Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 14th, 2011

Cabin crew RI. Bonus.

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Turning off data roaming. Tweeting by SMS so it’ll be one-way for a while.

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Casual racism is so much fun. Just watch QI and ask @stephenfry. Christ that’s so offensive.

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RT @ohpointybird It takes admirable self-assurance to so completely ignore that which interests other people ;-) [Yup. Queenslanders.]

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That magic is shattered as soon as you’re herded into cattle class, but one must learn to savour these little moments of joy.

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If you wait until the airline calls you by name you can imagine that they’re your private jet.

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Oh you fuckin’ muppets run to the gate run to the gate run to the gate.

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Actually a burrito may have been an error. Need I draw a diagram? Also, I’ve never read nor seen Harry Potter books or films so, um, sure.

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RT @chrisjrn SFO is manned by private security, which is why the security staff are considerably more pleasant than those at say, LAX [Aha!]

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@garystark It’s ok, I have an aisle seat.

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“Whales”? Thank the gods for automangle.

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I have no owl. :(

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Sorry, Sir, but that random American gentleman does not care to know about the Tuncurry Bowling Club. Note his body language.

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One hour until departure. Ale obtained. Burrito imminent. Nearby an Australian whales a local with tall stories about crocs.

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@chrisjrn They’re not TSA? I will admit I didn’t read badges closely.

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Where is gate 98? IT IS A MYSTARY! http://post.ly/22KOt

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Gossiping with TSA staff. It’s a quiet night at SFO.

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So that’s what it looks like when a girl is having her hen’s night at the Marriott. Classy.

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OK, I’m now officially Problem Child, causing the town car to double back from the freeway. I am made of fail. Just saying that proves it.

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RT @damonism Yesterday’s pizza, like revenge, is a dish best served cold. [True that.]

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@lelak There is not always time for an ale when I’m now 20 mins late for my car to the airport. Oh well.

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Sampling a couple local India Pale Ales, because there is time. And because there is ale.

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@garthk There wasn’t a single gigantogull at the ferry terminal. I was gipped. Is gipped still an acceptable word? I suspect not.

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@garystark I’m on a United flight some time after 2230.

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“Patch Monday” podcast script recorded, at the San Francisco Ferry Terminal. Quick drink, then back to the hotel and the car to the airport.

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Cool. It’s 6pm. I’ve finished the script for the “Patch Monday” podcast, and heading into the San Francisco evening to record is somewhere.

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Editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio editing audio.

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@dahowlett Excellent. I’m in the hotel now too, the level 2 atrium outside where the press room was. Shall we knock off something now?

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@dahowlett Hey are you still in San Francisco? I’ve just thought of a couple things I’d like to talk to you about for my podcast.

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Pondering how I’ll structure this week’s “Patch Monday” podcast. So far the Muse is not with me. More staring into space is required.

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@NetSuite_MeiLi Hiya. Do you happen to have official attendee numbers for SuiteWorld? And numbers in the keynotes?

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@Mei_He Oooooh sorry! I am getting too old and can’t read people’s names properly. My apologies.

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@Mei_He Hiya. Do you happen to have official attendee numbers for SuiteWorld? And numbers in the keynotes?

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@goashley Indeed. Thank you. Now please change the subject.

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My next blog post will probably begin “What’s the difference between data roaming and being sodomised with a broken bottle?”

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Uhoh. I seem to have left my phone’s data roaming turned on overnight. This will not be pleasant.

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About to record a chat with @NetSuite_Craig, then settle into editing and writing for the “Patch Monday” podcast.

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@NS_Michele Thank you, Michele. It’s been a pleasant week.

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Fri plan, US time: Feel sorry for myself; work on “Patch Monday” podcast; write a thing; 2237 PDT UA863 SFO-SYD.

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@dizzystuff Clearly I can now promote “hashtag activism” at Parliament House next month. It’ll add to my credibility. http://arseh.at/63r

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RT @anthonybaxter: I would rather set fire to my pubes. [Well, we’d ALL like to do that, obviously. So your place? Tomorrow night?]

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Wow I’ve never done this with an egg before. It’s amazing!

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@anthonybaxter @dizzystuff “Hashtag activism”? I haven’t been following but, Christ, that is a thing? Really? God help our species.

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“Optus is Australia’s worst network for data roaming pricing”, says @danwarne http://arseh.at/6xm tho of course they’re all bastards.

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@dahowlett OK, so I am following you now. Happy now?

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