Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

April 15th, 2013

OH: “What even was that? A mixed couple with bad hair and stereotypes.”

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OH, tanned bloke to dinner date: “Look I said I’d come down from Noosa and spend some time with you. Would I do that just for myself?”

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Oh Jesus wept, now @senatormilne has gone Rainbowtard.

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expectproblems OH: “Portuguese is Spanish for lazy people.”

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I think at this point we really need to make an outrageously broad generalisation without any supporting data whatsoever.

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franksting Isn’t golf awesome?

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In the location, waiting.

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What’s not funny about a DMCA takedown the notice?

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En route from my final meeting of the day to something that may or may not be a pub.

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@garystark I see what you did there. Don’t do it again.

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@joannejacobs Ah alas the time was already allocated to freshening up etc. It’s how one survives a long day.

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Discovering that the laundry didn’t pair these socks, but bundled three together. Look, I do OK, but I’m not David Tennant.

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Walking through the Sydney CBD between meetings. Sweating.

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I would never allow other people to interfere with my tea caddy.

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Some bastard has passed the petit fours in the wrong direction. This is a living hell.

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He has acknowledged this fact.

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Len Rust just told me to shoosh. Yeah like that’s gonna fuckin’ work.

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Pro Tip: The best way to complain about a snide remark on Twitter (admittedly a rare thing) is to make a snide remark on Twitter.

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Hipsterfag youths’ daily selfie Instagrams of their latest outfit or hairdo and an emotionally tortured expression.

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That reminds me, @EnsignR, I was going to base a piece on the Rainbowtard arsehattery I heard on th the radio the other day. Thank you.

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Indeed, @EnsignR , it’s not as if taking down the tree after Christmas is an “insult to Christianity”…

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Adding all the DIY Rainbowtards to The List. You know what list I mean.

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@Davidramli I think @joshgnosis, in fact all of us, should write more stories about things we didn’t do because we forgot or can’t be arsed.

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Thanks to @TheDanAnimal, the “Children and hallucinogens: the future of discipline” t-shirt is now available. redbubble.com/people/dananim…

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bernietb I suppose the ping pong ball scene would be most impressive being performed by a hobbit. Ratios, etc.

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bernietb The moving story of a group of Hobbit drag queens trying to make it big touring country New Zealand in mini bus. Or something.

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How very dare you, @BernardKeane! Women have the right to be recognised as being just as stupid as men.

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@bernietb Well, just look at how the Imperial Hotel still riding on the Priscilla fame bus. Then add Hobbits.

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@BelvoirSt @thetowncrier OK well I’ll just crawl back into my hole now.

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@thetowncrier @BelvoirSt You’re phoning a theatre before midday? On a Monday? Do you even know what happens in a theatre?

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@scottcarson1957 @mpesce Both my brain and Google’s are failing me with that one. I am sulking.

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BuzzFeedAndrew Well played New York Post. pic.twitter.com/40aTC4Hp0E

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So @R_Chirgwin reckons the Coalition’s NBN plan is missing a few billion in opex costs for the copper network. theregister.co.uk/2013/04/14/coa…

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chrisberg the adam scott memorial high speed rail

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garthk Children and Hallucinogens: the Future of Discipline. WTF-with-a-drawn-out-faaark. Well spotted, @KimeCurran! pic.twitter.com/nTlaqPCN8V

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RT @snerdish: ah, goldentops part of your complete breakfast [This is an admirable view.]

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@snerdish The entire sky turns into a kaleidoscope of colours, and the earth shudders and warms. Tho that might just be the ‘shrooms.

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dobes This win is a disaster for Julia

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jeamland “Will it blend?” is for pansies: pipeline.corante.com/archives/2013/…

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RT @mpesce: Do you see any four-dimensional Tralfamadorians about? [Now I know that’s a trick question…]

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RT @mpesce: This is not Tralfamador [Are you sure about this? Let’s not rush to conclusions!]

