Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 14th, 2014

Or, like LAX or JFK New York, we could have Sydney KLF. I could live with that. youtube.com/watch?v=aqxtBg…

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I assume they’ll name Sydney’s new airport after a famous Australian flyer. So, the Bob Carr International Airport it is.

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NewtonMark Great line from that article: “… the senior ministers who matter have come to a decision…” Fuck all those other senior ministers.

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RT @RachaelHasIdeas: John Winston Howard International Airport [And… we have a hashtag. You know how this works, right?]

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fgilardi - The Swiss President is coming
- Swedish?
- No, Swiss
- Gotcha
—> Swiss President welcomed w/ Danish flag pic.twitter.com/R9dKv6nVfi

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I assume they’ll name Sydney’s new airport after a famous Australian flyer. So, the Bob Carr International Airport it is.

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@semibogan @SnarkyPlatypus Wot me? I think I’ve gone all the way to not having a Facebook account. No-one can find me now.

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“Badgerys Creek to be named as Sydney’s second airport”, reports @smh smh.com.au/nsw/badgerys-c…

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@mpesce Work with it, Mark, you might get a new car out of it.

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@semibogan @SnarkyPlatypus I am sure that linguists at GCHQ or ASD can confirm that I did not write this.

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RT @semibogan: Whoever commissioned Blackout at the BBC needs a bullet. [Just the one?]

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Banksy’s “crudely efficient style [is] glib satire … to impress his bourgeois public.” theguardian.com/artanddesign/j… Ping @SnarkyPlatypus

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beatniksalad Banksy’s popular because he’s shit and people are idiots, says art critic theguardian.com/artanddesign/j…

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Even a week later, I keep typing “heartbleet” instead of “heartbleed”. I suspect that says something about me.

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New blog post: “Talking Heartbleed on ABC @774melbourne @720perth”, 7 mins audio from just now. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@Prue_Bentley @mongrel43 Yes, I did spot that in the film references and the chat about submarines.

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@mongrel43 @Prue_Bentley Hah! Why thank you, though if that makes your life complete then… something something whatever.

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And… the radio is done.

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About to talk Heartbleed on @774melbourne, @720perth, and across Vic and WA. Listen in at abc.net.au/melbourne Stand by.

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“Magical World Of Snails Captured In Macro Photography By Vyacheslav Mishchenko” demilked.com/macro-photogra… HT @natashamitchell

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firstdogonmoon Help I’ve fallen and I won’t get up!

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richardtuffin Helping Tony Abbott find his ladies.

Is there an App for that?

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@servantofchaos I think it’ll be more of an explainer, but I’m listening to @Prue_Bentley now and I think it could go anywhere.

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I’m talking Heartbleed on @774melbourne, across Vic and WA at around 2115 AEST (so in about an hour). Listen in at abc.net.au/melbourne

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I made this graphic as well, incorporating improvements suggested by @jeamland. pic.twitter.com/UAcqXy8uqw

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian I won’t tell them you left the h out of your own name… [No, I won’t tell them either.]

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So, I made this graphic. Shhh, don’t tell anyone OK? pic.twitter.com/EOhRs4iOJ5

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Anyway, I’ll retweet that tweet with a slightly different image…

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@chrisbrownie Typography is not a particularly important focus for a podcast. Anyway, it’s an adaptation of the original imagery.

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@chrisbrownie This also guarantees you’ll score a mention in the first episode.

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@chrisbrownie You’re hilarious. There’s no Arial of any weight involved. I will laugh at you now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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jeamland @stilgherrian It’s ok. They’re patched. geektape.com/wp-content/upl… @CommBank

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The A-G has just announced the appointment of Ms Jacqueline Sarah Gleeson SC as a Judge to the Federal Court of Australia.

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My UTS lecture on big data and privacy and journalism and targeted advertising and stuff is now online at stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Yes, I’m talking Heartbleed with @Prue_Bentley on @774melbourne, across Vic and WA after 2100 AEST. Listen in at abc.net.au/melbourne

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@Prue_Bentley @774melbourne Anyway, we’ll talk on the electric wireless later.

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@Prue_Bentley @774melbourne Depends what you mean by “big”, infrastructure providers or consumer service providers.

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@SnarkyPlatypus C’est parce que nous sommes des professionnels complète et totale à tout moment.

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I should have said this more clearly before. @johnb78 says sensible things about this @CommBank Heartbleed kerfuffle. johnband.org/blog/2014/04/1…

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@Prue_Bentley @774melbourne Actually, many people will only be starting to get noticed from their service providers today.

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While @CommBank has added a Heartbleed clarification, they still talk about “patched”, which confuses, I think. commbank.com.au/blog/what-you-…

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GordyPls IPSEC to Amazon VPC is a bit like “please configure your firewall identically to this locked box of electric smoke and scorpions.”

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@Prue_Bentley @774melbourne Hah, you’re good, Prue, people still think it’s someone else’s problem.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ce n’est pas tous les jours qu’une télévision présentateur de nouvelles me dit ce que je peux faire avec mon poulet.

