Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 17th, 2012

Collapsing again. I’ll respond in the morning. Too tired now.

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Documenting the arsehattery.

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Shall I pass judgement on the fact that this client has 2800+ emails in their inbox, NOT counting the blowback from what just happened?

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At least I’m not tripping, I suppose…

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One day, at some point in my life, I would like the need to call the police to happen when I have NOT been drinking for hours.

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Having listened to the AFP’s IVR options, I can hear this counts as intel rather than reporting a crime as such, so it can wait.

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“Thank you for calling the Australian Federal Police… If you wish to report an act of terrorism…” Yeah let’s skip a bit…

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Before calling AFP, I check with client. They reveal “It was a really stupid password, like, not actually ‘password’ but…” No mystery now.

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Given that Det Supt Brad Marden of the AFP did say to call his guys any time, I think I might given ‘em a quick call.

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OK, bigger than just a little phishing. Forged “from” address was notify@abnamro.nl … they’re trying to phish bank customers.

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Automated defences on the server had already auto-blocked the sender’s IP address, so there’s only ~5000 emails still in the queue. Heh.

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Email subject line: “Belangrijk Rekening Opmerken” which is, I think, “Important Account Notice”. So part of a phishing attempt, I guess.

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So the bad guys were using a US computer, knew his email username and password, and logged in as him to send spam to Dutch addresses.

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Yeah he’s not happy to receive that call. Oh well, now comes the time to clean up the mess. Let’s see what we have here…

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No, not collapse. Phoning a client to tell him his account has just been hacked to buggery. Sigh.

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@CameronWatt @NewtonMark @Drag0nista @timdunlop Or, for all the grand talk of revealing the truth, it’s Jobsworth.

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@Drag0nista @timdunlop @NewtonMark It’s the only explanation I have for why journalists who know or can reason out truth fail to state it.

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@Drag0nista @timdunlop @NewtonMark Is is too early for me to suggest the phrase “pathetic gutless cunts”?

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Probably too much tongue.

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Hmmm… Four years since we shot “The Shave”. stilgherrian.com/personal/final… Ping @ApostrophePong

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Choice of Merlot very restricted in this suburban bottle shop. [Solution: Arson.]

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@CBXn Sadly for poetry in general I’ll be asleep soon, and I’ll be up early enough to catch the 1036 train to Sydney. With or without snow.

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RT @Drag0nista: How can anyone still be tweeting politics at 8.30 on a Friday night? [Hear fucking hear!]

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Katoomba temperature 3.1C, windchill’d to -2.8C. Yes, snow is forecast for the morning. But we’re not as vulnerable as Katoomba.

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@R_Chirgwin It’s all OK. I’ve cleared the hazard from the road, calmed the cab driver, and laughed at Nature in general. Snow due tomorrow.

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He seemed… disappointed.

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Cab driver also asked me why there doesn’t seem to any proper news in the newspapers any more, so I told him.

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@R_Chirgwin Indeed, and thankfully the cab wasn’t just totalled by the trolley left lying in the middle of the track. ;)

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“How To Tell If Your Rabbit Is Sick” rabbit.org/care/sick.html

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Katoomba 3.4C, windchill’d to -2.5C. Shut up.

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So that’s TWO editors I have to kill over the weekend.

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Ah, @MandyLittle5 is such a well-crafted spambot it seems a shame to block and report it. But one must.

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For the full glory of @penbo on Dick Smith, do click through to the evil News Ltd masthead he writes for. thepunch.com.au/articles/our-l…

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“I would not be so disrespectful as to call Mr Smith an egomaniac, even though… there are 29 photos of him in his 28-page insert”: @penbo

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Katoomba forecast now for “Early snow, morning showers”. 2C overnight.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There is no Orkney concert. Where did @OrkneyLibrary go? Why? How did they get there? WHY ARE THEY DESTROYING MY STORY?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have been looking at the list of Steps concerts you sent me and yet it raises more questions than it answers.