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NathanaelB Yeah, not so impressed @ANZ_AU … why don’t you just tell the whole worldtwitpic.com/cjfe9sOG

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There’s a “housing bubble”? So, like in the final act of “Slaughterhouse-Five”?

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@leslienassar Sinister and completely systematic. It’s the family dog after that, though not for killing you understand.

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@leslienassar Huh? You’ve forgotten already that the Gay Agenda is based, essentially, on the sacrifice of young children?

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New blog post (late): “Weekly Wrap 149: Multiple dominations, with spiders” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/14…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: You’ve seen The Wicker Man? [Yes, and this is Faulconbridge. Whatever is your point?]

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TumblrTXT This post is ALL of my Hitler feels. This is so perfect.

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At Faulconbridge station, a group of about 30 older people is standing on the platform in a big circle, applauding.

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@joshgnosis Overall I think it’d be fair to say that clothing didn’t feature strongly in this show.

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@joshgnosis Yeah I’ve seen that show too, in Silom in Bangkok late one night.

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@charley047 @JumbleCashback @johnthelutheran Wow, you’re arcing up aggression in response to that? I don’t think I’m the one with a problem.

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So @shoerust @MorkaiAU, you two need to talk.

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RT @corduroy: @stilgherrian can you live-tweet shaving from the inter-city toilet cubicle? [Sure, but I won’t be shaving those parts.]

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RT @R_Chirgwin There’s a hazard reduction burn at Lithgow. [And elsewhere? The valleys are full of smoke.]

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As we head west into Wentworth Falls, the smoke haze grows stronger.

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There’s a strong smell of smoke out here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ne vous inquiétez pas. Il faudra plusieurs jours pour que les astéroïdes arrivent.

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Mobile: Taxi to Wentworth Falls; pie; 0837 train to Sydney Central; train to Circular Quay; find somewhere to shave because running late.

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Dear Everyone Who Needed a Meeting with Me, I’ll be in Sydney tomorrow with a relatively open schedule. Please do the needful.

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Mon plan: 0600 call (done); 0837 train to Sydney; 1200 lunch briefing Circular Quay; gap; 1600 meeting; dinner (where?); collapse in Sydney.

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@charley047 @JumbleCashback @johnthelutheran “Not worth worry”, and yet you went out of your way to say that to a stranger. I see.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai décidé que le monde est étrange. Trop étrange et ennuyeux d’être autorisés à continuer. Et vous?

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Also, Dear Anonymous vs RCMP Instant Experts, your data has N=1 and your evidence is a single blog post by an art school graduate.

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RT @leslienassar: Wow, yeah, if only the police were more like Anonymous!

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RT @michaelneale: I sense the arsehattery will be strong this week [Only on the days that end in “y”.]

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Just be fucking careful what you wish for.

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… or the need to deal with all of the other reported crimes on their plate. But hey, today, this time, the masked strangers are heroes.

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… I’m sure a lot more crimes could be “solved” by vigilantes operating outside the law, due process, and custody of evidence needs …

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So there’s this story that Anonymous took 2 hours to “solve” a rape case the RCMP said had no evidence… policymic.com/articles/34491… HT @danlev

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RT @JumbleCashback: Bieber needs to issue a full Anne Frank apology. [So good, yet so wrong. HT @johnthelutheran]

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Interesting conference call was interesting.

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RT @christopherneal: As many as you like so long as they aren’t blocking you getting out of bed [Yeah that was my thinking too. Thanks.]

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So how many empty wine bottles are allowed to accumulate either side of your bed before it’s considered a bad sign?

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Attempting to make intercontinental contact.

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Mon plan, draft: 0600 call; 0837 train to Sydney; 1200 lunch briefing; gap; 1600 meeting; dinner (where?); train to Wentworth Falls (erk).

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Ermph. Which arsehat scheduled a call for 0600? Oh. Me. What is wrong with me?

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