Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

April 2nd, 2014

@GordyPls No, the answer to that question is an M4 carbine. I can instruct you in its use.

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If “Sharepoint is the answer to everything”, as I was just told one company’s IT guy says, what the actual fuck was the question?

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@markhellewell It scrolly go fast, like. Now that I see it, I don’t know that we can ever be friends.

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R_Chirgwin If I find time to start podcasting again, I think I shall call it “The Lime Pit”.

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RT @jonoabroad: @stilgherrian pub lease. [Around $500k a year, I think.]

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This is Peter Jackson’s “Meet the Feebles”, you stupid proles. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_…

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RT @franksting: @stilgherrian @SnarkyPlatypus no, because The Silmarillion contains 28 stories. [Jesus fuck.]

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I wonder how many people got the “Meet the Feebles” reference there.

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RT @R_Chirgwin: @stilgherrian He starts in on the sheep again. [So, “Peter Jackson’s ‘Meet the Sheeples’?” Yes, this is a thing, I think.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian 13 part Silmarillion. [Is 13 parts enough?]

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Colvinius Legal definition of terrorism in Saudi Arabia now apparently includes not believing in God: ind.pn/1koglHf via @paintsandsings

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So what happens to New Zealand when Peter Jackson runs out of Hobbits?

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@mpesce You have forgotten how words even work, haven’t you. Is this your future? A FUTURE WITH NO ACTUAL WORDS?

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Maybe we could combine those two ideas. The Obeid family doing a haka in the rain. Yes. And then we open fire.

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I must say, these BuzzFeed folks really know how to do tabloid. Respect. buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/EYfXEetgRs

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abcnews Eddie Obeid’s son Moses admits to a “little white lie” after being shown his signature on a document, ICAC hears ab.co/1jX4154

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Cela ne satisfait pas au critère de “privé”. Merde.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Looking for company earlier, @gusworldau suggested I invade the Allure Media office. I did. He wasn’t there, he’s in SFO.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je vais vous informer en privé. Il n’est pas secret. Il est tout simplement ridicule.

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@dobes So you’ve found a job for me? That sounds perfect.

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@CosmicRami I might continue speaking about @drspacejunk in the third person because I am an arsehat.

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@CosmicRami Well perhaps if @drspacejunk is still in Sydney tomorrow I might ask her if she’s up for chatting for corruptednerds.com ;)

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@CosmicRami I’ll give it a miss this time. I’ve absorbed a lot of info today. A shame, ‘cos I’ve enjoyed reading of @drspacejunk’s work.

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@oberonsghost Sure, do feel free to people-watch with me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis une victime d’un troll, mais je suis en train de réparer les dégâts. Et vous?

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@micklaw @HooHaBar Ah, that is a different scenario again! I was wondering why I didn’t know about a new thing in my patch.

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@micklaw @HooHaBar Damn, I have just left the vicinity. I will definitely check it out soon.

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@TristanRayner @ClaireRPorter I don’t do things by halves. Talk Friday. Happy Day.

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Passing through the Bullshit Luxury Brands sector.

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@mpesce I am responsible for everything that I do, or that is done in my name.

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Heading towards Thaitown. Because I’m responsible.

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@TristanRayner @ClaireRPorter Yeah, March was not a good month. Is Friday a good day to call?

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@ClaireRPorter Hello, it goes well, apart from the trolling and the guilt of not returning people’s calls. You?

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@mpesce @5at5daily @rashasman Well I need another drink, after that trolling.

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@rashasman @mpesce Thank you, but it’s @5at5daily… I think @5at5 is something else.

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So, basically I am still at Circular Quay, but I left the pub and invaded a media office where the people l know were not actually at.

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Laughing. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A TROLL BY A COMPLETE BASTARD. I mean @gusworldau of course.

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Oh @gusworldau that was the best troll ever. BASTARD.

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@gusworldau Don’t worry, I have just Used the Power of the Internet. I’ll pop over momentarily.

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@puffycee I’m atrocious at spotting celebrities. Ages back I was set up for drinks with a Neighbours heartthrob, had no idea who he was.

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RT @puffycee: Is that the one where you pick up Danish royalty? [No, that’s Slip Inn. Geddit? Sigh.]

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So, you know, here I am at The Ship Inn… [Shuffles feet.]

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 26 | 2 April 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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RT @smperris: Fellow rail commuters, you are all first against the wall come the revolution. [I support this platform.]

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@NewtonMark It’s good, isn’t it? And not at all patronising.

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Current status: About to have a beer at Circular Quay and prepare to @5at5daily … then loose in the Sydney CBD.

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@jturner_ibrs I’ll get a confirmation, but they do have “thousands” in managing services in the region. Invisibility again.

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HP’s Rhodes SOC is operational now. Added 30 to 40 staff to the “hundreds” of security people they already have in Australia.

