Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 15th, 2012

@semiboganman Tim Berners Lee is a softcock and the Mayans a bunch of pussies.

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@mediahunter @thomasrdotorg Sorry to hear She visit you too. She’s such slut.

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I see @en_gy’s drugs have kicked in early tonight.

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@TomDaveyAus My pleasure. Hope my (imagined?) vagueness doesn’t make the edit too hard.

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Of course correcting @mikko, or attempting to, is the first step on my path to oblivion.

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RT @mikko: So @hacklabs arrived to with a tank… twitpic.com/9l95dy [Not actually a tank but a modded M113 APC.]

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Astounded by all the printed crap in my backpack. Dear Vendors, we have computers and the internet, from which we can copy-paste.

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Rewarding myself by slothing in my room, because Mistress Insomnia has well and truly left me a wreck and I have a busy few days ahead.

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Oh. Welcome speech. Get me a drink.

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OH: “I use my body for science every year.”

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Drinks served. Media room empty. Could these facts be connected?

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Royal Pines Resort, Gold Coast, which contains AusCERT instagr.am/p/Koyl8eCFjq/

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In a cab with @mukimu @bhaverty and some Irish backpacker we hired at the airport.

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Thank you, everyone. Even the dirty ones.

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Hello, Queensland, I am in you.

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Transmitters off. See you in Queensland.

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@paulwallbank The Russians invented retweeting? THE BASTARDS!!!1!!!!1!

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Looking at the young woman across the aisle and wondering why she has such incredibly shit taste in men.

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@iain_chalmers Er, no, that was me using the traditional example.com.au to represent the REDACTED client’s actual REDACTED domain.

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How can someone email “I use the domain example.com.au” and not notice they’re wrong, that they just used examplesomeservice.com.au?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Didn’t you know what the video would be? Music videos are your department, I thought.

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New blog post: “AusCERT 2012: What’s changed since 2011?” stilgherrian.com/internet/ausce…

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A Lizard’s View, Wentworth Falls instagr.am/p/KoI8WYCFkF/

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Maybe I AM the CyberRapture…

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Lizarding in the last few minutes before the train arrives.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I thought we’d has the CyberRapture, and there was a music video?

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Mobile: Inmminent arrival of cab to Wentworth Falls; 1032 train to Central; train to Domestic; 1405 JQ412 SYD-OOL.

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RT @iain_chalmers: Aren’t hi-viz y-fronts an OH&S requirement on beats these days? [I bow to your superior knowledge (and nought else).]

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Actually, given “Cybergeddon” has been in the news, “Cyberwar: don’t believe the hype” with @RidT is worth a re-plug. zdnet.com.au/cyberwar-dont-…

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@tecknocrat Using a capability reveals the capability, and countermeasures can be developed. /cc @BernardKeane @NewtonMark

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@tecknocrat I disagree with “If it could be done it would’ve been done by now.” C.f. using tactical nukes… /cc @BernardKeane @NewtonMark

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@stufromoz At least I’m dressed for the occasion.

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RT @jeamland: So your arse won’t get lost in the snow? [Which is a euphemism for…? I suspect something to do with hookers and cocaine.]

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Trying to remember how or why I came to have hi-viz orange underpants.

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Last re-plug: “Patch Monday” podcast: “Anonymous ‘crippled’: where to for hacktivism?” with @BarrettBrownLOL zdnet.com.au/anonymous-crip…

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@ozjimbob Aha! Well, I use the 15” MacBook Pro quite happily on Qantas flights, as well as varioius others. IIRC Virgin Australia too.

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@ozjimbob I believe I have already responded to that suggestion from someone else.

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Discovering that an email sent to me weeks ago had moderately important content in an attached Word document, not in the email itself.

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Deleting media releases where I fell asleep during the first sentence. Please write stuff I couldn’t code in five lines for eggdrop.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Pollytics The poor possums would have trouble up here. It hasn’t hit double-digit temperatures, even as maxima, for days.

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I took about five really slow, deep breaths to keep that last tweet so polite. Something must be wrong with me.

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Sorry, @webcares @PointZeroOne, “buy more shit to carry” doesn’t work for me. More to carry, more to administer, and I’m not made of money.

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I wonder if anyone’s booked accommodation for me. That little fact seems not to have been emailed to me. Oh well, I’ll find out tonight.

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Oh. JQ412. A Jetstar flight. Not enough room to open the MacBook Pro. Must now plan around a significant gap where no work can be done.

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Thanks for those links, @sexenheimer @bleeters. I’ll get my head around the @th3j35t3r stuff en route. I’m sure there’ll be rumours tonight.

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From this evening I’ll be on the Gold Coast covering AusCERT 2012 information security conference conference.auscert.org.au/conf2012/ for @zdnetaustralia.

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Tue plan: Bump out Waratah Cottage; 1032 train to Central; train to Domestic; 1405 JQ412 SYD-OOL; AusCERT coverage production meeting, when?

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That is, @bleeters, do we know why @th3j35t3r disappeared? Was there a departure message? (I’m only just waking up.)

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RT @bleeters: fwiw, @th3j35t3r ran away a few hours ago. [Orly? he claimed responsibility for DDoDing WikiLeaks. crikey.com.au/2010/11/29/wik… Why?]

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RT: “Patch Monday” podcast: “Anonymous ‘crippled’: where to for hacktivism?” with @BarrettBrownLOL zdnet.com.au/anonymous-crip…

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Chewday. A day in which I must not only cherw, but swallow. And like a swallow, I shall fly to the Coast of Gold.

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