Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 17th, 2013

@NewtonMark Your sending me links to the jargon file? Really?

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Being angry with the salad.

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Being suspicious of a salad.

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@myrcurial Nice work in the latest podcast. If you want any more background on the Aust’n ASIO / do ping me.

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@RealNickHodge Thanks. I’m also happy with “lunge with their well-sharpened schtick”. ;)

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This tweet twitter.com/ColinCrowell/s… is Twitter’s only comment on PM Gillard’s go at them. My story from earlier: crikey.com.au/2013/01/17/sti…

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Here. Let me fix your earworm, @SnarkyPlatypus. Everybody listen in and help him! youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9Ci…

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grantshow Oh shit! I almost listened to Maroon 5.

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I probably should’ve transcribed that last tweet into IPA but just imagine that and a broad Australian accent.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Abbott doesn’t seem to have learned how to hide the “I don’t want to be here” look. Needs training. Or better drugs.

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@loupascale @crikey_news Oh thank you, Louise! Much appreciated. I never know how close the voices in my head are to reality.

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Doesn’t Mr Abbott look thrilled! Remaindered books! pbs.twimg.com/media/BAyUA-GC… HT @Rob_Walls

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Hoppier than I was expecting, but it hits the spot and the name is perfect instagr.am/p/UkqfhbiFls/

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jmerriman I talked to Adobe yesterday: pic.twitter.com/yvcrmvyl

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aedison And now nobody can take Kryptonite to school just because that one kid’s allergic.

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Right, time to head back and make sure they’re all dead.

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@iain_chalmers Nah I’m fine thanks, it’ll be on @PlaneTalking soon enough.

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@Drag0nista @timwattsau Yeah I’ve been waiting for someone to take that bait. ;)

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I just saw a scrolly thing on the TV that said the US FAA has grounded Boeing 787 Dreamliners. I would too, and bury them, for the name.

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purserj So first off Asher goes on about subs that lie about their length and now Ben is looking for sexting apps. Is there a pattern here?

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Je suis ridiculement fatigués, très soudainement.

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@Idealaw Ta. I don’t write that top bit. That’s @crikey_news’s fault. ;)

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Heh. @NewtonMark has FoI’d the source code for DCBDE’s Cybersafety Help Button from @RightToKnowAu. Well played. righttoknow.org.au/request/source…

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@MartinGHodgson I believe you’d discover, if you look at that tweet in the context of the rest of my rant, that that’s my entire point.

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RT @glengyron: Here’s a kid inside an Online Cyber Safety Module: wtfp.org/wp-content/upl…

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In that article I refer to Gillard’s “online cyber safety module”. Does anyone have a picture of what that might look like? ;)

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Me at @crikey_news: “Gillard’s trolling plan will please the media, but it’s nothing new” crikey.com.au/2013/01/17/sti…

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I can make it go faster.

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Cool. Safely out of the building. Walking across to Leichhardt for lunch.

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Fuck I hate this bit. This is where it can all go terribly, terribly wrong.

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Right, so the situation is that everything is ready for me to exit the building immediately after detonating all eight bombs.

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RT @glengyron: @leslienassar @stilgherrian’s cutie mark should probably be a Browning Nighthawk: youtube.com/watch?v=ZCldL3… [Seems legit.]

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Should I ask what a “cutie mark” is?

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“Me and my mates are so pumped, Can’t wait!!!”, says Jaiden Chamberlain. ponyconau.com/tickets/#comme…

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I so want to go to PonyConAU now.

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GreenJ meanwhile RT @PerezHilton: He’s got 10! Which one is YOUR favorite? RT Check out ALL of Justin Bieber’s Tattoos HERE: perez.ly/Wf8S10

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feed_the_chooks Doormats are gateway rugs

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Mind you, @jeamland, I read that too quickly first time and it ended up being something about blowing a pony. And that’s different again.

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RT @jeamland: I reckon @stilgherrian should blow off the RSA Conference and go to this instead: ponyconau.com [YES! YES! YES!]

