Ah, and now I get copied on all the tweets from people wanting to screech at @TurnbullMalcolm. I should be paid extra for this.
I get the feeling that @TurnbullMalcolm letting his passion flow has made this NBN post one of his more powerful. http://t.co/fYCD6HslPO
@dobes “Loose” is the theme for the day.
Here’s @TurnbullMalcolm’s response to that site with the NBN speed comparisons on it. http://t.co/fYCD6HslPO
And here’s 47 photos of rail travel around the world, including the Cosmic Underground art train in Riga, Latvia. http://t.co/RJ6MVZb4vs
@missayme @missayme The “ridiculously complex” comment kinda supports my point. The vast majority of work doesn’t need that.
The cross-border marijuana cannon is rather special. http://t.co/xm5CcydQOQ
Photographs of the border between The America and its BFF Mexico. http://t.co/3amxxmz8Xk
JuliusFlywheel @Idealaw and every website had a made with Sausage Software tag icon?
Idealaw Do you remember the days when every website was a ‘portal’? On the ‘global information superhighway’?
@ThomBus Oh now THAT is scenario I could support!
@missayme Hah! Someone with 10y experience being better than a n00b, sure, but 10+ years to get “any degree of competency”? I call bullshit.
And… there goes the electricity at @bunjaree.
RT @Stacey0: Yeah, that’s what Quark thought. [Ah yeah, fair point.]
The whole relationship between the design industry and Adobe really is a Stockholm Syndrome thing, isn’t it. Monkeys only know one toolset.
aaronkearneyaus That guy said something bad on Twitter, but it is fine because his profile says he does not represent his company - said no one, ever.
gimpolice A city fan has been arrested after singing “Gary Neville is a wanker, is a wanker” for 4 hours straight outside the ex footballers home.
Starting to read @kashhill’s series “Living On Bitcoin For A Week”, which began 1 May. http://t.co/56f3D3oNWl
RT @SBSNews: Holden unveils $153 million loss bit.ly/11htk9k [Losses are “unveiled” now? Sounds fancy!]
RT @awelder: @stilgherrian @vicsig PT is greater than what? [Greater than nothing, apparently. Or possibly greater than a folding door.]
@NickEvershed @HacksHackersSYD Thanks very much for the heads-up. Alas (well, not that alas), I am in The America next week.
RT @vicsig: Yarra Trams Z3.229 the first tram in the PTV livery. pic.twitter.com/lTK9b6FMda [The “V” needs fixing, it’s very crooked.]
I’m thoroughly enjoying @scottcarson1957’s continuing series of Cold War memorabilia tweets right now.
RT @jeamland: I need a plugin that replaces any “Read More Comments†link/button with a “Kill Yourself†button.
RT @scottcarson1957: Russian & Manchurian Strategic Urban Areas - 1945: pic.twitter.com/4S32b38af7 [The graphic style is very much of its time.]
Do you know who uses phrases like “best-of-breed solution”? Fucktards, that’s who.
@scottcarson1957 Indeed. KIds are a lot more robust than the whole “they are fragile must protect them” brigade are on about.
So @ApostrophePong, remember this? goo.gl/maps/LvbX5
@scottcarson1957 Principal’s son at this tiny rural school is RAAF F/A-18 pilot. Does a show for ‘em when passing by. goo.gl/maps/6L01E
Colvinius Contextless, this is tweet of the day: RT @_struct: Note: I did not try to put my crotch in a Dyson Airblade.
@scottcarson1957 Ah, those goddam “liberal issues” again. ;)
@scottcarson1957 @scottcarson1957 Awwww… Where’s the fun in that?
RT @scottcarson1957: Incoming MIRVS, Kwajalein: pic.twitter.com/b5IlXJCgk7 [Ah, happy days…!]
Oh dear, I predict a large dollop of tedious self-righteous moralising over this USyd vs UNSW Tharunka student newspaper prank.
