Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 23rd, 2011

He returns to the table and they pretend to be discussing the editing style of a French film director. All three are clearly homosexualists.

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As soon as he goes to the bathroom, the others at the table start muttering their complaints about his suitability as a housemate.

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OH: “So they’re still fucking up the country by building houses with only two bedrooms.”

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@smperris I am the very picture, image and miniature oil painting of moderation.

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@jasonlangenauer It’s reassuring to know that even Australia’s politicians have been catching up on Charles Darwin.

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@jasonlangenauer I have introduced Certain Innovations to the proceedings, however. I’m sitting at a different table, for starters.

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Mini-plan, immediate: Drink; reading; more drink; food; more drink; more reading; possibly more drink, but possibly not.

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CSO story filed. Erg. Thud.

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This writing thingy is n e a r l y finished. It’ not 4pm yet, is it?

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RT @AequoEtBono: It’s a “belt and braces” way of avoiding errors from mistyped numbers - like unusual surnames appear twice in wire stories

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Maybe boat noodles will help. That’s thrice in a week, but sometimes you really do need the placebo.

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Oh FFS! Support engineer has escalated that DNS problem back to me ‘cos he didn’t realise I was the one who filed it.

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Well I can understand ootential ambiguity in some cases, @vealmince, but yeah probably the weird thing.

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RT @vealmince: To minimise ambiguity? Because someone might mistake 11 for ii in Roman numerals? Because lawyers are weird?

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Why do (unthinking?) lawyers write things like “Valid for seven (7) days”? Do they assume courts don’t understand numbers?

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I think I shall have to piss on this straw man before the fire of stupidity gets out of control.

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Just using the words “sales velocity” in a phrase like that should be enough proof that it’s TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID!

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The 1960s just didn’t live up to the promises. If they were a business they’d be done for false and misleading advertising.

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RT @jplonie: If you never went outside it would be just like you are in space. [We should all be in Space. We were PROMISED Space!]

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Amazing. It’s possible to sustain your entire existence out of little plastic pouches and a microwave oven. Ah, the Modern Age!

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@jonoabroad I won’t stab you. This time. Also I’m not crowdsourcing, but handing off to a properly paid contractor.

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Tue plan: Email; write for CSO; client webby work; continue planning next 3 weeks and, especially, tomorrow; quiet night, with more of that.

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Weird email/DNS interaction that leads to occasional delivery problems has been escalated to someone who’s paid to give a shit.

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So, this is Tuesday…

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