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Story filed for @crikey_news! Avatar obtained from ACMA’s lovely Trolling Infographic [sic]! cybersmart.gov.au/About%20Cybers…

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@MsCharlotteD Thanks, none intended. It was just that one sentence in the Tele that struck me as, well, silly. I’m looking at the protocol.

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@MsCharlotteD But we’re probably on the same side on this issue, and I’m having a go at the Tele for cashing in on you, not you.

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@MsCharlotteD Indeed. I’m not trying to have a go, but a photogenic articulate well-paid white woman from the telly seems privileged to me.

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@MsCharlotteD Absolutely, yes, and your experience awful, I know. It’s just a shame that no-one gets help until the privileged get hurt.

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I know. Kids, women escaping bad marriages, gays, ethnics, all them driven to the edge of despair we can live with. BUT NOT A TV IDENTITY!

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“When hate-filled cyber bullies drove TV identity [C] Dawson to the edge of despair we declared ‘enough is enough’.” dailytelegraph.com.au/news/julia-gil…

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I go commit journalism now.

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Third RT: Blog post: “Guardian Australia not the droid you’re looking for” stilgherrian.com/media/guardian…

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Blog post: “Sydney Harbour ‘giant gambling den’ bullshit reportage” re @TheGlobalMail stilgherrian.com/sydney/sydney-…

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While I’m busy reading and then writing things about how the Prime Minister has ended cyberbullying, here’s two thing for you to read…

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Thu plan: Write for @crikey_news; chemical warfare (not done yesterday); lunch (Leichhardt); remove corpses; planning, comms; evening TBA.

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@semiboganman @snare Oh I’m reminiscing about Stilgherrian Live episode 53, The John Della Bosca Couch of Love Edition. stilgherrian.com/stilgherrian-l…

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I was made for loving you, baby. You were made for loving me. And I can’t get enough of you, baby. Can you get enough of me?

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sophistifunk Paying someone in China to do your work: scam
Paying someone in China to do the work of 1000 people: Million dollar stock bonus

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RT @TaraMacca @SnarkyPlatypus Pfffft jamming cafés with prams all day long doesn’t seem like a winning format. We LIVE their ‘reality’ daily

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Janey_uk Lots of smug vegetarians in my timeline. You wait, one day you’ll find a berlotti bean in the cannellini can and the country will go MENTAL.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Pondering “The Real Housewives of Balmain” [That’s a format we can work up, certainly.]

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Oh yes, that really was “The John Della Bosca Couch of Love Episode”. Ah, the memories…!

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RT @glengyron: switch on a web cam and we got a reality tv show. [But I used to do that before. stilgherrian.com/stilgherrian-l… Remember?]

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Does anyone want me to do anything practical today? Or should I just continue huffing insect spray and complaining on Twitter?

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@jeffsonstein @sgalineau @tabatkins Thank God! I didn’t know how western culture would have survived without CSS gradients. Hosannah!

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BenDudley88 Just had a Tesco delivery. Driver told me people had been telling him horse jokes since 10am. These are the real victims here.

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RT @ksablan: Editors explain how editing is different than reporting and writing bit.ly/13E63LE [“Different from”, you mean.]

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Well, @SnarkyPlatypus, the first edition of The Grauniad Down Under has already appeared, and it’s just as we feared. revdancatt.github.com/GuardianAustra…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je célèbre la Vie de l’Empereur en jetant des journalistes dans la mer. Et vous?

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New blog post: “Sydney Harbour ‘giant gambling den’ bullshit reportage” re @TheGlobalMail stilgherrian.com/sydney/sydney-…

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Second RT: Blog post: “Guardian Australia not the droid you’re looking for” stilgherrian.com/media/guardian…

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Happy Joshmas, everyone, celebrating the life and work of Joshua Abraham Norton! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_N…

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“Can I visit you this afternoon?”

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RT @morethangrass “An 8-mm barnacle can extend its penis 50 mm to visit a neighbor.” lanwebs.lander.edu/faculty/rsfox/… [“Visit”, eh?]

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IT IS THURSDAY NOW OK YOU CAN START.

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