Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 19th, 2013

It’s going to be a long, long night on the internet tonight…

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@bigmac Thank you. Everybody’s third cousin’s best friend’s sister’s left kidney is a “web designer”.

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Those SeaSprite helicopters Australia bought that didn’t fly? Now NZ is having a go. nosint.blogspot.com.au/2013/04/nz-buy… HT @BlogsofWar

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semibogan I think an @stilgherrian ebook would consist of 150 pages of him telling us we’re stupid, with a foreword by @Horse_ebooks

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@jplonie @johnthelutheran That’s a shell command, “make ibook”?

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@einspruch @johnthelutheran Ah, you mean like the 3D software box that MUST illustrate software available only by download?

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Harmless party drug.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “WordPress attack highlights 30 million targets” zdnet.com/wordpress-atta…

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johnthelutheran @stilgherrian 1. Copy and paste your last twelve months’ blog posts into a Word doc. 2. Upload to Amazon. 3. You’re an eBook author!

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“Welcome to the Coalition’s NBN argument clinic”, writes @zyzzyvamedia, clearly in better form than me today. zdnet.com/welcome-to-the…

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I will continue to be a complete failure until I release an eBook.

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@dobes I could email you a selection of expletives and libellous metaphors, should you be short a few?

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@dobes Oh. I said that someone “had form” and called some people “these people”. I don’t have the energy to be shoutier.

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@dobes The headline is depressingly non-assclown and non-difficuly, even usable. [What are you implying?] Alas, contains zero alliteration.

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Well, I’ve sent a headline of sorts to @zdnetaustralia, so the challenge is for them to think of a better one. After 4pm on a Friday.

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Article filed, finally, for @zdnetaustralia, though I’m still trying to think of a headline.

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wolfcat Amazing video on Channel 9 news tonight at 6… or on the internet now if want to find the actual source they won’t bother crediting.

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Right. Ending on-goign speculation about where my tweets have been coming from, I’m settling down to write this thing.

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I’m getting dangerously close to writing something. Just as soon as I’ve had this soup… and gone to the bathroom again.

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umairh Don’t make me start talking about the economy again.

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willozap And then a witty hashtag that critiqued the Coalition was picked up by traditional media and Gillard was re-elected in a landslide

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@R_Chirgwin Suddenly realising who I can blame for this illness. Right.

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@R_Chirgwin Dull literalism will be the death of you. I don’t have a printer.

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So when you politicians have finished arguing over fibre termination points, can you come and fix my printer?

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Is this the story @Davidramli and @j_hutch that fails the Cameron Criteria? I can’t tell any more. afr.com/p/technology/n…

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j_hutch Yes Mr Cameron

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I see Doug Cameron has got his head around how the media works.

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joshgnosis Doug Cameron looking to get @Davidramli and @j_hutch to revise their story, it seems. Calling them out by name.

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BlogsofWar 4chan is also trying to get into the image analysis game. Unfortunately, most of the results look like this ow.ly/kd10C

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@nazzer I know, anyone would think you thought the was some sort of data network.

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I do wish @nazzer would stop asking questions relevant to building a network rather than just the political pissing contest.

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RT @expectproblems: How to do a game trailer correctly: LEVIATHAN: WARSHIPS pcauthority.com.au/Video/340397,p… [Agreed.]

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@paulyt_aus That remains my position, yes. I don’t see it as news. But I’m not going to spend the rest of the day talking about it either.

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dr_nic If I could do one thing for this world, I’d ban the world phablet. It would be my gift to all of you.

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@paulyt_aus Ah, that would be the fallacious argument from (personal) ignorance. rationalwiki.org/wiki/Argument_…

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So a politician’s staffer said something full of violent hyperbole? You’re shocked? Huh? Have you never spoken to one?

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Here’s the thingo that NBN Co gave to Parlo committee today. nbnco.com.au/assets/media-r… [PDF]

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RT @Serrels: Sometimes I think the urge to write words is part of a broader, ultimately damaging, psychological disorder. [I hear ya!]

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RT @jeffsonstein: @stilgherrian just don’t cough onto the Intertubez or we’ll all be infected [I’m just licking it down one side.]

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RT @Davidramli: Oakeshott asks Quigley what the biggest package has been so far. [Are we still talking NBN here?]

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“NBN Co rejects Coalition’s NBN pricing”, writes @joshgnosis on today’s fun. zdnet.com/au/nbn-co-reje…

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I really feel quite dreadful.

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So here’s why we should let “the internet” solve crimes. Obviously. Or not. thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/n… HT @Alegrya @Prohairetic

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Oh. Posse. I see. Do any of those subs know what a posse actually is?

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smurray38 George Soros. Richard Wilkins. You do the heavy lifting.

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I suppose that some time before lunchtime I should put forward my theory about the Boston bombings.

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I see posting other people’s tweets without attribution is more of a thing now.

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Today we are all human centipedes.

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“Is the New York Post Edited by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?” asks Gawker, finally justifying its existence. gawker.com/5994999/

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia (late from yesterday); stay warm; rearrange all the things; figure out how to make it your fault.

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“Right now and you can talk with them at any time, they are always happy to foreigners. Do not miss this chance to all for free!”

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“My neighbors are already familiar to were getting married moldavian women, you do not how much they imagine delicious))”

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“Sensual Belarusian women want to communicate with foreign people! Homemade Russian girls are ready to communicate with aliens =))!”

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