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@matt_steadman Indeed. One excellent result of this will be more awareness of password managers. This pleases me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. C’est un Miracle de Pâques! Il est un chapeau pour chaque trou du cul qu’il est! Et vous?

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RT @drearyclocks: Bourbon and Cards Against Humanity. pic.twitter.com/AW6k2jQlCd [Looks like @dobes has the right attitude.]

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, the architecture of enterprise banking systems explained with fuzzy felt! I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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I see that people have turned the Dunning-Krugertron 3000 up to eleven this evening. Its powerful beams permeate everything.

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The real question this evening is what @johnb78 has got against anchovy custard.

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@GreenJ @RNDrive It’s the Easter Frog! The Easter Frog! Hoppity hoppity hoppity! It’s the Easter Frog!

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michaelneale A photograph of the comments section of the CBA security announcement blog: f0.bcbits.com/img/a166398444…

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What’s “Java”?

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@drearyclocks But I’ve already copy’n’pasted it into my thing. Your Crayola cannot harm me.

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Yes, @Anthony_Caruana, obviously there’s a special place reserved for @CommBank. The “headline”, I think it’s called.

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NewtonMark So I guess @chriskkenny isn’t otherkin then.

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5at5daily “5at5 number 34 | 14 April 2014”: UK from above, cocaine soda, Stephen Colbert feels, and lots of cybers. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Had enough Heartbleed yet? Of course not! I’ll be on ABC @774melbourne at 2115 AEST, also Victoria and WA statewide.

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Ta for Heartbleed stuff, @Taco_Lad @jeamland @dufussy @damncabbage @CaseyBriggs @Shaun_R @oliyoung. (Yes too early, @bastardsheep, but lol.)

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“US rallied 120 nations in response to 2012 cyberattack on American banks”, reports @washingtonpost washingtonpost.com/world/national…

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Tomorrow I will be writing about responses to Heartbleed. Do tell me about any examples, both excellent and atrocious.

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RT @glengyron During the industrial revolution they had Gin Carts. [First sensible thing anyone’s said on this hashtag.’

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In which @CommBank’s comments moderator is replaced by a half-trained parrot of average intelligence. commbank.com.au/blog/what-you-…

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Here’s the document: “A policy and program for invigorating science and technology for national security” dsto.defence.gov.au/attachments/Po… (PDF)

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“Australia depending on vulnerable ‘cyber’ environment: DSTO”, reports @zdnetaustralia zdnet.com/australia-depe…

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“Revealed: NBN Co scales back fibre rollout”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/revealed-nb…

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BadJokeCat Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

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I am sorry for pretty much everything.

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jeamland Everyone worthwhile on the Internet is from Adelaide.

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@csoandy My pleasure. Akamai’s communication is some of the best I’ve seen, and I’ll probably say as much again tomorrow. Hang in there.

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David Carr (@carr2n) on Yahoo!: “It has zero cachet and no discernible way forward.” Gulp. nytimes.com/2014/04/14/bus…

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Ten points to Akamai and @csoandy for keeping people informed, even tho really bad things are happening. blogs.akamai.com/2014/04/heartb…

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I believe, @leslienassar @RealNickHodge, that droning at you from my mountain lair is pretty much my entire media output.

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ObservingSpace survived 5 mass extinctions & thrive in places where very little else can survive. pic.twitter.com/brtu7GEh3D

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ObservingSpace can go for decades without food/water, & survive temperatures near absolute zero. pic.twitter.com/ekX6zfBBUX

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@leslienassar You are an animal. A low-grade animal at that. I bet you actually slither. Do you slither, animal? DO YOU SLITHER?

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@sophblack @StartupSmartnow Mind you, “gung-ho” is the perfect word to describe the start-uo scene, so as you were. ;)

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@sophblack @StartupSmartnow “Gung-ho”? Really? It’s a negative thing. Macquarie: “intemperately and naively enthusiastic”.

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@rycrozier That’s why I didn’t even bother looking. But hey, a great bit of magnet content for them to have put out there.

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In which the Coalition said on record there’d be no cuts to the ABC. openaustralia.org/debates/?id=20… openaustralia.org/senate/?id=201… HT @maxious

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@maxious @MissBaileyWoof @henaredegan Thanks. I didn’t get around to that yesterday. Much appreciated.

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RT @rycrozier: NBN Co’s $98bn liability to Telstra - the original story here: commsday.com/commsday-austr… [Yes, credit where it’s due. Lazy me.]

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“NBN Co may have to pay Telstra $98b”, writes @Davidramli smh.com.au/business/the-e…

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@infinite8horizo @jvanegue Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll be catching up on the latest Heartbleed stuff later today.

