Correction. I KNOW than half of them are illegal. If my memory is accurate, anyway. And there are distinct doubts about that.
Vague memories are returning regarding last night. I’d relate some of these stories except I suspect that half of them are illegal.
Oh hello, Friday.
Oh here we go…9
My RT just there is one more piece of evidence supporting the theory that the only valid word to describe Facebook is “Pack of Cunts”.
flashman So I can’t develop Facebook apps without a mobile phone number. Which Facebook will then sell to all and sundry. THANKS GUYS.
No. Drink first. And I know a suitable dive bar only two blocks away. Somewhere OUTSIDE this hotel… #nsw11
Gawd. It’s 6pm. I’d better work out what to do this evening. Food. Then sort my audio recordings? Lots of work to do… #nsw11
@elronxenu Hey, I just quoted Mr Brin. It doesn’t mean I agree with him. ;)
Jobs sits at Obama’s left hand, Zuckerberg at his right. Ellison, Bartz, Schmidt… Check the politics of this seating! http://arseh.at/6wp
@expectproblems Every time I see a spider I think ‘anachronism’.
@expectproblems @Serrels For a moment there I thought you meant Brian Cox, physicist and keyboard player for D:Ream, and got very confused.
Smirking at @vealmince and @NewtonMark. Because they deserve it.
“Facebook Busted in Clumsy Smear on Google”, i.e. PR firm planting negative stories, by @realdanlyons http://arseh.at/6wk
@expectproblems @Serrels I think I should find someone to make a thorough investigation of my thighal region. Should be easy here in SFO…
A quick Google Images search confirms it’s the latter. Oh well.
Hmmm. I have three copies of this one guy’s business card. No memory. Are we talking extreme rootability here? Or just drunken amnesia?
RT @joshgnosis: Where does one acquire giant muffins? [Probably a euphemism but I’m too afraid to ask.]
@yewenyi I take that back. Rail was also affected. Somehow. I really wasn’t paying THAT much attention.
@yewenyi The railway line was not closed, no, only the road traffic. Or so I was told. I wonder why that is. /cc @nswpolice
RT @nswpolice: Police operation is complete. #harbourbridge has reopened. Traffic is heavy #bridgeclosed [That was rather quick. Good work.]
Indeed @CIOinOz a few people have pointed out the obvious superb quality of security at Sydney Harbour Bridge. Questions shall be asked…
RT @nswpolice: Traffic starting to flow Sydney Harbour Bridge southbound.
I have no further info on the Bridge, tho, just what’s in the police feed. I’m not even in Sydney at the moment. Why am I telling you this?
Sydney Harbour Bridge to be reopened shortly, says @nswpolice. The man has been arrested. Apparently a bridge-climber.
Sydney Harbour Bridge closed. “Police are advising motorists to either delay their trip or use alternate routes for the foreseeable future.”
How Mozilla responded to US Dept of Homeland Security. Now THIS is how to clarify a “legal” request! http://arseh.at/6wb
@all1ann Thank you. But I’m now thinking that “freelance” and “whore” might be redundant. Maybe “Geek word-whore” would be a better start?
Thu plan, US time: Recordings for “Patch Monday” podcast & stories; client web tech meeting; wrap up NetSuite SuiteWorld; relaxing dinner.
Hah! Google’s Sergey Brin’s damningly faint praise: “There’s nothing inherently wrong with Windows” http://arseh.at/6w9
@janek85 Hah! At this stage it’s the former. I am mostly referring to whatever happened here in San Francisco last night.
Sending emails, most of which when translated into plain English mean “Who are you and why is your business card in my pocket?” #nsw11
@dahowlett It’s one of those irregular nouns, “Yes, Minister” style. I need to polish the explanation there, though, I think.
You’ve just inspired me to update my Twitter bio line @dahowlett so it’s all really your fault. #nsw11
@dahowlett “Acknowledging you’re a whore saves time. We can now concentrate on what matters. Negotiating the price.” Paraphrasing Shaw?
There. That’s all the re-pimpage out of the way. Now for a coffee and mapping out my day of interviews and recordings. #nsw11
RT me: The video of me and @dahowlett talking NetSuite in Australia. http://ow.ly/4SFLl #nsw11
RT: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “NetSuite big fish push to cut mid-sized Oz?” http://arseh.at/6vs #nsw11
X|Media|Lab SYdney is 10-12 June. Know any startups or pre-startups that want to be part of The Lab? http://arseh.at/6w8
My last day at NetSuite Suiteworld is about chasing people I need to record interviews with. Ping me if we spoke about this. #nsw11
@lukephillips Napa? No, Sir, I am unlikely to get further than a block from the hotel on this trip. I am way busy.
I am, as it appears, alive.