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@HarrisonPolites @myriamrobin @charispalmer “Leader at Facebook”? As M*A*S*H said, “like being the greatest ballerina in all of Galveston”.

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OMFG I TWEETED SOMETHING THAT WASN’T 100% SUPPORTIVE OF WHAT HIS HOLINESS JULIAN ASSANGE HAS DONE THEY ARE GOING TO TWEET AT ME NOW.

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@jasonjordan Indeed, whereas skipping bail doesn’t give a bad impression whatsoever.

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Wow people at VMWare have actually read my stuff for years and they’re still paying for my trip. They are so screwed.

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Laughing at stories of A Certain Large Media Company bullying a freelance writer because they wrote something. DIDDUMS! Note: Not News Ltd.

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Oh dear. Someone just DMd me: “WTF is it with the All Caps anyway? You on the absinthe already?”

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@jonoabroad Look, I’m not sure if you can even be trusted to carry breakable things given that you’re OBSESSED with drinking.

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Colvinius Gerard Henderson’s Media Watch Dog today contains a letter from Michael Kirby. Choice line: “With English like yours, who needs German?”

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@jonoabroad What? No. Fuck off. They’re providing a limo. Who even are you?

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Oh good. The cocktail invitations for SFO have started to arrive.

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This is not snow, you lying bastards! instagr.am/p/Oa5KcwiFha/

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@pur_n_tell I’m told it snowed for a few minutes while I was in the way where, but the wind cut it away i moments. And now it’s clear.

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The threesome had seemed a good idea at the time but, inevitably, he ended up feeling excluded instagr.am/p/Oa3Dz4iFgz/

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@paulwallbank @Idealaw I AM SORRY FOR NOT TAKING SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY I WILL TRY TO BE MORE SERIOUS IN THE FUTURE.

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So no-one’s provided me with that Steps concert set list yet.

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Discussing with a mother how she can best drug her two overly-energetic sub-5yo children. I’m sure this is legal.

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@fat_asian No not your Snoopy, @jplonie’s thing with the golden horn and the rainbow. IT IS A UNICORN AND YOU FAIL AT INTERNET.

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@avgaunz Ah, “location sharing services” is a very different fish from “mentioning your location”.

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Katoomba temperature 3.8C, windchill to -1.4C.

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I. Have. Filed. My. Story. I. Think. I. Deserve. A. Drink.

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THERE ARE DUCKS! IT HAS DUCKS! POSSIBLY THEY ARE GEESE. BUT THET ARE PROBABLY DUCKS. youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdL… Ping @firstdogonmoon

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Yes yes yes! きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ! youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdL… HT @ManiacD

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Despite a surge in global CBF levels, I’m getting dangerously close to finishing this article.

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RT @servantofchaos: “economist have misinterpreted human beings”: @Yunus_Centre [Also, misinterpreted grammar.]

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@avgaunz @HuffPostTech @bigmac In response, “Why tweeting my movements isn’t a safety risk” stilgherrian.com/internet/why-t…

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So that article I started writing at 0845? WE’RE UP TO 300 WORDS I AM PRODUCTIVITY PERSONIFIED.

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I have resolved to stay right here in this room until it starts snowing.

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RT @jeamland: @SnarkyPlatypus “Pin the arse on the Opposition Leader.” [Flash / HTML5 gurus, wanna chat with @firstdogonmoon about this?]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes. And see how many of them manage to stay within the lines.

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RT @triplejHack: It’s a standoff - with Julian trapped inside Ecuador’s London embassy [Bah! Can leave any time, face up to breaching bail]

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@jplonie I keep getting your avatar confused with @fat_asian’s and it’s just wrong.

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What are you talking about, @semiboganman? There’s never been any security vulnerabilities in RDP. Is this Clueless N00b Week?

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“22 known lemon shark attacks since 1580, none have resulted in death”. Yeah, fuckin’ ferocious. Lord, give me strength!

