Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

January 3rd, 2013

Driver of car XIK-995, shut your ignorant racist mouth, you prick.

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OH: “Yes of course the whole bottle, what’s wrong with you?”

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Deep in the ghetto, without a gun. The things you do for love. Or at least transient attention.

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World Square seems to be decorated with some sort of animated neon sperm.

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That’s Android spelling fuck off.

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Apparently I have to buy the first bottle “for the impertanence”.

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I see what you mean about the jeans.

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THAT’S how you program computers, children!

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“Explain the key differences between EBCDIC and ASCII or let me urinate into your mouth.”

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Seriously, you wouldn’t complain about Windows 8 if you’d ever programmed the peripheral processors on a Control Data mainframe. Softcocks.

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@expectproblems When I see an article “Why Windows 8 is the worst OS ever” I think “clueless n00b”.

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Dear Queensland, the more I hear about your Premier the more I think you should just throw him into the path of a freight train.

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@expectproblems WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM DOING I AM NOT STUPID.

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Pondering the fact that a vital part of my career (stop laughing) involves sinking pints at a suburban pub for three hours.

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Watching people being polite to backpackers and wondering how this is even possible.

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Yeah good fuckin’ luck with that, these people can’t figure out how to buy a train ticket instagr.am/p/UA11hQCFna/

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In the Sydney CBD, morherfuckers.

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NewtonMark If @swearyanthony can’t geocode that and put it on a disaster map, then what is Google even for? RT @CFSAlerts: @(null)

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jdub (inaudible) RT @CFSAlerts: @(null)

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What the fuck is a “pay day”?

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RT @jdub Why does my driving commentary sound so similar to my pillow talk? [Because you’re a dud root?]

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The cat is blind. The cat is blind.

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The cat has its second eye. I repeat, the cat has its second eye. Transmissions off.

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I get all of my advice on cyberwar from narcissistic bookmakers, don’t you?

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The cat has its first eye. I repeat, the cat has its first eye.

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@Cacotopos I couldn’t possibly interfere in local affairs.

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This IS a democracy, you know.

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And anyone wanting it make it harder for people to register and vote should be straight against the wall with a bullet in their head.

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I see compulsory vs voluntary voting has blipped up again. FFS, if you don’t want your vote I’ll have it. People fight and die for them!

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RT @joannejacobs Define ‘polite’. If no swear words N=0.01. Occasional swearing N=2. Large poker stick up the rectum N=7. [Good point.]

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RT @oberonsghost I’d subtract 1 from N for each day of the year, ie, 31 Dec = (N-365) [Needs to be some adjustments, certainly.]

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Disappointed to see an apparently worthy project supporting indigenous literacy turned into a crass race for more Twitter followers.

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RT @gusworldau My guess? Less than pi. [Unless it’s a really good pie.]

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I think I’ll set a threshold number this year. I’ll be polite up to N incidents of arsehattery per day, and then it’s gloves off. But N=…?

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@coldsnacks @wordsonaplatfrm Why goodness, no, it’d be terrible if someone ever tweeted anything that wasn’t really other people’s business.

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Mobile: Walk to Hurstville Central; train to Town Hall; bus to SEKRIT location.

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Thu plan, belated notification: Morning not your business, done; 1500 meeting inner west, topic SEKRIT, snacks en route; evening TBA.

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People seem to be being traumatised by simple arithmetic. I don’t hold out much hope for the species making it to another Christmas.

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Hello. I have sad news. My final tweet from last night proved strangely prophetic. There IS such a thing as “The Only Way is Essex”.

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