So like this? http://t.co/PEpRDpXJ
@NewtonMark Your sending me links to the jargon file? Really?
Being angry with the salad.
Being suspicious of a salad.
@myrcurial Nice work in the latest #liquidmatrix podcast. If you want any more background on the Aust’n ASIO / #natsecinquiry do ping me.
@RealNickHodge Thanks. I’m also happy with “lunge with their well-sharpened schtick”. ;)
This tweet https://t.co/KKTN3j4k is Twitter’s only comment on PM Gillard’s go at them. My story from earlier: http://t.co/njNmWSPB
@fullysicblog @Ha_Tanya @firstdogonmoon This snippet from the Macquarie should help. twitpic.com/bvvifn
Here. Let me fix your earworm, @SnarkyPlatypus. Everybody listen in and help him! http://t.co/zHxtwVTF
grantshow Oh shit! I almost listened to Maroon 5.
I probably should’ve transcribed that last tweet into IPA but just imagine that and a broad Australian accent.
@fullysicblog @Ha_Tanya @firstdogonmoon It’s pronounced ‘kin what? ;)
@SnarkyPlatypus Abbott doesn’t seem to have learned how to hide the “I don’t want to be here” look. Needs training. Or better drugs.
@loupascale @crikey_news Oh thank you, Louise! Much appreciated. I never know how close the voices in my head are to reality.
Doesn’t Mr Abbott look thrilled! Remaindered books! http://t.co/QEyftrty HT @Rob_Walls
Hoppier than I was expecting, but it hits the spot and the name is perfect instagr.am/p/UkqfhbiFls/
jmerriman I talked to Adobe yesterday: pic.twitter.com/yvcrmvyl
RT @aedison: And now nobody can take Kryptonite to school just because that one kid’s allergic.
Right, time to head back and make sure they’re all dead.
@iain_chalmers Nah I’m fine thanks, it’ll be on @PlaneTalking soon enough.
@Drag0nista @timwattsau Yeah I’ve been waiting for someone to take that bait. ;)
I just saw a scrolly thing on the TV that said the US FAA has grounded Boeing 787 Dreamliners. I would too, and bury them, for the name.
purserj So first off Asher goes on about subs that lie about their length and now Ben is looking for sexting apps. Is there a pattern here?
Je suis ridiculement fatigués, très soudainement.
@Idealaw Ta. I don’t write that top bit. That’s @crikey_news’s fault. ;)
Heh. @NewtonMark has FoI’d the source code for DCBDE’s Cybersafety Help Button from @RightToKnowAu. Well played. http://t.co/5scFhHuv
@MartinGHodgson I believe you’d discover, if you look at that tweet in the context of the rest of my rant, that that’s my entire point.
RT @glengyron: Here’s a kid inside an Online Cyber Safety Module: http://t.co/TvDZeOdu
In that article I refer to Gillard’s “online cyber safety module”. Does anyone have a picture of what that might look like? ;)
Me at @crikey_news: “Gillard’s trolling plan will please the media, but it’s nothing new” http://t.co/njNmWSPB
RT @darrenpauli lies? http://t.co/ZD0BqVM4 [Nope, more truth.]
I can make it go faster.
Truth instagr.am/p/UkWIJqiFgm/
Cool. Safely out of the building. Walking across to Leichhardt for lunch.
Fuck I hate this bit. This is where it can all go terribly, terribly wrong.
Right, so the situation is that everything is ready for me to exit the building immediately after detonating all eight bombs.
RT @glengyron: @leslienassar @stilgherrian’s cutie mark should probably be a Browning Nighthawk: http://t.co/mIgzFWvl [Seems legit.]
Should I ask what a “cutie mark” is?
“Me and my mates are so pumped, Can’t wait!!!”, says Jaiden Chamberlain. http://t.co/DWURODLa
I so want to go to PonyConAU now.
GreenJ meanwhile RT @PerezHilton: He’s got 10! Which one is YOUR favorite? RT Check out ALL of Justin Bieber’s Tattoos HERE: perez.ly/Wf8S10
feed_the_chooks Doormats are gateway rugs
Mind you, @jeamland, I read that too quickly first time and it ended up being something about blowing a pony. And that’s different again.
