Driver of car XIK-995, shut your ignorant racist mouth, you prick.
OH: “Yes of course the whole bottle, what’s wrong with you?”
Deep in the ghetto, without a gun. The things you do for love. Or at least transient attention.
Animated neon sperm FTW! instagr.am/p/UBC5gLCFtN/
World Square seems to be decorated with some sort of animated neon sperm.
Capitalism explained instagr.am/p/UBB3b9iFsz/
That’s Android spelling fuck off.
Apparently I have to buy the first bottle “for the impertanence”.
I see what you mean about the jeans.
THAT’S how you program computers, children!
“Explain the key differences between EBCDIC and ASCII or let me urinate into your mouth.”
Seriously, you wouldn’t complain about Windows 8 if you’d ever programmed the peripheral processors on a Control Data mainframe. Softcocks.
@expectproblems When I see an article “Why Windows 8 is the worst OS ever” I think “clueless n00b”.
Dear Queensland, the more I hear about your Premier the more I think you should just throw him into the path of a freight train.
@expectproblems WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM DOING I AM NOT STUPID.
Pondering the fact that a vital part of my career (stop laughing) involves sinking pints at a suburban pub for three hours.
Location 2, in position. #wasabepeas
Yet mai!
Important Orifice instagr.am/p/UA2f-2CFnv/
Watching people being polite to backpackers and wondering how this is even possible.
Yeah good fuckin’ luck with that, these people can’t figure out how to buy a train ticket instagr.am/p/UA11hQCFna/
In the Sydney CBD, morherfuckers.
NewtonMark If @swearyanthony can’t geocode that and put it on a disaster map, then what is Google even for? RT @CFSAlerts: @(null)
What the fuck is a “pay day”?
Psychogeography instagr.am/p/UAziY-iFmS/
RT @jdub Why does my driving commentary sound so similar to my pillow talk? [Because you’re a dud root?]
The cat is blind. The cat is blind.
The cat has its second eye. I repeat, the cat has its second eye. Transmissions off.
I get all of my advice on cyberwar from narcissistic bookmakers, don’t you?
The cat has its first eye. I repeat, the cat has its first eye.
@Cacotopos I couldn’t possibly interfere in local affairs.
This IS a democracy, you know.
And anyone wanting it make it harder for people to register and vote should be straight against the wall with a bullet in their head.
I see compulsory vs voluntary voting has blipped up again. FFS, if you don’t want your vote I’ll have it. People fight and die for them!
RT @joannejacobs Define ‘polite’. If no swear words N=0.01. Occasional swearing N=2. Large poker stick up the rectum N=7. [Good point.]
RT @oberonsghost I’d subtract 1 from N for each day of the year, ie, 31 Dec = (N-365) [Needs to be some adjustments, certainly.]
Disappointed to see an apparently worthy project supporting indigenous literacy turned into a crass race for more Twitter followers.
RT @gusworldau My guess? Less than pi. [Unless it’s a really good pie.]
I think I’ll set a threshold number this year. I’ll be polite up to N incidents of arsehattery per day, and then it’s gloves off. But N=…?
@coldsnacks @wordsonaplatfrm Why goodness, no, it’d be terrible if someone ever tweeted anything that wasn’t really other people’s business.
Mobile: Walk to Hurstville Central; train to Town Hall; bus to SEKRIT location.
Thu plan, belated notification: Morning not your business, done; 1500 meeting inner west, topic SEKRIT, snacks en route; evening TBA.
People seem to be being traumatised by simple arithmetic. I don’t hold out much hope for the species making it to another Christmas.
I might be.
Hello. I have sad news. My final tweet from last night proved strangely prophetic. There IS such a thing as “The Only Way is Essex”.