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian So they’re putting a SoC in it? [Yes. In Rhodes. Further puns please.]

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HP DDoS protection service also being announced.

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HP cites managing US Navy and Marine Corps intranet globally, with 7000 users and, presumably additionally, 38,000 mobile devices.

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HP SOCs are Plano, Texas; Virginia [surprise!]; Costa Rica; UK; Bulgaria; India; Malaysia; and now Sydney.

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Today’s announceables are HP’s new Security Operations Centre in Sydney and a Rapid Incident Response Service,

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“You may have heard of [the kill chain] before. What we at HP want to be able to do is disrupt the adversary at every point in that chain.”

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@elronxenu Well played. There’s a lede for tomorrow’s column.

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Next up is Arthur Wong, HP’s SVP and GM Enterprise Security Services. The unit is 20 years old and one of the biggest. But invisible.

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Video promoting HP’s new Threat Central intelligence sharing platform, which I will be linking to in due course.

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Like certain other vendors, they’re emphasising their [new?] intel skills, to catch to bad guys at the research and infiltration phase.

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“Cyber kill chain”! Drink!

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Currently getting a well-put-together presentation from HP on the current threat landscape etc. Little new for me, but a good script.

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@scottcarson1957 “Bad guy” was my term. They’re talking “organised cybercrime market” and such phrases.

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HP says there’ll be am illicit new hackers by 2020. Compared to Cisco claims that we’d be a million infosec people short in the same time.

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@gnoll110 HP does a shiteload of managed services but they are not very public about it.

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HP claims that bad guys are spending $100 billion a year on attacking, global IT security market is only $48 billion. Imbalance!

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@andrewdotnich They are. They’re #2 in nearly all the things they do. They’re just a bit invisible, they’ve realised.

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HP says they’re going to be doing more “front foot” stuff with the media in Australia, to make sure we know what they’re doing. Good idea.

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At the HP Enterprise Services media briefing. They’re opening a new security operations centre in Sydney.

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jeamland Waiting for a flu jab. Must top up my mercury autism big pharma super powers.

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@ahalam @CameronAtfield @dhanji Hydrocarbons (oil) can form naturally in early planetary atmospheres, and other places.

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“But I don’t WANT to,” says. Mr Rabbit. “I’m not telling YOU,” he pouts, scurries down his burrow, and puts on a soldier suit. “I’m brave!”

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StartupSmartnow It’s time to embrace being a f-ck up and talk about mental health and startups: ow.ly/vjHwz

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ddowza Today is World Autism Awareness Day, please make sure to ask your local iOS developer if they are having a tough time.

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The next two things I am going to retweet are both very wrong and reasonably right. Here we go.

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Newcastle’s @DiG_Festival wants to know which of these shortlisted presentations you’d like to see in October. digfestival.com.au/dig-festival-2…

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peachesanscream To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it.

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I don’t know what it is, but I want one. pic.twitter.com/N1oUGTz9So

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CyberPrefixerAU Hundreds of cyberjobs to go as BP closes Brisbane cyberrefinery

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@elronxenu @SnarkyPlatypus This does not inspire me with confidence. I shall investigate.

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@elronxenu @SnarkyPlatypus Re-ordering transactions is normal, as authorisations are replaced with captures, maybe days later.

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@NewtonMark Perhaps, but this is… well you’ll see momentarily.

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Good God, the think I have just receive from The ACMA is mind-boggling.

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That ravine the train passes through between Glenbrook and Lapstone, where the tunnel is, is just stunningly beautiful.

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@voodooKobra @attritionorg @myrcurial @gattaca Please keep me informed of progress. I’ll be writing about this service too.

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@marcoostini And now you want to fire it into the Moon. Excellent.

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@mpesce Yeah, but you’re fucking insane.

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@WarWraith @SnarkyPlatypus There IS a proposal to split California into six, so Startupland doesn’t have to subsidise the rest.

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@CosmicRami It’s Australian, and it gets around certain cyberprude filters.

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@TatteredRemnant @gnoll110 It’s… it’s sort of a semi-parody techno sex thriller.

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RT @marcoostini: Nobody likes a smarmy dolphin. Just ask @stilgherrian [True.]

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“Private shuttle from NYC every weekend, so good-looking outsiders can fly in to party with residents (as pioneered by The Dating Ring).”

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@gnoll110 @TatteredRemnant Thanks, but I already have the opening sentence for my first novel. Most of the first page, in fact.

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@CosmicRami Thank you for that. And no, I chose not to do business with those ankles at Facebook some time ago.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s part of the future, yes. Just ask them.

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As usual, @mpesce has shown us the future: Silicon Island. siliconisland.crowdtilt.com/?utm_content=b…

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@mattcdef2000 Actually, no, you engage them now. You engage the social graph. Arsehats.

