Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 24th, 2013

MT @SydneyTimeOut: Want to turn your passion into a business? [So, if my passion is sex… No, I don’t want to turn… erm, no.]

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My latest thing at @zdnetaustralia: “iPhone, therefore I am … a selfish disruptor”, with an bus and a piñata. zdnet.com/iphone-therefo…

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Retweet a tweet about guardian.com. The ten thousand watchers find the name in their registers, and increment a counter by one.

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So, a restaurant of Middle Eastern appearance… [nods] Got it.

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mattbeattie it’s important to have the laminated pic to make sure you’re still allowed to walk around towns + eat ice cream + generally Not Be In A Cage

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“Ethnic restaurant”? WTF?

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@franksting Oh cyberwar will definitely be a theme for my conversation with @e_kaspersky, given both our interests.

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Oh that’s a bit special.

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I’m not sure that this is a good idea.

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Ah here we go. Reserve supplies of someone else’s medication. That’s a start.

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I’m sure there’ll be something in the storeroom that’s more or less alcohol.

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Oh, so NO clients have paid me these last few days? That’s a bit inconvenient. Grumble.

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thelaughingsub Rome wasn’t printed in a day.

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@_P_November Hmmm… That sounds more like a support question or a bug report than something for @e_kaspersky to be honest.

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I have an interview with @e_kaspersky in Sydney on Wednesday, so do let me know if there’s anything I should follow up.

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“Australia more likely attacked by accident than nation-state: @e_kaspersky”, writes @mukimu zdnet.com/au/australia-m…

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“Women: Know Your Limits!”, by Harry Enfield. youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SN… HT @johnthelutheran for the reminder.

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LiaTimson Is PISS OFF a suitable subject line to unsubscribe to SMS junk lists? STOP doesn’t seem enough

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Oh, News.com.au! “… a concise, but highly offensive, description of a rugby league player…” news.com.au/sport/rugby-go…

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@NewtonMark Hey I’m just passing on @NSWWaratahs’ on-the-record statement at this stage. But we can speculate about what’s happening. ;)

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Anyway, folks, that’s all I have on the record from @NSWWaratahs about for the time being.

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It would be fair to say that @NSWWaratahs is well aware of the general sentiment on Twitter about this incident so far. We did chat.

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“Until we’ve got further information from them [Twitter], we can’t say anything,” the @NSWWaratahs spokesperson told me.

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Spokesperson for @NSWWaratahs: “We’ve removed the offending tweet, we have since apologised, and we are investigating it with Twitter.”

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PJORourke Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

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@D_Keating It would seem that @NSWWaratahs hasn’t tweeting since apologising and blaming Teh HaX0rz.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “iPhone, therefore I am … a selfish disruptor”. Mnetions armpits and piñatas. zdnet.com/iphone-therefo…

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I’m about to phone @NSWWaratahs about their hack… or has someone already done that?

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I’ll say it again, ABC Radio National “Future Tense” on Big Data is a must-listen (or must-read the transcript). abc.net.au/radionational/…

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NewtonMark People who hype 3D printed guns without acknowledging that we’ve ALWAYS been able to make firearms out of plumbing parts.

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hortovanyi NSW Police ‘terrified’ 3D plastic guns will make way to Sydney streets couriermail.com.au/news/national/…

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@attaboy Ah. Alas I’ve already filed, so the piece will be online at ZDNet any time now. I went with “designer and software engineer”.

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Anthony Weiner’s Campaign Ad, annotated by The Daily Beast. youtube.com/watch?v=0XYbjg…

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Oh sorry, @bastardsheep and everyone, I didn’t trace that back. A Dalek story from 2009 rehashed. Grrr.

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“Dalek Found At Bottom Of British Pond, Probably Just Biding Its Time” giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/dalek-bo… HT someone I forgot who sorry.

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“Cybersecurity awareness week: be aware you’re being lied to”, writes @BernardKeane crikey.com.au/2013/05/24/cyb…

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I have finally filed the thing for @zdnetaustralia. I need some lunch.

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I have written too many words. Too many angry words. I must simmer them down, concentrating them into something even more angry.

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servantofchaos Lol - chatting with people at your table at a conference - that’s what SAP would call “social on premise”

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Thank you, @oberonsghost @SilvesterSJ and the SEKRIT one. I am now returning to my writing refreshed and reinvigorated.

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jeanburgess “Let the world know the story of your life, as it happens! (whether they want to or not).” LiveJournal, 1999: via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:14 AM, May 24th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

joshgnosis It’s always amusing how much more responsive government departments can be AFTER you’ve published something.

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RT @BXGD: For a parking garage, or do you want us to tell you how great you are? [I think the parking thing might be easier.]

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Seeking validation.

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@attaboy Hi, I’ll be quoting this tweet in an article twitter.com/attaboy/status… so I’m wondering how to describe you other than SF resident.

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Fuck that little blue bus and everyone on it.

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OK, I’m writing now. And I think that under the circumstances I will have to deploy the piñata. Quite please.

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@j_hutch I read that carefully. They’re not firing a “3D gun”. They’re showing a video of firing a “3D gun”.