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@SnarkyPlatypus I see you’ve discovered the joy of running a competition that complies with gaming regulations. Just NSW? States vary.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have $100 of Gold CLASS cinema credit here somewhere.

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@garthk This is in the room where complete strangers from around the globe gather to urinate and defecate? Yeah, perimeter defences FTW.

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“The syndicate found its victims by scanning the internet for vulnerable POS terminals.” And they found none, right? scmagazine.com.au/News/312025,ha…

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Media outlets that corrupt copy-paste by adding a “read more” URL and a unique tracking number, forcing more edits.

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Oh dear. Somebody just crossed the streams, and I doubt that they realise they’ve done it.

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RT @jendudley: And this was how the red shoes died. How will I ever get home? instagr.am/p/OanifyKmRa/ [Click the heels. Der.]

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RT @michaelneale: Can @benwalding show the court where on the doll the erlang vm touched him?

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richardthewatts Can anyone suggest some good visual arts bloggers in NSW please? Asking for a colleague.

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RT @lewellyn: @stilgherrian FOLLOW THEM! TO THE BATMOBILE! [Exactly!]

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O NOES! THEY ARE LEAVING!

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Sorry. Correction. That was more cat, less bat. OH: “I was really starting to dig her. But I did like him. I thought he did really well.”

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OH: “He had the mask on, but that’s the only way he could keep alive. But I really I wanted a little more bat and a little less cat.”

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I’ve grabbed another pint. This series of OHs has the potential to be rather special.

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OH, a fag explaining to his hag: “I’ve been stretching more lately. That really deep stretch. It’s almost spiritual. You know what I mean?”

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BTW, while it may not be snowing at Katoomba right now, IT IS REALLY FUCKING COLD. 3.1C, windchill’d down to -2.5C. bmcc.nsw.gov.au/weather/Katoom…

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@mpesce YOU HAVE YOUR HAND ON YOUR CHIN YOU MUST BE VERY CLEVER AND THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE TOWARDS SMALL ANIMALS.

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It strikes me that my Instagram sequence just then, if done by an ad agency for a client like this pub, would’ve cost around $20k.

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That quote just before, about @TonyAbbottMHR’s pert and saleable arse, is how @crikey_news begins its editorial today.

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@miss_shiny No, never been in the main part of The Carrington Hotel. I’ve thought of staying there for a couple nights to check it out.

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“Why has the political agenda been consumed by Tony Abbott’s apparently saleable (yet rather pert) arse over the past couple of days?”

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RT @bigmac: @stilgherrian ummm does that sign say Gang Bang Street? [Yes. Yes it does.]

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@melanie_james @SisterMorphine This is Katoomba, not Canberra. But, you know, geography.

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This pub has been here ever since the future! instagr.am/p/Oaj_DKCFnu/

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There is only one way to deal with this outrageous situation instagr.am/p/OaicWLCFmq/

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Maybe snow is only for special guests instagr.am/p/OaiVgPiFmh/

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Remarkably little snow to be seen here too instagr.am/p/OaiFqACFmV/

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Do you see any snow? I don’t see any snow! instagr.am/p/OahxEXiFmI/

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RT @lilalisalila: @stilgherrian it’s snowing right now in Katoomba. [OK, I’m calling a cab and heading there!]

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Indeed, @semiboganman, I saw a wind gust recorded at 97km/h this morning. BMCC’s Katoomba weather station is most revealing.

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So the temperature in Katoomba just dropped to 4.4C, windchill’d down to -0.3C. Snow tonight? Heh. Could well be. bmcc.nsw.gov.au/weather/Katoom…

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So, you people using the word “selfie”, you ARE aware that the first image in our minds is lube, a nice DVD and a box of tissues, right?

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Drinking the Kool-Aid. USD 50.00 of it.

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Infographics: Because 1.5MB of pixels is SO much better than a 5-item bullet point list.

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I did not cause the explosion. No, let me rephrase that. I did not cause an explosion. There was no explosion.

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@bigmac Tell me about your own childhood, Michael.