RT @jeamland: I reckon @stilgherrian should blow off the RSA Conference and go to this instead: ponyconau.com [YES! YES! YES!]
Story filed for @crikey_news! Avatar obtained from ACMA’s lovely Trolling Infographic [sic]! http://t.co/SgFmTXkr
@MsCharlotteD Thanks, none intended. It was just that one sentence in the Tele that struck me as, well, silly. I’m looking at the protocol.
@MsCharlotteD But we’re probably on the same side on this issue, and I’m having a go at the Tele for cashing in on you, not you.
@MsCharlotteD Indeed. I’m not trying to have a go, but a photogenic articulate well-paid white woman from the telly seems privileged to me.
@MsCharlotteD Absolutely, yes, and your experience awful, I know. It’s just a shame that no-one gets help until the privileged get hurt.
I know. Kids, women escaping bad marriages, gays, ethnics, all them driven to the edge of despair we can live with. BUT NOT A TV IDENTITY!
“When hate-filled cyber bullies drove TV identity [C] Dawson to the edge of despair we declared ‘enough is enough’.” http://t.co/eTQ3wNum
I go commit journalism now.
Third RT: Blog post: “Guardian Australia not the droid you’re looking for” http://t.co/8eUdlxIF
Blog post: “Sydney Harbour ‘giant gambling den’ bullshit reportage” re @TheGlobalMail http://t.co/foL5zkjS
While I’m busy reading and then writing things about how the Prime Minister has ended cyberbullying, here’s two thing for you to read…
Thu plan: Write for @crikey_news; chemical warfare (not done yesterday); lunch (Leichhardt); remove corpses; planning, comms; evening TBA.
@semiboganman @snare Oh I’m reminiscing about Stilgherrian Live episode 53, The John Della Bosca Couch of Love Edition. http://t.co/rBDrnisl
I was made for loving you, baby. You were made for loving me. And I can’t get enough of you, baby. Can you get enough of me?
sophistifunk Paying someone in China to do your work: scam
Paying someone in China to do the work of 1000 people: Million dollar stock bonus
RT @TaraMacca @SnarkyPlatypus Pfffft jamming cafés with prams all day long doesn’t seem like a winning format. We LIVE their ‘reality’ daily
Janey_uk Lots of smug vegetarians in my timeline. You wait, one day you’ll find a berlotti bean in the cannellini can and the country will go MENTAL.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Pondering “The Real Housewives of Balmain” [That’s a format we can work up, certainly.]
Oh yes, that really was “The John Della Bosca Couch of Love Episode”. Ah, the memories…!
RT @glengyron: switch on a web cam and we got a reality tv show. [But I used to do that before. http://t.co/rBDrnisl Remember?]
Does anyone want me to do anything practical today? Or should I just continue huffing insect spray and complaining on Twitter?
@jeffsonstein @sgalineau @tabatkins Thank God! I didn’t know how western culture would have survived without CSS gradients. Hosannah!
BenDudley88 Just had a Tesco delivery. Driver told me people had been telling him horse jokes since 10am. These are the real victims here. #prayforTesco
RT @ksablan: Editors explain how editing is different than reporting and writing bit.ly/13E63LE [“Different from”, you mean.]
Well, @SnarkyPlatypus, the first edition of The Grauniad Down Under has already appeared, and it’s just as we feared. http://t.co/7yz0lyIq
@SnarkyPlatypus Non non non, vous pensez à Bangkok. http://t.co/tum04Ws6 http://t.co/buhdD8AA
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je célèbre la Vie de l’Empereur en jetant des journalistes dans la mer. Et vous?
New blog post: “Sydney Harbour ‘giant gambling den’ bullshit reportage” re @TheGlobalMail http://t.co/foL5zkjS
Second RT: Blog post: “Guardian Australia not the droid you’re looking for” http://t.co/8eUdlxIF
Happy Joshmas, everyone, celebrating the life and work of Joshua Abraham Norton! http://t.co/iQgYv3iK
“Can I visit you this afternoon?”
RT @morethangrass “An 8-mm barnacle can extend its penis 50 mm to visit a neighbor.” http://t.co/e7oT4Sim [“Visit”, eh?]
IT IS THURSDAY NOW OK YOU CAN START.