Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 31st, 2013

@leslienassar I’m sure I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re taking about, or so my lawyer advises me.

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@stryqx @chrisbrownie That’s not grammar. Both words are verbs, correctly formed. That’s vocabulary, or spelling, or just a mistake.

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So how much longer until the election? I’m not sure I can make it.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australia, your lack of cyber transparency disturbs me” zdnet.com/australia-your…

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RT @GuardianAus: Annandale sold to Oscars Hotel: gu.com/p/3g8jt [Hah! Not quite as funny as Justin Hemmes, but close enough.]

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Spilling water into electrical equipment because success.

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I don’t care which part of the argument you’re picking up, you’re still hitting a corpse with a stick.

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Oh here we go… Glad you’ve all found a fresh corpse to hit with a stick. The family will surely respect you for this.

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DontTouchMyWine Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight’s dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork.

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The cab driver is playing a Coldplay CD and I am rapidly losing the will to live.

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This week has been too long, full of too many hours. I think we should kill weeks as soon as we see them.

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Pollytics The Secret Service would take a sandwich for the President.

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Auto correct is worse than Hitler.

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I should never promise to finish anything on a Friday. And that’s whether or not @matthewlandauer manages to track me down. Or managed.

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You know, if we screech THERE MUST BE AN INQUIRY every time someone makes a mistake, that’s a big disincentive to be honest.

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RT @matthewlandauer: @stilgherrian I know where you are and I’m coming to find you [Uhoh.]

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“If Carpenters Were Hired Like Programmers” by @dawoodsan dawood.in/if-carpenters-… HT @davewiner via @chris_stevenson

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RT @darrenpauli: @stilgherrian Master Chief’s got one pic.twitter.com/kXtHF9skRp [Yeah, this is pretty much what we need. In every town.]

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There’s a busker in Katoomba St, Katoomba, with a piano, playing Schubert.

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Obviously what we need to do is erect a cyberdome

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Well obviously, @liam_dwyer @R_Chirgwin, how can it protect us from cybers if is isn’t cyber itself?

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liam_dwyer @stilgherrian @R_Chirgwin the security product with cyber in the name had the most besuited IT managers clustered around at CEBIT

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Mobile: Walk dirt track then Railway Pde to Wentworth Falls; 1300 train to Katoomba; errand; lunch, probably at The Old City Bank; writing.

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@jeamland I think I need to be in Melbourne in June, not July.

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ToryShepherd ALL the babies. Ping @pollietracker MT”@JuliaGillard: PM at annual Welcoming The Babies event in her local community pic.twitter.com/KExKhxFhZh

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RT @PointZeroOne: @stilgherrian you feel a disturbance in the cybers? [Yes. Yes I do.]

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Fri plan, 1200 update: write for @zdnetaustralia (done); lunch Katoomba; write for @CSO_Australia; clear email backlog, kinda; TGIF.

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Me at @iTnews_au yesterday: “Security goes military at CeBIT” itnews.com.au/News/345047,se…

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I had “cybertransparency” as one word in the original headline. Obviously that was one cyber too far…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia, your lack of cyber transparency disturbs me” zdnet.com/australia-your…

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RT @oz_f: Imagine if Justin Hemmes bought The Annandale. [Oh, yes, if God has any sense of humour at all, this will happen!]

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@gattaca Skywhale is the best Australian invention since the fisheye lens.

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I think I need to go to Canberra soon. And Melbourne.

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@gattaca I’m glad you’re there. Did you see this news? abc.net.au/news/2013-05-2… Then you must see this cartoon. canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/o…

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@AndeGregson Hello. I assume it’s not raining there today. I haven’t looked yet. It’s certainly lovely up here in the Mountains.

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@glengyron @dobes There’s a decent essay in just listing all the wrong things in that piece.

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sexenheimer A very good point, @stilgherrian. We must remove all possibility of Waterhouse performing a Face/Off-style shiny face swap with Chris Pyne.

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No, @sexenheimer @benpobjie, this is what Australia wants to do with Tom Waterhouse’s face. stilgherrian.com/arts/kill_choc…

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian @march_tim Page blocked by Bitdefender. [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]

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OMFG WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE CYBERISER BEFOREHAND? d3vnu11.com/cyber/ THANK YOU @march_tim!

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I have finally cyberfiled my cybercolumn for @zdnetaustralia.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have sent ALL my words to @dobes, so he can experience the Joye of throwing them into the air gap.

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No, I really am writing now.

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@dobes @dannolan Is there one that works the other way? Asking for a friend.

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Disalmanac Today in 1971, NASA launched Mariner 9. Later, they launched Ancient Mariner 9, which sent the first albatross to Mars.

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OK, I am writing now.

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RT @darrenpauli: @jplonie @stilgherrian @gusworldau fixed pic.twitter.com/ONf5Rw06c9 [Exactly, that’s what cyber is all about. Thank you.]

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OK, I’d better finish this thing, otherwise I’ll end up spending the day curled in the foetal position muttering “Air gap… air gap…”

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I particularly like the “small accountability exhaust vent”, @davpope.

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Yes yes yes! AND YOU DARED TO MOCK SKYWHALE! canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/o… Thanks you, @davpope!

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“Why DIY fecal transplants are a thing” blogs.plos.org/publichealth/2… HT @edyong209

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Someone is fingering my air gap.

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Fri plan, draft: Finish @zdnetaustralia column; write more stuff (details TBA); errand to Katoomba, unless blocked by the air gap; TGIF.

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Are you sure you want to cross the streams like that?

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“Cyber risk denialists”.

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lukehopewell Guys. Maybe the asbestos got in the air-gap…WHAT THEN

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Damn, I’ve just been threatened with deregistration as an airline.

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RT @lukehopewell: Let’s get air gap trending in Sydney you guys. [YEAH LET’S FIST THAT AIR GAP HARDER THAN ANYTHING HAS EVER BEEN FISTED.]

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RT @R_Chirgwin: The air gap will protect us against EMR and chemtrails! [And fluoride and all the vaccines.]

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ALL OF THINGS THROW THEM INTO THE AIR GAP.

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@alliecoyne DO NOT MOCK ME, YOUNG WOMAN, OR I SHALL THROW YOU INTO THE AIR GAP AS WELL.

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AbFabSkyLife Unacceptable news item of the day: Boy Band Hanson creates craft beer called Mmmhops. I wish I was kidding. fb.me/292YdGeEh

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I SHALL GATHER ALL THE STRAW IN THE GALAXY AND BUILD THE MOST AWESOME STRAW MAN EVER AND CALL IT ROBIN HOOD AND THROW IT INTO THE AIR GAP.

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I haven’t filed my column yet, but it doesn’t yet have an air gap in it.

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umairh Joy Division is good. Jason Mraz is bad. This is not hard. “@raybacon: @umairh what’s good? are you the decider?”

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OK, I have read the thing about the actor and the thing by the hedge fund manager and I want to stab every single human being in the face.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis fâché avec le monde entier et tout ce qu’il contient. Et vous?

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So you want to buy a car, you ask the seller to send a photo, and… pwned! fbi.gov/news/news_blog… HT @FBIPressOffice

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RT @mikko: Seems legit… (from Classified section of the latest Financial Timespic.twitter.com/KzIZmXd0gZgZ [Pin@SnarkyPlatypusus]

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RT @NewtonMark: @Pollytics It’d be a lot trickier if the dog wasn’t dead :) [Applies to so many recreations…]

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