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TumblrTXT Tumblr users rely on this website to express themselves and beliefs its not a FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA SITE its life…

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Fri plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; follow up @NSWWaratahs hack; research for Monday; solve surviving the weekend; work on SEKRIT podcast.

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Pollytics Polling polling polling, through the memes we’re trolling, keep the questions rolling rawhide!

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@dobes So you’re talking about Goatse again?

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jeanburgess Sears is turning their shuttered stores into data centers, disaster recovery centers for business via @alexismadrigal theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

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RT @riordan: “Its like Sharepoint meets Snapchat” [Oh dear God… HT @chris23]

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On @adambspencer’s 14yr of breakfast radio, by Rhys Muldoon @rhysam: “That, grasshopper, is ‘motherf*ing sacrifice’” smh.com.au/entertainment/…

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Indeed, given it’s Cyber Security Awareness Week, I’m sure @NSWWaratahs will be completely open and honest, to help educate the public.

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I understand that @NSWWaratahs is some sort of sportsball outfit, so I’ll phone them later about this hack. The cyber threat is important!

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Ah, @NSWWaratahs, even Tom Waterhouse wouldn’t have put odds on you using the “we wuz hacked” line. How did the breach happen?

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NSWWaratahs An apology. This account was hacked and we are deeply embarrassed by the highly inappropriate post this am. We apologise for any offence.

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Look, @bastardsheep @charispalmer, I just report. You decide.

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He’s got a video, and he’s not afraid to show it.

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”** Editors note: Vision of firing a 3D gun in a controlled environment will be shown during the press conference.**”

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At 1030 AEST today the NSW Police Commissioner will address the media on 3D guns.

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TheOnion “I’ve been looking for a second thing to get mocked for, and Boy Scouts seems like a great fit.” – Gay kionion.com/13Oi02pMF

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian @charispalmer Patents as a Service. [Look, I invented 2FA. And Lego. And Jesus. I did all of that.]

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You know why they call it the “hive mind”? Because it’s full of bees.

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RT @charispalmer: Dotcom’s 2FA patent might be invalid: lawyers itnews.com.au/News/344389,do… via @iTnews_au [Gosh, do you think so?]

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WE MUST SACK THEM BECAUSE ONE TIME THEY ACCIDENTALLY TYPED A WORD IN THE WRONG BOX ALSO WE HATE INTERNET CENSORSHIP CONROY MUST BE SACKED.

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Oh don’t tell me the righteous delicate petals are calling for a sacking at @NSWWaratahs? Get a sense of perspective, you stupid cunts.

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digimatized glasshole photographers are the future of sucking ow.ly/llbYa

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jeanburgess Friends, you can now make your very own fugly objects with no perceivable utility. 👍via @BiellaColeman: Sky Mall now has 3D printers.

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So in this video about USAF hypersonic weapons tests, what do you make of Boeing program manager Joe Vogel’s style? defensetech.org/2013/05/13/vid…

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RT @snerdish: Really? That’s like coffee to me. Gets the tubes working. [I was talking about admitting, not doing.]

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I don’t know that I’d admit to tossing off a quick one to Sophie Mirabella before breakfast.

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“Obama Swears Drone Surge Is Done”, he says. Convincingly. wired.com/dangerroom/201…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I’m not leaving my bedroom till Sophie Mirabella is off the TV. [Alone in your bedroom with a Mirabella video AGAIN?]

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SnarkyPlatypus I’m not leaving my bedroom till Sophie Mirabella is off the TV.

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RT @paulwallbank: As long as it comes with kitten photos I’m happy. [Do the kittens have to still be alive and, you know, in one piece?]

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Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; research for Monday interview; figure out how to survive the weekend; kill them, kill them all.

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ndyroth I had Bitcoin on vinyl

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@paulwallbank There is no need to subscribe. I will be delivering this service whether people request it or not. BECAUSE IT’S A SERVICE.

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Yeah I see that Sweden is getting the right idea here. thelocal.se/45142/20121218/

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@SnarkyPlatypus Il n’ya qu’une seule façon sensée de faire face à cette situation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_o…

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RT @juhasaarinen: I actually saw mobility as a service recently. [So did you punch them? DID YOU PUNCH THEM?]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis parfait dans tous les sens. Ce fait devrait être évident pour tout le monde. Et vous?

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@dahowlett Well, I’ll sort out this Friday for you, and it’ll be perfect. Just like Churchill and Arthur Harris sorted out Dresden.

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Still, @myrcurial, it’s nothing important. Just people trying to get to work, take their kids to the doctor. It’s not like it’s a casino.

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WTF, @myrcurial? I thought they had system administrators in The Canadia. Down a WEEK? That’s… I dunno. Should we laugh or cry?

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HSRTransit Reminder: PRESTO website will be interrupted for a system upgrade May 26-Jun 2 bit.ly/11cP1Gg pic.twitter.com/I3xpCQKrqb

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Misery as a Service.

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This is happening 90 minutes latter than I wanted. That and other things have put me in a foul mood. Yet one person will be pleased by this.

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Right. Friday. This had better be good.

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