Oh, so the core part of #auscert2013 starts tomorrow?
Serrels Chris Hadfield is cool, but he does look like a psychopathic PE teacher. Or a man who runs a dangerous pub in Glasgow.
@jeamland All correct.
Email from client: “I have short paid your invoice No: 11797 by $0.40. I will include this sum in the next payment.” I like my clients.
RT @michaelneale: “Also - as always digital experience is a must.” - what does that mean??? [At a certain age, your doctor will show you.]
explanoit Paraphrasing @paulcarr - “The problem with Bitcoins is that you can only buy stuff from libertarians.”
Oh is it lunchtime?
@jameslyne That would be someone at Australia’s securities regulator ASIC, for this arsehattery. zdnet.com/reckless-oz-re…
@SnarkyPlatypus Nearby.

Urgent Instaplatygram for @SnarkyPlatypus instagram.com/p/ZjrEzkiFnK/
@R_Chirgwin @Abigail_Swabey No, no AusCERT for me. Short answer: no-one asked, and I had enough to be getting on with anyway.
All these messages. Hang on.
@SnarkyPlatypus I got one of the TSA-approved locks, to which they have a separate key — and an indicator that says they’ve used it.
Tue plan, updated: Long hot cleansing shower; organise washing, because underpants; catch up on comms; evening TBA, but doubtless early.
Like the previous time, everything is precisely where I’d put it in the suitcase. If it has to be done, at least it’s done neatly. Thanks.
And once more my suitcase has been opened for inspection by US transport security. Since it’s SFO, it was by Covenant Aviation Security LLC.
fieldproducer Just saw someone prop their iPad on top of a urinal to continue reading while peeing, got to be the most revolting tech habit I’ve ever seen
@dahowlett I know. A rousing song all round would have been perfect. Oh well. Next time.
@dahowlett Yeah it wasn’t the best. I should have used that as a podcast story.
Tue plan: Because I’m exhausted, do as little constructive as possible. Though some will say that’s kinda my entire routine in a nutshell.
@dahowlett Thanks. I’m back in Sydney now, and only mildly braindead. And yes, great to catch up.
So, @SnarkyPlatypus, is “social gonad sizing” a new startup idea?
@firstdogonmoon Whichever one can hold the most nails.
I listened to the latest @liquidmatrix podcast on the plane. Great to hear that Skywhale has some fans in Canada. @myrcurial @gattaca
Pondering what to do today, and whether to stay in Sydney tonight or return to the Mountains. For now, I may head to Enmore for breakfast.
@SnarkyPlatypus Il est donc vraiment de la chance que je portais une de mes chemises spéciales licorne.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis fatigué et confus et rempli d’incertitude. Et vous?
Australia, I am in you.
Touchdown Sydney