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@ApostrophePong @lizfoschia It’s a Coalition government in NSW now, so they’ll probably just dump all the toxic old TVs in Balmain.

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@jason_a_w How sweet. You think people shouting “bias” at news outlets are even the least bit interested in nuance or changing their minds.

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@Drag0nista Oh chance of snow is forecast for up here later too. If it happens, you won’t hear the end of it.

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@GreenJ Also, the word “suspected” is there, and that “illegal entry” applies of course to the vessel not the humans on board.

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Solidarity, my political brothers and sisters!

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If Twitter is anything to go by, and I’m sure it is, we can be 100% certain that it’s snowing in Canberra. Or it was at some point in time.

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daniels_den It is SNOWING in Canberra right now.

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The Motivation Fairy has not been helping. I shall have to use something stronger. Stand by.

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@en_gy Worst. Pickup. Line. Ever.

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RT @ArtByAlida: WHY do people just BLINDLY listen to what @BarrettBrownLOL says???????? [Saves DEAFLY watching him?]

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@servantofchaos Sorry, why are you even listening to a psychopath? @hollingsworth

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RT @purserj: The side effect of living with a : Chances are you’re going to be coated in loose fibres [At least you’re regular.]

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET ON WITH YOUR WRITING I AM WRITING I HAVE WRITTEN HEAPS THIS MORNING SO FAR THIS ARTICLE HAS A HEADLINE AND FOUR WORDS.

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@snare I need some love too. You can sniff my package if you like. Oh wait. Misread.

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So on 9 July, the “Patch Monday” podcast asked if Twitter had signed its own death warrant. zdnet.com/twitter-mimics…

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@acaderama @jclacherty @SnarkyPlatypus It’d be fairly safe to drop me as a recipient of this tedious party-political talking at each other.

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Time to remind the world of @ApostrophePong’s tribute to discarded analog TVs, “So Long Cathy” vimeo.com/2569393

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RT @lizfoschia: TVs anyone? NSW parlt goes digital pic.twitter.com/y2kRIOPI [Ping @ApostrophePong]

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No, it’s OK, I’ve managed to get through the morning so far by huffing toilet cleaner.

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GreenJ prat in an embassy or this bit.ly/PoycAf. let’s see what rattles the twitter conscience most.

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firstdogonmoon It appears I have contracted a nasty case of Links to the IPA

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Forecast for Katoomba, where I’ll be having late lunch: Shower or two, chance late snow. I’ll take a camera. And woollen things.

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Emergency butane not required. I’ll get some more in Katoomba this afternoon. Unless somewhere’s seriously on special.

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RT @davewiner: Hacker News thread on the changes in the Twitter API. bg.r2.ly [100k user limit, else talk. HT @commuter_dirge]

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deemadigan Kids playing. Instead of choosing ‘scissors’ ‘paper’or ‘rock’, 3 yr old keeps saying ‘banana bread’. This is annoying 7 yr old enormously.

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It’s not every day you can mention sodomy and a Saudi prince in the same tweet.

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Twitter does seem to want to doom itself through API and UX auto-sodomy. I wouldn’t want to have bought a $300M share, Al-Waleed bin Talal.

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“Who Is The Smallest Government Spender Since Eisenhower? Would You Believe It’s Barack Obama?” So We Must Use Caps! forbes.com/sites/rickunga…

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So did Steps actually perform in Orkney? Or did @OrkneyLibrary go travelling? Either way, I need a copy of the set list. Yes, I do.

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jeremysear Greens’ campaign 2013: this picture. A lot. pic.twitter.com/2oFfy2rP That’s 148 MPs who need to be replaced.

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Fri plan, unordered: Plan accommodation; writing (various); late lunch or early dinner in Katoomba; SEKRIT plans unfolding; TGIF.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Hmmm how about a grass roots campaign for the Libs: “Sell your arse FOR Tony” [Run it by Manager of Opposition Business]

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Idea for a new “It’s Time” style political TV advert: a selection of Australian celebrities chanting “Sell your arse, Tony!”

