Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 17th, 2012

I am not understand 90% of the communication I’m currently involved in. I am now going away.

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RT @The_Knuckle: Symantec: “Win a trip to New York” (with picture of San Fransisco) lockerz.com/s/209627626 [Oh dear. Noted.]

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RT @feed_the_chooks: Can I just say how great the food & service is as The Moat, Melbourne? [The dead Normans, less so. Tho they do sink.]

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RT @sylmobile: Experimenting with the amount of tissue I can plug up my nose. [Surely that depends how finely you slice the corpse.]

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Inserting random plastic objects until the hotel room door opens.

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RT @PointZeroOne Do they work the same though? [So far the evidence says yes.]

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dbph Apparently is some kind of alternative medical treatment involving blue lights and men in white suits.

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THE FACT THAT OUR TABLE IS DISCUSSING THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE DESSERTS AND DILDOS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE PERSONALLY.

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@franksting “That’s not news, that’s just an observation.”

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OH: “No, the lyric is not ‘a hand in a glove’, is it? It’s ‘a finger in an arsehole’.”

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OH: “Glad they won, I’d have voted for syphilis.”

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I see that the waiters are now removing all breakable from the tables.

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So the worst personal insults I ever tweet? Just listen to @R_Chirgwin kicking off at table 72.

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@Beaker Hey thank you. I’m still here tomorrow. We should do something for the podcast. And now I eat.

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@Beaker Hah! My colleague @mukimu is covering your thing, but I’m doing longer-form stories and podcast. Be afraid.

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… that in the 21st Century “awesome” has been so devalued through overuse that it means “of mild passing interest”.

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There is something on shortly called “Axis if Awesome”, so I’m assuming my usual observation applies, namely…

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RT @johnb78 triple header gig of the century “@hanlemic: Will the Wiggles end up like Hawkwind or the Sugarbabes? bit.ly/L2t53C

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Awards. Yeah whatever.

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RT @0x1C Vendors were handing out MDMA and I missed it?! [Trend Micro had the tubes of pills, IIRC.]

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Right. Whose table shall I join?

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Medication obtained. I think I’m feeling well enough to face at least the beginning of the gala dinner.

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OH: “I’ll stop disrupting the real work happening here and go back to the sex romp.”

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “DNS poisoning the ‘thin end of a wedge’”, says DNS pioneer Paul Vixie. zdnet.com.au/dns-poisoning-…

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Confusing all the memes.

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@lukehopewell @j_hutch That APC just hasn’t been upholstered the right way for decent on-the-move sex.

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OH, in media room: “Yeah, it’s a good room for wild sex.”

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RT @sspencer_63: Discovered the source of all my malware was father in law clicking “yes” to every box because “it makes them go away”.

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Another long, typo-ridden story filed for @zdnetaustralia. Thanks to ceremonies, I have been abandoned in the media room.

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RT @shipw: Microsoft finds that if people are told by IE9 SmartScreen that they’re downloading malware, 5% install it anyway [WTF?]

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The fact that I was not invited to cover the Pan Pacific Pork Expo is a PR mistake that will haunt someone for the rest of their life.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Only talk to them if they give you The Good Painkillers. [Yes, this is sensible advice. Thank you.]

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Dear PR People, I am in pain and I have to write things before @engochick kills me, so I will not be answering the phone this afternoon.

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CODEINE TO THE LEFT-HAND MEDIA ROOM STAT.

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Can I erase my brain now?

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OH: “Can I borrow your dead cat please?” I agreed, naturally.

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@kcarruthers @bengrubb I couldn’t possibly answer that question BECAUSE I’M RESPONSIBLE.

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Det Sup Brian Hay, starting his presentation, to journalists: “Be kind to me… no-one’s been arrested, yet”

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Podcast interview with @BarrettBrownLOL mentioned by Be’ery, “Anonymous ‘crippled’: where to for hacktivism?” zdnet.com.au/anonymous-crip…

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“Finding PCI-compliant cloud providers” by @mukimu zdnet.com.au/finding-pci-co…

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LOOK I AM LEARNING SO MUCH STUFF AND IT IS GOOD STUFF AND THIS IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU SO I HAVE ACTIVATED THE ROBOTS.

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“A gas turbine generator is basically a jet engine on crack,” says Fabro.

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MT @agarner: @stilgherrian Is the only one … to get the apostrophe right … [Professional. Don’t try this at home.]

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CLOUD = Can’t Locate Our Users’ Data, says Lofty Perch’s Mark Fabro

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RT @shipw: Thin edge of the wedge question from @stilgherrian has started Paul Vixie on a second keynote [Yeah sorry about that.]

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@marcoostini Ah, hastags as branding rather than effective content tagging. Remind me to swear at you at length later.

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Yes, @j_hutch, I self-taught to type at around age 5 or 6. Fast, but weird and bad for tendonitis.

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@pingudownunder Sorry, but don’t feel too special. I forget everybody’s name. It’s a special talent.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Russian crims evade transaction profiling” quoting @mikko zdnet.com.au/russian-crims-…

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bigmac Here is a peek at BadB’s (that Russian Carder) website from 2006 courtesy WayBackMachine.org

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The inimitable Paul Vixie is about to step us through Operation Ghost Click. “Who thinks of these names?” he asks.

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Watching Eurotrance-based organised crime-recruiting music videos courtesy of the US Secret Service.

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@dfg77 @Pollytics The direct links ARE at the bottom of that page. Do you know how to scroll?

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RT @DrMiaow: @stilgherrian spotted in the wild at [Unlikely. I’m at .]

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RT @bhaverty: Could there be another arrest at this year? Check out @mkotadia ‘s video coming soon on zdnet.com.au [Err…]

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Is this the all-encompassing ABC Radio listen live page you’re after, @dfg77 @Pollytics? abc.net.au/radio/listenli…

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It’s amazing who you end up having conversations with while waiting for fresh eggs.

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SnarkyPlatypus Haven’t we all agreed that TedX is a cadre of the Illuminati elites yet? Sheesh.

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Someone seems to have sliced up a tree, sprayed parts of the internet onto it, and left it outside my hotel room door.

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DEAR MCAFEE I HAVE RUN OUT OF MCAFEE JELLY BEANS BECAUSE I EATED ALL THE MCAFEE JELLY BEANS AND I NEED SOME MORE PLEASE MCAFEE.

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@LaTrioli All of the best mass murderers have had a certain philosophical bent. I can work with this. [nods]

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You are just full of wrong this morning, @ozdj.

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izevaka @stilgherrian @ozdj I agree, it’s more like Beirumatta.

*Runs away…

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Hmmm… Tendonitis. Probably RSI. Or cancer. Yeah, more probably cancer.

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Seriously, @ozdj, “Parismatta” is as thoroughly bullshit as that “Radelaide” fucktardery we keep seeing. MAKE IT STOP YOU HAVE A BRANE!

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@LaTrioli I sleep whenever Mistress Insomnia allows me to, Ma’am. This is not very often. She is quite cruel.

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The Russian criminal operation @mikko profiled yesterday? Here’s the FSB arrest video he showed. lifenews.ru/news/86143

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Yay. Story filed. Pressure is off. Now shower, breakfast, and getting read for day two.

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OK, writing now. Shut up. Please.

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Thu plan: Reporting from 2012 conference.auscert.org.au/conf2012/ all day for @zdnetaustralia, and luck I’ll survive. I’m in rather a lot of pain.

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@marcoostini Hah! Penty of people using just not . Why piss away four chars on the year, which is in the metadata?

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Fursday. And it is very furry indeed.

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