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@Kimota I am learning to cope. Coping involves drinking. Much drinking.

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Sixteen minutes until the train arrives, and the weather is just terrible instagram.com/p/mQ-P2riFtx/

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I will soon be starting the journey down to Sydney, but I’m likely to be quiet en route because my mobile internets are all fucked, like.

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RT @mattcdef2000: will that venture entail consulting with various stakeholders on a wide range of issues? [Dunno. I’ll need an app though.]

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“Later today I might go to the pub and ‘drive engagement’ with my community.” WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS?

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@CosmicRami That does sound an interesting possibility. I’ll see how my fatigue levels go.

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RT @GreenJ: ah good-oh. HR Monthly’s in. [Will you be live tweeting your reading thereof?]

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joshgnosis Brandis is also giving a speech in Washington entitled “Securing our Freedoms”.

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joshgnosis The Attorney-General is going to the US and UK this week to discuss the cyber security and intellectual property with the FBI, NSA, MI5, etc

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RT @TheNTNews: HEY WALKLEYS’ HEADLINE JUDGE, COME AT US BRO bit.ly/1e6YErY pic.twitter.com/Uyq2IWKDkT [Oh you guys rock.]

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mattblaze But RSA *trusted* NSA. You know what they say: “Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, pay me $10 Million.”

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Wed plan: 1024 train to Sydney; errands; 1345 HP Enterprise Services media briefing; @5at5daily; evening TBA; remain in Sydney overnight?

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Sometimes I think I associate with the wrong kind of people.

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@scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad As an ex-South African special forces guy told me always be polite to a man with a gun when you don’t have one.

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RT @scottcarson1957 @jonoabroad yep Paul Hogan has always been red hot smokin’ gospel. [No wonder your worldview is, if I may say, fucked.]

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@scottcarson1957 It’s a shame. It’s clear that you’d have been a natural on the discreet cocktail circuits of Europe.

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@leslienassar @dannolan I feel like you have burned out my soul with a cheap plastic cigarette lighter.

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Ah, @scottcarson1957, once more building bridges across cultures!

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Change banks. [Well it’s certainly triggered the urge to shop around.]

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Wow. To celebrate the plummeting cost of digital transactions everywhere, @Westpac has raised the monthly fee on my account by 31%. Sweet.

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TheRealPBarry Two reports of Mark Scott’s speech. Were they listening to the same guy? theguardian.com/media/2014/apr…

AND …

theaustralian.com.au/media/news-cor…

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Watching @leslienassar, I see that I should now refer to a log file as “Big Data”. Important lessons here.

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webradius @intelwire On a serious note: our understanding of/ability to combat terrorism is not helped by the myth of the arch terrorist.

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watermelon_man The media in recent years have lost all sense of any distinction between news & propaganda, fact & opinion, experts & paid spokespeople.

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@Arash_Mohebbi @Australia I don’t think the proper young ladies in “Picnic” had wine with them. I can check, I know one of the actors.

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@ssharwood That’s a delightful mix of desirable and less-desirable things.

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alphabete I googled this device everyone keeps talking about. Not sure what’s so great about a device designed to ruin black people’s hair

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So pretty much all of that little performance was @dahowlett’s fault.

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Remember, mate, in @Australia, if she proves “uncooperative” there are plenty of alternatives. australiasomeday.com/#!/week-22 pic.twitter.com/uZ6AqY29Ui

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Give her MOAR WINE, mate, and she’ll be well up for it. Do it! Do it for @Australia! australiasomeday.com/#!/week-34 pic.twitter.com/S5SLggE52e

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Excellent, @Australia, MOAR DISHEVELLED WOMEN WITH WINE! australiasomeday.com/#!/week-28 Get those sheilas drunk, I say! pic.twitter.com/FQs16dr0WZ

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What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong.

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Come to @Australia, Ladies, and stagger drunkenly around the countryside until nightfall! australiasomeday.com/#!/week-5 pic.twitter.com/MMdZuLBPvF

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bartongellman Someone put a fake PGP key for Snowden’s lawyer, @benwizner, on keyservers. The real one is listed on his profile: twitter.com/benwizner

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RT @sharnewolff: Why are Western Australian art and artists invisible? theconversation.com/why-are-wester… [Bitten by radioactive spiders. Der.]

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@dahowlett Ah, @Australia has decided to invent its own unique way of scrolling on a website, creating a platypus of UX. A PlatypUX. Bravo*.

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@jonoabroad I am kinda not the best person to ask about so-called “hardware” and “safety precautions”.

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@dahowlett @Australia Well, I did see somewhere there was going to be a campaign to attract Americans. You know, now they’re unemployed.

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RT @jonoabroad: How hard is it to wire USB plugs? The dog helpfully removed one for us. [How “correct” does it need to be?]

