Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 14th, 2012

“American Nazi Party offers downloads of Hitler’s Mein Kampf”, screeches BBC. bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-… So does Amazon. Arsehats.

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@davo_dw I think that’d only apply if the food wasn’t cooked properly.

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Ah, that’s right. I have to be up at 0500 tomorrow. I suppose I’d better seek the laksa soon.

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RT @JonoH: What’s the collective for a mass of and ‘ers? TEDsters? They’re everywhere in at the moment [An “onanism”?]

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OH: “Angelina Jolie? No way. I’d stay well away from that chick. There’s something weird about her.”

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OH: “Sure, she’s got such bad stretch marks now, but how many kids has she had?”

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Why did I not know about “Tintin in Penrith”? instagr.am/p/JZCCFMHjZI/ HT @poisontofu

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DroneInsertion DRONES FLY OVER NORTH AMERICAN CHILDREN’S B-DAY PARTIES, DEPOSITING MATING TORTOISES ON TOP OF CAKES. THE ALGORITHM ALWAYS PLANS AHEAD.

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@drunkenmadman One last go. I’m a fool. Wanting to add “necessarily” implies there’s a time when love might be expertise. @stephenfry

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RT @bullokie: You sound entirely more genial on teh radio. [Yeah, I’m a gutless hypocrite.]

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Let’s just pretend I never spoke.

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@drunkenmadman “Necessarily” not omitted by accident. Enthusiasm for, knowledge of a field are entirely independent measures. @stephenfry

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Fuck. I just questioned the infallibility of @stephenfry in front of atheists. I’m dead meat.

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@drunkenmadman Someone, even HRH @stephenfry, professing a love of something does not make them a reliable source. Should be obvious.

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I’d mash my face into the table repeatedly until the bone is exposed and we’re drenched in my own blood, but there are children present.

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Apparently @stephenfry is also a lexicographer now. Thank you, .

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RT @oliyoung: … and this is how I open a hardened Lockwood padlocked shed door (again, not opened since we moved ininstagr.am/p/JY9Q74jHRq/KW

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@ThomBus Thanks. It’s always tricky getting the right tone for different audiences. Level of paranoia, level of tech knowledge etc. Ta.

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I stand correctified. “Eddie McGuire Tonight” is a thing. “Eddie Maguire Tonight” is a mistake”. Oh shut up.

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RT @Cacotopos: Shit is always ‘off the charts’. People, get bigger fucking charts.

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Apparently “Eddie Maguire Tonight” is a thing.

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RT @skwashd: The things one learns on the streets of Bendigo. “she says it wasn’t an orgy, there was only 3 girls and 2 guys there”

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Wondering whether I should’ve been crankier on @RNmediareport when talking Instagram and Facebook yesterday. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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“‘I regularly visit Steve Jobs’ wife,’ adds Frenchman” theregister.co.uk/2012/04/13/fre…

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I see that @Pollytics is making sense again. I’m heading to the pub.

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I have seen the Future. It is contained in this video. youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoV…

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And here is the First Horse on the Moon. youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_… Ping @firstdogonmoon

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RT @mikeal: Chicken Lady explained :) youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmH… [So, this helps immensely. I hope you “evolutionists” are watching.]

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I won’t draw attention to people who made a pop band “joke”. You’ll thank me for it tomorrow.

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RT @antothony: is there a reason why the lights aren’t low during the talks? [Why? Need to masturbate discreetly?]

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Installing another OS X Java update, because successive approximation is Science.

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Here’s some audio of B-52s being shot at by multiple SAMs over Hanoi in 1972… 40 years ago. defensetech.org/2012/03/30/chi…

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B-52 turns 60? 60 years before the B-52’s first flight, aircraft didn’t even exist. The newest B-52 is 50 years old. dodbuzz.com/2012/04/04/the…

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Tomorrow is the B-52’s 60th birthday. defensetech.org/2012/04/12/60-…

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Listening to the “aural body language” of the more paranoid (and get-a-grip) audience members asking questions is fascinating.

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Also, audience members who want to continue their question without waiting for the microphone need to be slapped into Georgia with a club.

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Gosh the audience queastion about Stratfor / CIA / WikiLeaks is a confused and ill-informed jumble of concepts.

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Finally listening to Prof David Lyon’s lecture “The Culture of Surveillance: Who’s watching whom, now?” sydney.edu.au/sydney_ideas/l…

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@leslienassar Thanks. I wish I could be so self-assured, but I have this real fear that I don’t actually know everything. /cc @miss_shiny

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@miss_shiny I believe that today the SmugFest is tweeting as , but it’s dfficult to pin down. And I said “believe”. I lose.

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Oh that’s right. SmugFest is on, isn’t it.

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Sat plan: No plan. It even appears that half of the day has already expired.

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dannolan_ebooks fucking terrible Fridays. This law in all of democracy ? Fucking incredible - Stand-Up Comedian - Stand-Up Comedian - whoever

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