Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 14th, 2013

chrisberg people who say ipa staffers are the faceless men of the liberal party then criticise us for being on tv too much

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“In 2006, it was estimated that the average adult Korean (older than 20) had consumed 90 bottles of soju during that year.”

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RT @sylmobile: Websites should have opening hours. [This website is open 8am to 4.30pm weekdays.”]

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@izevaka @RealNickHodge Isn’t that basically the entire premise of “Deal or No Deal”?

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Thank you, @RealNickHodge. Clearly this image makes the most sense. 2.bp.blogspot.com/-5OyGxjK91Ik/U…

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@paul_maley @camstewarttheoz @Andrew_Zammit “Confirms fears”, I note, not “confirms risk”. Eff off, Mr Carr, I can do my own emotions.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: A bunch of hipsters emerge from a van labelled ‘Opendoor Korean Cultural Society’. [I know this riddle: “a candle”.]

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Personally, I think the blame goes all the way back to the soju.

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OH: “Eighteen pigs for a wedding? That’s ridiculous! You don’t need that many pigs.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus You say this even after seeing what was featured om @charltonbrooker’s “Weekly Wipe”?

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SafeWOTD “UNDERCARRIAGE”

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@BlogsofWar Um, to rein in something you pull it, not push. ;)

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How the ambience of a pleasant late Sunday lunch can potentially be ruined by explosive diarrhoea? That. And now Instagram’s not working.

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RT @engin_eer Porn. Excel. All the same thing. “Yeah, bend over that pivot table.” “Can you handle my big data?” etc etc [So, so wrong.]

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More people would go to the gym if they served pizza and beer. Duh.

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@robin_her @GreenJ Your error there is that Excel does not have a social purpose.

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Mobile: Walk dirt track to Railway Pde; get into a car; be driven either to (a) lunch or (b) a secluded murder location. I’m hoping for (a).

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That’s one of those word puzzles, right @agora101? “Changing one letter at a time, turn GANTT into DEVIL”?

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Just as an aside, I had Excel open too. But I also had some porn on, so it cancels out. Porn is the only thing strong enough to do that.

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“You’ve been invited to add this photo to the group ‘urinals’.” There, in summary, is my entire life.

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@cheshireb The existence of one factor does not prohibit the existence of other factors. That’s called Science. I recommend it.

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I have addressed your question in a previous tweet.

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RT @cheshireb: @stilgherrian do I get a pass for libreoffice? [No.] Why do you hate students!!!!!11111 [Dud roots. Enthusiasm != skill.]

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Yeah that’s brought a few people out of the woodwork.

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Pro Tip: If you have Microsoft Excel open on a Sunday, your life is worthless.

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New blog post: “Talking NBN on FBi Radio’s Backchat” (15min audio) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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RT @IanWoolf: I just cut/past “cloud” with “mainframe” to revive the BigBrother warnings of the 70’s. [And “iPad” with “VT100”.]

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Sun plan: Blog post; brunch; re-plan rest of April; more blog posts; a little shopping; a little socialising, perhaps; evening TBA.

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RT @skwashd: @stilgherrian @jclacherty Laptop as a Service already exists, it’s called a Chromebook. [Tru dat.]

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RT @jclacherty: You should virtualise your laptop in the cloud. Laptop as a service (LaaS). [YOU ARE SPEAKING IN TONGUES!]

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@nicilind @ABCNSW @abcnewsNSW I know, it’s all downhill from here. Also, I think that plugging a toddler might be a bit too wrong.

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I must be coming down with a mental illness. Yesterday I even considered virtualising my server. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ATOMS, FFS!

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FFS what is even happening to me today? I’m putting actual important information into the so-called “cloud”. It’s just unnatural.

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RT @ABCNSW: RT @abcnewsNSW: Man speeding with toddler and amphetamines bit.ly/1127yC6 [Kiddie was snorted, injected or plugged?]

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Maybe we need a new TLA. GFG. Gagging for Googleprobing.

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I can now honestly say that I have no fucking idea what I am doing.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: You’re Gagging For It, obviously. [No, that’s all been dealt with.]

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@jodiem Oh if I’m being told to “Get fucked, idiot!” then my whole relationship with this person has just changed.

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Ticking a checkbox which allows Google to insert an extra probe right up there.

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Someone just told me “GFI”, and I’m not sure which meaning to choose. urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

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@paulkidd @stufromoz And I appreciate you reiterating those questions. It’ll be good to write without deadline pressure.

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@paulkidd @stufromoz Focus of my post is my reflections on the reactions to NBN policy, and my writing on same. Sunday joy!

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@paulkidd Ah, well that hits the “need” versus “want”, and the question of how much of the cost a government should cover.

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@paulkidd @stufromoz I’m blogging about all this later today, actually, at my own place, so watch out for that.

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@paulkidd @stufromoz The “Vectored DSL” is one of a suite of tools to squeeze more life out of copper, so think cost versus time…

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@paulkidd @stufromoz Define what you mean by “technically OK”. All these technologies work, and their limitations are known…

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@paulkidd @stufromoz @SnarkyPlatypus I certainly agree with @TurnbullMalcolm than “technically better” is not the only factor to consider.

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@stufromoz @paulkidd Fuck off. :P I did not “approve” of anything. I just noted (potentially) quality tactics of the initial launch.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Tout est fait avec des statistiques. Le tabagisme est sur ​​la viande. (Voir ce que j’ai fait là-bas?)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Monsieur, ma viande, comme un gentleman urbain pourrait-on dire, est toujours fumer*! [* En anglais, “smokin’”.]

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@CuppaReality @RNBBing Oh the old bullshit “the ABC is biased” trope? Bah! It was a solid and balanced historical retrospective.

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@Andrew_Zammit @RNBBing Agreed, but I did have “thatcher” and maggie” in my Twitter mute list to avoid unwanted Thatcherderp.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui, nous sommes tous des dames de fer. Je suis durcissement en réponse. Et vous?

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@eBleeter I’ve seen the Canon DLSR / Zoom H4n combo used in the field. The operator seemed very happy with it.

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Today’s ABC @RNBBing is a doco on Margaret Thather’s Britain first broadcast 23 years ago. It’s brilliant. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@eBleeter Oh, and one final tip. Sound Devices at Parramatta has the Zoom H4n for $335 so there’s the price to beat.

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@eBleeter Maybe there is, but I had to replace my broken H4n same-day, and couldn’t be arsed researching or learning a new device.

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@eBleeter The Zoom H4n is indeed what I use for field recording. There’s not a lot that’s niftier, when you look at the full feature set.

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Sun plan, draft, unordered: Re-plan rest of April; 3 x blog posts; shopping; a little socialising; tidy up certain loose ends; early night.

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Hello.. It is Sunday. And I have my internet bandwidths back. I feel almost normal.

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