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RT @TIME: Why the ban on Japanese whaling won’t end the whale wars ti.me/O90Act [Maybe ‘cos it’s NOT a “ban on Japanese whaling”?]

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playswithf1re @stilgherrian the week goes Monday, Monday-2, Monday-3, Fake-Friday, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. Hope Monday-3 doesn’t suck like Monday..

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RT @TroelsOerting: Watch Every Cyber Attack in the World in Real Time. zite.to/ObQvvp [Seems you’re out of a job now, Mr Oerting.]

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RT @annetreasure: I think this cartoonist knows my dog pic.twitter.com/vcKNVAipQd [This is more or less all dogs.]

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@ssharwood @alliecoyne I think it depends WHICH strategy we’re talking about. There’s so many!

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“CommBank urges Govt to update [Australian] cyber security strategy”, wrote @alliecoyne yesterday. itnews.com.au/News/381445,co…

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RT @e_cowperthwaite: Go ahead, say Big Data one more time …. pic.twitter.com/Oz5ZqFWFQr [Say eet! HT @gattaca.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: How on earth is a 23 year old guy a women’s college basketball head coach? [Oh, I think I saw that movie…]

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RT @ssharwood: Coming at you live over satellite internet from deep in the australian desert google.com.au/maps/@-21.2500… [Top THAT, Putin!]

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Wed plan, draft: Suppress nausea; train to Sydney; errands; 1345 HP Enterprises Services media briefing; @5at5daily; evening TBA; cry.

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@jperlow But WAIT, there is a BOLD HERO, coming from the YEAST.

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“Alleged Silk Road Creator’s Lawyer Denies Bitcoin Is ‘Monetary Instrument’” Also, that quacking avians are bicycles. forbes.com/sites/andygree…

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RT @s_bridges: CNN beyond parody now. RT @igorbobic: CNN has a garbage man on right now pic.twitter.com/96YXnGV1Kp [THIS IS EXCELLENT.]

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OK, this is now the actual, official attempt at Wednesday. Any further attempts by my own brain to troll me will be shot. No wait.

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And there’s today’s political reportage done and dusted, @garystark.

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I’m going to try for a couple more hours of sleep. Timestamp 0327 AEDT.

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JessicaGKwong protest at 24th & Valencia happening now. Very visual: pic.twitter.com/xcbCbf7fOU

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JessicaGKwong Woman with fake saying there’s a free “Gmuni bus” pilot program she’s pushing. still blocked pic.twitter.com/S6pPiX9aXs

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JessicaGKwong Here’s the “Gmuni pilot program” protesters taped on the pic.twitter.com/IIbhB14OTm

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juliacarriew Protesters are passing out tickets for GMuni pic.twitter.com/CJ1eGAyC9d

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan @liquidmatrix I can present no strong argument against your position.

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BoingBoing Houston family calls 911 when dad has psychotic episode; now sued by the deputy who killed him dlvr.it/5HfXLp

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runasand Here’s the press kit the NSA is sending to reporters: media.encrypted.cc/files/NSA-pamp…, media.encrypted.cc/files/NSA-pamp… and media.encrypted.cc/files/NSA-pamp…

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan @liquidmatrix You’re on the right path. Present it as a fact, you have to be able to prove it.

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan @liquidmatrix Can’t say they’re crazy, but can talk about personal impressions the facts give.

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan @liquidmatrix Yeah not as directly as that. There are ways. ABC Radio gave me good training.

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@19bk69 Yeah but that’s what makes it the snake oil. It means THEY have keys to everything. THEY are the weak link. “100%” my arse.

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan Anyway, I thought you might like it for @liquidmatrix. Our defamation laws prohibit me…

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan What scares me is this patent-applied-for split-key system. Sounds like magic.

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan Indeed. So now there’s this man, it seems. yourdigitalfile.com/duncan-unwin-j… He’s got a job ahead of him.

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@myrcurial @ClintonDucas @gattaca @semibogan It must’ve just launched, but it’s real. Australian company registration goes back to 2011.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne pense pas qu’il a encore tout à fait atteint ce nadir, mais les choses se détériorent.

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@myrcurial @gattaca @attritionorg Indeedy. But I know that when it comes to snake oil you love the good stuff, so drink up!

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@myrcurial @gattaca @attritionorg Sure, and “100% confidential – It’s impossible for anyone to access your documents without your authority”

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Oh @myrcurial @gattaca, you MUST read this headline cio.com.au/article/541772… and read through this site yourdigitalfile.com/faq/ ‘cos not joke.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, oui, je sais. Il semble être chevilles tout en bas.

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RT @gusworldau: @stilgherrian It does seem a tad early. [Yes, yes it does.]

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@noblemonkey Eating the candles is looking a viable strategy at this point.

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So here we all are then.

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