Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 22nd, 2013

OK, I’m turning off the internet now. I can hear a helicopter.

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@commuter_dirge I’m just not a fan of pizza, whereas I know what a rifle can do for me.

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NewtonMark Add WiFi and 24hr batteries. RT @stilgherrian: So I have to top teledildonics somehow…

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@ViciousPotato I’d never trade a gun for failed pizza.

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RT @commuter_dirge: Leave the gun. Take the calzone. [Are you sure that’s right?]

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expectproblems RT @RustedParadox OH: “I remember the first time I saw my parents having sex. I thought, oh my god I’m never going to this website again!”

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@leslienassar Look, you’ve got a baby strapped to you, so you’re hardly in a position to judge. “Position”. See what I did there?

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So I have to top teledildonics somehow…

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@marcfennell @ClaireRPorter I note that Fri 3 May is Discoflux and No Pants Day. So perfect.

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Pro Tip: Careful what you say or you end up on national radio with a mad woman.

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@marcfennell @ClaireRPorter Oh fuck. Also, congrats. So that’s not THIS Friday because not alcohol at all but NEXT Friday?

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@ClaireRPorter No-one uses Tumblr. It’s a media myth. Like Twitter and Grindr.

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Phishing from PayPal@iwebsupport.ts_41.com.au? These guys aren’t even trying any more.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: How many series of ‘Silent Witness’ are they going to make? [As many as needed until the Silent Witness SsTFU.]

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@NewtonMark I suspect the lesson has been learned. I daresay I’ll find out in the next 24 hours.

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Oh yeah. Click Frenzy. Remember what happened last time. zdnet.com/password-expos…

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OH: “This was before TV, so we used to play Old Maid and Donkey.” “Do you mean the card games, or is that a euphemism?’

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The hunt for alligators currently on TV is being compared with crabbing in Swansea, Victoria, at Christmas and prawning on the Hawkesbury.

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@johnthelutheran What are you talking about? This is a FRONT BAR and it’s after 8pm on a Monday. Only truth is told.

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I am being “reliably informed” that Linda Ronstadt was a dud root.

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SnarkyPlatypus Creeping sangria!

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LisaJoHudson There are thick people & there are EDL members. So keen on British history they think Brighton Pavillion is a mosque twitpic.com/cl0600

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GreenJ will someone put a tony abbott boat billboard tumblr together? i wonder.

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unsungsongs The outpouring for Chrissie Amphlett has me imagining many people i would prefer not to have thought about singing along to “i touch myself”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, that’s one of the captions in that promo. They should all be ashamed of themselves.

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Just noticing how many empty cartridge cases there are in that photo. You should probably ignore that.

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@0x1C Just consider it a Tribute Duck. And yeah I’ll claim “liberal hippy nonsense” or 5.56mm as required. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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Thank God, “COPS” is back on. Something sensible.

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Why is MasterChef captioning an Australian contestant as a “cattle rancher”? (Probably the least offensive crap in that promo.)

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian Kielbasa! [This is like the most sensible thing you’ve ever said to me ever. Are you ill?]

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harleyd Actual feedback I received about the ANZAC Day March this week: “The title of your Anzac day page says March, but Anzac day is in April.”

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Barman: “The specials tonight are kransky…” Me: “Yes.” Barman: “… with…” Me: “I said ‘Yes’.”

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I suppose I should see what else is hidden in that duck.

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@0x1C @ss2342 Well, obviously. Der. Also, that’s very pink.

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“Prime Minister is in Melbourne tonight and will address the Australian Davos Connection’s Future Summit,” the poor woman. :/

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@ClaireRPorter Oh, I suppose we could SOMEHOW organise our lives without @marcfennell. I’ll have my people call your people.

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Put the duck down, @0x1C, and step away from the transceiver.

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Today Tonight is being a bit special right now. An Australian Muslim cleric, like the Boston bombing suspect, thinks Harry Potter…

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@ClaireRPorter Yeah well @marcfennell has got a new TV show now, we’re just little people.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: It’s gonna be a SMEGtastic election campaign. [BRING. IT. ON.]

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@karalee_ “One in four Coalition MPs can re-woprd a sentence.” Yeah, works for me.

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Oh dear, @karalee_, when I saw a couple together it was amusing, but a swathe of them all parroting the gives lines?

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karalee Wonder if Libs are including suggested Tweets to MPs as part of the weekly media wrap? Ht @sspencer_63 pic.twitter.com/03J64k9F1r

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DavidParis Of all of the reconfigured Liberal signs today, this one may be the best/worst i.imgur.com/DQnuviv.gif

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@ClaireRPorter It’s true. We should get @marcfennell to schedule us together followed by a 9-hour lunch.

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sspencer_63 Did someone say “unscripted”? (via @bazarazzi) pic.twitter.com/fj6QErnMGO

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@ClaireRPorter Oh that is so very, very wrong. And I thought you were a respectable gell.

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Since when has the CEO of Qantas been a turtle? How did this happen?

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OH: “… and then he woke up in front of the computer with a kebab in his hand.”

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@mpesce So what do I do with this bit ly thing? Do I need to call someone?

