Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 3rd, 2013

Pollytics A Storify Tax. You know it’s needed

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From now on, the codeword is VAST BULK.

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dannolan look I assume most of you spend your work days copying text from one microsoft word document into another and change the formatting

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Meanwhile, in Adelaide, vastly more important matters are on the agenda… yoursay.adelaidecitycouncil.com/queen-victoria… HT @KeithConlon

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@SnarkyPlatypus @timfdavis Oh just great! A second generation of vapid populist politics! [Loads second magazine.]

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@timfdavis @SnarkyPlatypus Who’s Alex and can we spray some chemicals on him?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @franksting Well a twibbon would require someone to do some actual fucking work.

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RT @timfdavis: the lame will walk again, if they cross it; hungry children fed [The word “lame” certainly belongs in there somewhere…]

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Apparently inner-urban street decorations are a human rights issue now. FFS.

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FuckingMorgan So many of our battlers, scraping by on a quarter mill a year, die alone. Face down in a small mountain of pure cocaine

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MattCowgill Here’s a handy cut-out-and-keep guide for any Daily Tele journalists on here: pic.twitter.com/ReGlQf3n7S

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@scotartt What’s interesting there, as a neutral observation, is that three days makes something “stale” and the word “resort”.

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@scotartt Your life must be an endless series of days, empty of joy. I pity you.

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“The USNS Harland Sanders is one of the strangest stories of the Vietnam War.” adventures-of-the-blackgang.tumblr.com/post/468222338… 25.media.tumblr.com/947d9f531b88ba…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I always thought Tripadvisor was a branch of the Onion.

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Wed plan: A day of reading and research, primarily; re-mapping April schedule in light of emails; early night, with luck.

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I just realised that I forgot to do a daily plan tweet this morning. Well here it is…

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@engochick I would never say “cloud” on the radio, no.

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The person at the other end of this negotiation just messaged me: “C***s aplenty!” But without the asterisks. Welcome to my world.

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Negotiating appropriate usage of the c-word on national radio.

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@giz_au Twitter is a newsletter. I have decided this. Just now. You will agree with me or it’s the p-Mars option for you!

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@giz_au Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Oh. I already do.

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Think about it, @giz_au. Former penal colony Australian now one of the richest nations on Earth. Proven formula for success! Go Mars!

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RT @giz_au: Would You Accept A One-Way Trip To A Colony On Mars? - bit.ly/16uqj3B [Why give the bastards any choice in the matter?]

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RT @shanghaiist: Photos: Naked woman chases naked man carrying a sex doll through Beijing shst.me/5um fb.me/2u8yBoRFU

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“If only there was a picture of one of these butchers fondling his meat.” Oh. There is. apiln.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/meaty-…

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“Are you a North Shore housewife? Are you meant to be ‘living the dream’?” sourcebottle.com/query.asp?iid=…

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This solipsistic cult of “It’s YOUR fault that I CAN’T HAVE IT NOW so YOU’RE WRONG and I’M THE FUTURE” is really starting to shit me.

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Oh FFS who started calling it “audience-driven distribution”? You fucking wankers!

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RT @farrhak: It should have read: “…rain in your cloud”. Missed opportunity. [That’s extenuating circumstances for arson, that is.]

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RT @bengrubb: My Google authorship is taking a bit of time to kick in. How long is it meant to take? [How many did you take?]

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@RealNickHodge What you say is true, always and forever.

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I am bitterly disappointed that it doesn’t say “embrace” in there somewhere. It can’t be any good if we’re not being asked to embrace it.

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That thing about reining-in your clouds also wants to orchestrate them. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. WHICH CLICHÉD METAPHOR IS IT TO BE?

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Meanwhile, “Hallo, as reqeusted I give you inovices issued to you per jan. (Microsoft Internet Explorer). Regards JONIE HILLS”

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“Get your piece of the pie NOW!’ But only, presumably, if your clouds have been reined in.

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“Today and you can share with them the secrets of each day, they are always happy to foreigners. Do not miss this chance to all for free!”

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“For almost all of my neighbors have already were getting married Ukrainian on girls, you do not how much they imagine spoiled =)”

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“Simpotichnye Russian women do not know with whom to communicate with aliens!” says the next, so at least that’s clear.

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“Time to rein in your cloud,” says the first email I read this afternoon. Pathetic. Needs more metaphors. (And what does it even mean?)

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