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Neal Stephenson has a new book? Shares in wheelbarrow manufacturers soar!

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juliaioffe Moby has voiced his support behind . If the Kremlin doesn’t throw in the towel now, I don’t know what.

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If yesterday was the first time that “arse” has been spoken in the Australian Parliament then we have NEVER had representative democracy.

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RT @acaderama: @SnarkyPlatypus what’s wrong with Democrats? Some of them are more left than the ALP! [He prefers sex with vertebrates.]

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RT @mumbletwits: Spectator Australia. Grech. Motorbike. Shark.

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BernardKeane Godwin Grech wants “a much more accountable public service” ha ha ha HA HA HA like one where bureaucrats who forge documents get charged?

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The Manager of Opposition Business defending TA against claims of (not) arse-selling? THIS STUFF WRITES ITSELF, MADAM DEPUTY SPEAKER!

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Last night I mentioned @TonyAbbottMHR’s body language? Watch more as he “listens” to the Member for New England. Joy. turnleft2013.wordpress.com/2012/08/17/wha…

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It’s amazing what’ll burn when you really, really need fire.

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Now what would it be like if we all used @sylmobile’s avatar for the rest of the week?

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@JennaPrice I don’t know “Nukkin Ya”, so thanks. I know “gent” from having gone fishing with my father as a kid.

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RT @HarrisonPolites: Looks like eBay is pulling the plug on selling potions, spells, genies… vrge.co/NGox6y [Not crucifixes, icons?]

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SwiftEconomics The Onion: Nation’s Economists Are Quietly Evacuating Their Families theonion.com/articles/natio…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Somebody needs to a start a “Siblings or Same Sex Couple?” Tumblr. [Sure this already exists?]

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As linkbait, Fairfax, I believe that’s what in South Australia would euphemistically be called a “gent”.

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Yes, Fairfax reckons the main reason to buy their newspaper is that it has a forger and perjurer’s opinion on Governor-General nominations.

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RT @joshgnosis: Is it 2009 again? pic.twitter.com/82t0XuD9 [Now what were you saying earlier about inferior drugs?]

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I suggest that @ruslankogan’s Wikipedia entry needs attention from people not concerned with boosting his reputation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruslan_Ko…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Voulez-vous être en ajoutant des éclats de verre, afin d’améliorer votre humeur?

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@lewellyn You make a good point. I must visit a “Genius” “Bar” tomorrow, so I shall make discreet enquiries.

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I have been to Apple’s so-called Genius so-called Bar, @lewellyn, and they can’t even make a decent martini let alone sell you decent drugs.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis très heureux à la perspective de l’écriture pour les crypto-fascistes d’aujourd’hui. Et vous?

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I should probably keep my helpful suggestions to myself…

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You know what’d really help clarify Apple v Samsung, @joshgnosis? If @ruslankogan sued them both. Hey @Vuki, got some free time…? ;)

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Remembering the days when a certain Apple dealership was a front for laundering drug money.

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RT @joshgnosis: Apple would allege that Samsung uses inferior drugs that just look the same. [Well, IMHO that’s probably true.]

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It seems Australia’s Justice Annabelle Bennett isn’t the only one getting pissed of with Apple and Samsung. And who can blame them?

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“Apple lawyer: ‘I promise I am not smoking crack’, Judge Koh not so sure.” Samsung’s drug consumption not reported. theregister.co.uk/2012/08/16/app…

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@chrisbrownie Huh? I’m usually awake well before this.

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@Pamela_November It was JUST enough gas for warm water for one coffee. It may, possibly, give me the strength to find more things to burn.

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I also seem to have made a terrible tactical error and have run out of butane cartridges for the little stove that heats the kettle.

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IT IS FRIDAY AND I AM AWAKE NOW AND TALKING TO YOU ON TWITTER SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AND REJOICE IN MY PRESENCE.

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