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The Simpsons being on @channelten has caused the front bar regulars to switch to @7NewsSydney. Something about mullet-fishing.

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@NewtonMark You should get him to have a go at “This is your Captain speaking…”

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@ProfMESmith We’ve come a long way since the Rainbow Codes…

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Does the Prime Minister have grey roots? Scroll back, @TenNewsSydney, I think she’s not a natural ranga. But how can we be sure…?

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Television is so confusing. :(

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Why does this Tim weather person have to SHOUT all the time, @TenNewsSydney? Is he ill? Does his family know? Should I send flowers?

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If I understand the grammar of these @TenNewsSydney jump cuts correctly, the Princess’ pregnancy is causing delays on the M5.

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As every day goes by, Prince Harry looks more and more like a failed merchant banker seeking an easy way out.

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So @TenNewsSydney having a super on their Amphlett story reading “The Voice”… crass? Y/N

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Oh dear, I seem to have opened the floodgates.

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Before this night is out I’m going to be seriously sick of bad masturbation references.

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Mobile: Walk dirt track then Railway Pde to Wentworth Falls; pharmacy; shop; pub for knock-off drink (perhaps) and dinner (perhaps).

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Bondles This changes EVERYTHING RT @JMNuch23: Someone tell me why Christopher Walken is the same person as Scarlet Johanssen? pic.twitter.com/5i9Lfc3Kp4

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@kentb I imagine it’d be a full time job as it is.

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Information security explained by xkcd. xkcd.com/1200/

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Photoshop is the decline of Western civilisation. [So the abortion, drugs, sodomy and reality TV are still OK?]

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For some reason I find that sentence to be rather wonderful.

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“Presently we are stalled by the requirement to install a $2,000.00 Tacagraph and Aboriginal Consent.”

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@marshontap Yes I find it disturbing that we both went for the hit on local government elections.

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I want to record a podcast interview with her now.

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So there’s also this, concerning boomerangs and affordable fertiliser. google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j…

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I was going to discount that letter as a fake, but I think we have a real, live actual human being involved in here somehow.

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I suspect it’s the same J Schyveschuurder who scored 79 votes in the Dubbo local council elections. elections.nsw.gov.au/__data/assets/…

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I’m sure Dubbo is just over-run with people named “J Schyveschuurder”.

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I wonder if Dubbo letter-writer J Schyveschuurder is Josephine Schyveschuurder, co-author of the poems “G’day”? catalogue.nla.gov.au/Search/Home?lo…

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joshgnosis Laser beams! RT @marshontap: As Australia digital economy community meets in Dubbo, here’s a reader’s letter dailyliberal.com.au/story/1448085/…

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noboredghosts athiests: we get it. you don’t believe in god. we don’t care. you’re worse than vegans

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millsjenjen Abbott’s given me an idea. RACE HATE WEATHER WARNINGS ! pic.twitter.com/dTEHxyhMBH

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Back in Nov 2012 @danielflitton explained why @TonyAbbottMHR’s use of “illegal” is BS. smh.com.au/opinion/politi…

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Oh! Last week’s Maritime Monday was all Prussian. Lovely. gcaptain.com/maritime-monda…

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How soon their excitement turns to disappointment.

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RT @boltcomments: I AM TOTALLY SICK OF BEING DOMINATED BY MINORITIES [I’m not. Oh wait.]

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San Jose. Three weeks from today.

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@robcorr Yes, there’s a new UK law about cookies. I dunno the details.

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RT @charispalmer: iPad addiction. It’s a thing apparently. [So’s arsehattery and brain damage.]

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@paulkidd Yes, I was about to make an observation along those lines.

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Oh dear @paulkidd just did a very bad thing.

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RT @chrisbrownie: Sooo uhh. This just happened: yfrog.com/gy5ebap [That’s just terrible.]

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@mpesce @neerav A cylinder of nitrous would’ve been far cheaper.

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I thought “The Thick of It” would’ve taught politicians to never stand in front of billboards. Just how stupid are they?

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RT @BlogsofWar: Daft Punk has nothing to worry about - RT @NorthKoreaDPRK: North Koreans Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble youtu.be/4s2To908KxQ?a

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@dobes @mtats So this is going to be such a good meme…

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paulmckeon I wonder if I tweet ‘Business Coach’ three times will one appear out of smoke and follow me
Business Coach. Business Coach. Business Coach.

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RT @dobes: Get to it internet RT @mtats: here is an embarrassingly bad blank, for satirical purposes i.imgur.com/cDyrva9.jpg [Even better!]

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PointZeroOne So I blame this illegal boats poster on @BernardKeane pretty sure he was saying twitter was a bit flat and needed some outrage today.

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Every time a site has some in the URL, I delete it before I tweet the link because, you know, fuck right off.

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“They are sheep. Baaah. Here is a picture of some sheep.” Thank you, @mumbletwits blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/mumble/index.p…

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RT @_Tors: Is there a creepier expression than “loved up”? [Working on it. Stand by.]

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SnarkyPlatypus Sheesh, I thought Amanda Palmer writing a poem to the Boston bombing suspect was an Onion piece.