RT @TonyCurran69: “@SummersAZombie: This is making me laugh way more than it should this morning. http://t.co/m8aCcP5uxUâ… feckingfunny x
“FTTN cabinet survives Kiwi car crash”, writes @ssharwood http://t.co/3zbv36DMeJ
But then I suppose I shouldn’t make a final decision, on that or anything else, until I know what Mia Freedman thinks.
So even on early voting, the Corrupted Nerds podcast looks like it should be a thing. http://t.co/3yEuQ1hDMM
Suddenly remembering those silvery slimy trails that snails leave.
I just saw the hashtag #NickelbackShouldBeAHateCrime and agree that it should be a thing.
@dobes I would never tweet a jeef.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Watching somebody slowly transform into a pouty hipster is a disturbing process. [Sorry.]
@dobes When?
Woman of calibre? http://t.co/0Xzzbulpjm
And yes, @diginomica is also on the Twitters.
I see that @dahowlett’s #evilplans has launched. Ecce Diginomica! diginomica.com
I find it amusing that some folks reckon their own particular brand of misery, out of a vast constellation, should be off-limits for satire.
RT @S7U: Seems like sound advice. http://t.co/kAno2mfO0A
@Colvinius @TheOnion @prachigu Well indeed, the whole point is to be discomforting, or worse. But oh no, we must not offend. Sigh.
@paulkidd Oh nicely played! [Grin.] But I am of course in favour of violence against pretty much everyone.
RT @alexbrewer: Unless the comment is by Twitter the company. [Yes, I suppose people ARE so stupid we need to point that out. Sigh.]
This is so basic! We don’t say “according to the telephone” or “according to a piece of paper”. What is WRONG with you people?
There’s no such thing as “according to Twitter”, only “according to <specific named people>” who might have been using Twitter.
If you see some thought, believe or intention attributed to “the internet” or “Twitter” or “social media”, assume the author is a fraud.
I hadn’t “lost faith” in @TheOnion. Does this mean I’m not “the internet”? Daft generalisations are daft, @prachigu. http://t.co/hC3zTN0kcr
I say, @BernardKeane’s take on “the Singlehouse ‘scandal’” is a suitably snarky piece. Bravo. http://t.co/1bGvizOIn7
I have been learning from the experts.
@dobes @BernardKeane You’re such a grub, Chris. You’re such a sad figure.
Yeah look, @dobes @BernardKeane, why don’t you two STFU and stay on your little communist lovefest island?
Dear Everyone Reporting on NBN, don’t use “homes” and “premises” interchangeably. They’re not the same. Businesses are premises too!
SnarkyPlatypus Why aren’t there attractive self-proclaimed atheists?
@glengyron That would be the error and correction that they note at the very top of the article.
I linked to @washingtonpost original, not @smh syndicated version, ‘cos credit where credit’s due, the diagram, and they’ve fixed an error.
“Linguists identify 15,000-year-old ‘ultraconserved words’” http://t.co/10adH96CdB (@washingtonpost original)
RT @dobes: You know you want this party with the balance of the power! http://t.co/F0I77tKKy7
Perhaps part of your brain is missing.
Laughing. I’m alone, yes, but I don’t have salad.
andrewsayer Here’s a bullshit fee if ever I’ve seen one: ‘Internet Transmission’ - USD12.50 per Air Way Bill.
“Unfiltered id is pretty rad.”
TumblrTXT I started self-identifying as part of Weird Twitter this weekend.
It feels great.
Get weird, dummies. Unfiltered id is pretty rad
+50 RT @juhasaarinen: Oh dear… fingers crossed that daft anti-virus vendor beat up censorship release won’t make it into any media.
RT @annetreasure: It’s Time to Retire “Boob Plate†Armor. Because It Would Kill You. http://t.co/BCkmMbtZWr science!
@dakami Oh it’s a fascinating article, I was just too lazy to summarise it in a tweet. I may have been drinking.
Wed plan, draft: Cook noodles of that calibre; more administrivia; washing; write something for money; evening TBA.
Stretch.