed and a business document tomorrow. Balancing, I said.
According to Twitter, I am similar to @bengrubb, which is a pretty neat trick. At least all my appendages work properly.
@IainDale Looking forward to meeting you at Microsoft Politics & Technology Forum in Canberra on 1 June. http://arseh.at/
@anthonybaxter True, connectivity is the key. Anyway it’s not my gig. I’m just having dinner with some participants.
@anthonybaxter Yes, @R_Chirgwin is just showing me the maps. They might just be on view of Boddington Next G tower most of the route.
@smperris @kcarruthers The real challenge for using Google tools for bushwalk navigation is battery life. Especially up here.
@anthonybaxter Actually Google should enter a team too. Most of you guys look like you could use a bit of sunlight and fresh air.
@anthonybaxter Hey I reckon Google could do live mapping of teams in next year’s #WildEndurance for Wilderness Society. http://arseh.at/6ha
@jessicabrookes I don’t need luck, I’m just eating. A team is staying here at Bunjaree Cottages, started 0400. This is the half-way meal.
WildEndurance teams must complete 100km route thru Blue Mountains in 36 hours. $192k raised for Wilderness Society. http://arseh.at/6ha
About to pop over to Bushwalker BBQ hosted by @R_Chirgwin’s family for @bigyahu and other members of the #WildEndurance charity bushwalk.
@PennySharpemlc Katoomba tonight, eh? Well, stay warm. Just down the road here at Wentworth Falls is ‘ken freezing!
New blog post: “On stage for the Microsoft Politics & Technology Forum”, 1 June in Canberra. http://arseh.at/
New blog post: “Covering the AusCERT 2011 Conference on the Gold Coast” http://arseh.at/6h5
@leslienassar The primary allure of Dopplr is the little coloured graphic at the top of its WordPress widget. The only allure, actually.
Dopplr really has no fucking clue how to handle travelling to more than one city in a single day. Fixing its constant mistakes is a burden.
@SnarkyPlatypus Moo.
Anyway that’s the “Patch Monday” podcast done, apart from the written words that go with it. I am pleased.
@purserj Hah! No, I’m not quite sounding like a 1960s, or is it 1970s, fake Australian accent done by an Englishman. I think. I hope.
For some reason I’m sounding more nasal and Australian on today’s podcast recording. Am I losing my Adelaide private-school RP style?
Spell it out F-A-Q is the quick consensus, thank you @lelak @wolfcat @smperris @jplonie, with @MickGeorge dissenting gloriously.
Should I pronounce “FAQ” as “fack”, or spell it out, do you think?
@R_Chirgwin That explains why the departed at dawn then… now that I piece together my memories of the early morning.
@R_Chirgwin My goodness these bushwalkers are getting a remarkably good deal! Obviously I shall give a hand if required.
@R_Chirgwin A bushwalkers BBQ? They’ve chosen lovely weather for it! I gather we’re invited to join the bedraggled walkers?
Sat plan: Enjoy the quiet rain; “Patch Monday” podcast editing; remainder TBA, although it must include the hunting of food.
There were kookaburras. Loud kookaburras. They woke me. Then I feel asleep again. Then I woke again. And here I am. Memory is just great.