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“… It’s called the Shirky Principle.” pandodaily.com/2013/04/20/don… Reference kk.org/thetechnium/ar…

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“There’s actually a name for institutions — media pundits, say — trying to preserve the problem to which they are the solution…”

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All these media releases from the police keep talking about “malicious wounding” like it’s a bad thing.

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airzae A HUG IS A PRISON MADE OF SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU

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What fascinating and scary about the blame-the-Czechs is the deep racism in so many of them. Shock that “white people” commit crimes.

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@sarix1 You saw the statement from the Czech ambassador to the US? mzv.cz/washington/en/…

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Serrels You blow your nose. You know a bogey came out, but where? It’s not in the tissue. It could be anywhere. On your jumper? on your face? Panic.

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“The Definitive ‘People Who Thought Chechnya was the Czech Republic’ Collection” publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/485476758… HT too many to list.

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RT @jasonlangenauer: In the Straits Times today, @stilgherrian, they’re advertising CyberHair. pic.twitter.com/kWKCknIS55 [Yes! Ping @gattaca!]

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In the future, business will be done by holding a yellow square in front of one eye. optusvision.com.au/optusvision201…

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@dobes Ah no, I think you’re confusing an app with “still breathing”.

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What’s an “app”? Is it a sausage of some kind? Because if so, I want one.

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angusgmelb Ugh, people eating McDonalds on the tram brings out my inner Lee Kwan Yew.

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@darrenmackay @Idealaw Yes, the first cybercrime code was 1986 or so, from memory. All revised early 2000s. Access without authority is key.

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@mpesce … then then ice, and then gin! WIN!

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@Matt_Phipps @Idealaw I believe the full sentence is: “But it’s more fun that way, Your Honour.”

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@mpesce If you had a lawn I would so stand on it right now.

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Screaming as a Service.

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jakelodwick Don’t bother with those new Dyson urinals. They don’t work – piss EVERYWHEREpic.twitter.com/kB8KbPJUBfBf

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Yeah not so much biting my tongue now.

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OF COURSE INTENT IS IN THERE IT’S AN AMENDMENT TO THE FUCKING CRIMINAL CODE FFS YOU TWAT.

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In general, it’s best to work with “cyber law” as it’s written and interpreted in cases, not as you imagine it or wish it to be. @Idealaw ;)

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@Matt_Phipps @SisterMorphine @Idealaw @thomasbeagle From memory there’s case law. No, leaving-open is not implied authorisation.

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@PointZeroOne @Idealaw “Hacking” has no legal meaning. It’s slang, and fast-evolving slang at that. Is this act a crime? Yes, absolutely.

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@SisterMorphine @Idealaw More and more I am coming to like your thinking.

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@Idealaw There’s two usages here. Is it hacking = a Bad Thing Involving Computers? Yes, but poor usage. Is it hacking = skill? Not at all.

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@Idealaw Though I reckon @SisterMorphine’s got it right. Sometimes the old methods are the best.

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@Idealaw It’s no more”hacking” than walking through an open door is a break-in, but it’s cf illegal entry, and covered by cybercrime law.

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I don’t see why there’s all this resistance to me becoming a cardinal.

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@bernietb They’re not well-known, no, but the AIC does excellent work. Their research is well worth reading for anti-jernalisms.

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@RatbagsDotCom @kcarruthers Yes, some “clients” forget the providing a service doesn’t mean always-on instapuppetry.

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Oh cute. Cold-call scammers claiming to be from the Australian Institute of Criminology, offering to “help”. aic.gov.au/media/2013/apr…

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RT @kcarruthers: voicemail just creates an unrealistic expectation that one will actually listen to the message [My thinking exactly.]

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Listening back to voicemails from Friday. As I expected, none of them mean anything now. And people get so worked up over voicemail.

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RT @oberonsghost: This train smell like horse pee… [This planet smells like horse pee…]

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RT @NewtonMark: Gillard should force coalition leadership instability by nominating Tony Abbott as GG. :) [Hah! Now that’s glorious!]

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Dear People Who’ve Emailed Me, I will be trying to clear the comms backlog this morning, but no promises. You are many.

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Mon plan, draft: Clear the depressingly large comms backlog; associated planning; lunch (where?); writing something for money; evening TBA.

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@engin_eer Possibly you’re over-thinking this…

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gnat Courteous fascism at Albany Senior High pic.twitter.com/PdC39MHQ67

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je suppose que le temps torride — dix-sept degrés! — faire le pantalon un vêtement optionnel.

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Remarkably, I’m an hour into the day without explosive diarrhoea. This is not political commentary, though I’ve yet to read the news.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis confronté à la semaine avec une certaine appréhension et un pantalon. Et vous?

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@dgolumbia @stopthecyborgs Indeed, if Cerf said what I said then that’d certainly be news!

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Having my words attributed to Vint Cerf isn’t so bad, though I suspect he wouldn’t be so pleased.

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@dgolumbia @stopthecyborgs Erm, not exactly. It wasn’t Cerf saying the attitude to online identity was backwards, it was me saying his was.

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