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There’s links to all the other stuff I did, including a lot about Heartbleed, in my Weekly Wrap. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/20…

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My UTS guest lecture “Algorithms and the Filter Bubble, Take 3” from last Monday is now online. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Monday Breakfast is under construction. pic.twitter.com/s7dBI9LQnb

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As promised to @LaTrioli, a photo of my breasts, or at least one of them. pic.twitter.com/n85QLlLssU

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@juhasaarinen I do want to visit American Shooters again. Thinking of staying on in the US for a week or two after NetSuite’s SuiteWorld.

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RT @LaTrioli: @stilgherrian Ah, blow it out your chicken. [This is probably the best tweet I’m going to get all week. I treasure it.]

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@juhasaarinen We need to spend a week in Las Vegas then.

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fjsteele My 7yo daughter captured the essence of programming after an hour with @hopscotch pic.twitter.com/693pMHmZFX

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“Heartboned: Why Google needs to reclaim Android updates”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/heartboned-why…

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NewtonMark “Fascinator.” RT @stilgherrian: RT @Zaphod_BBX: is there a collective noun for lady members? [“icing” or, more generally, a “decoration”.]

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SwiftOnSecurity Due to unprecedented interest, I am announcing the founding of infosec consulting firm SwiftSec.
I will personally lead TaylorTeam6.

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Chicken-whacking for everyone!

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@LaTrioli Thanks. I’ll send you a photo of my chicken. But I only have the breasts, so the rest of this joke writes itself, and is wrong.

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RT @mrgrumpystephen: @LaTrioli pretty sure @stilgherrian’s complaint could be narrowed down to “everything” [Yeah, pretty much.]

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@LaTrioli May I draw your attention to this tweet. The linked-to story was wrong too, IIRC, but it’s OK now. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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RT @Zaphod_BBX: is there a collective noun for lady members? [Yes. It’s an “icing” or, more generally, a “decoration” of lady-members.]

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OK, it’s chicken time. (But don’t tell @BreakfastNews, or they’ll tell you when it’s chicken time in half past Ukraine.)

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@haruki_zaemon @elronxenu Yes, that is where this particular conversation started.

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How MANY lady-members did Mr Rabbit have, @elronxenu? No, lady-members are uncountable, like sheep, or fish. He had “some” lady-members.

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Ignore @BreakfastNews’s clock-up about tomorrow’s lunar eclipse. It’s in the EVENING Eastern Australian time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_201…

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RT @Snailseyeview: The bush stone-curlew uprising is beginning. pic.twitter.com/yb4K77SvRi [“The one in the middle? Watch him.”]

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Mon plan, draft: Turn this shambles of emails, notes, ideas and minor hallucinations into a plan for the next month or so; eat chicken.

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Are you singing the song yet? Don’t make me ask you all individually.

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jbrodkin Prediction: the “passwords are obsolete” people will be just as successful as the Occupy Wall Street protesters.

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RT @Beaker: I officially call it. Using the hashtag before anyone else starts to ;) [He’s such a trend-setter, this guy here.]

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“Just sorting out another @BreakfastNews clock-up…”

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@BreakfastNews So a “blood moon rising”, sure, but the mid-eclipse point is at 0747 UTC. That’s 1747 AEST. Full Moon rises in the evening.

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@BreakfastNews Erm, Tuesday evening Australian time, isn’t it? I don’t think you’ve converted UTC to AEST properly? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_201…

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paulcoxon TL;DR Wikipedia is my new favourite thing tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com pic.twitter.com/7twKfz9smP

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Today we are all lady-members, the forgotten ones, as besuited boofheads confuse a trade delegation with their private school rowing club.

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RT @dfg77 he didn’t actually seem to have noticed they were absent until the photo call. [Were lady-members told? Or another after-thought?]

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“Heartbleed redux: Private SSL keys, routers, clients exposed”, an update by @juhasaarinen itnews.com.au/News/382681,he…

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It’s not like it’d be difficult for Mr Rabbit to learn and remember the lady-members’ names. There’s not that many of them.

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As others have observed, he knows all the men by name, and calls them by pet versions of a given name. Then it’s nameless “lady-members”.

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I am pleased that this video showing Mr Rabbit’s innate and inane sexism about his lady-members is being tweeted. youtu.be/w9tdoZJBuf4

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Colvinius Proportion of expenditure on public broadcasting in a range of countries: pressprogress.ca/en/post/charti… pic.twitter.com/3hrOi7clKm via @johndory49

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@cxi And rightly so. :) I am merely curious about the real-world experiences out there, as opposed to the cartoon versions we normally see.

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@leslienassar [Smirks.] You’re right, that would have been gloriously SMEGalicious. Lickably so, in fact.

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Me neighther. Sorry. RT @explanoit: I don’t know why I’m retweeting this.
RT “@dmuth: So do prudish ponies read 50 Shades of Neigh?”

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@cxi True. I am, of course, an idiot. As you were, Sir.

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He was figuring out how he might be able to spot keys, but then just started seeing “BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY” strings in his script output.

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In which @jmgosney explains how he extracted private keys from the Cloudflare Heartbleed Challenge. gist.github.com/epixoip/105706…

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Pandamoanimum My cat is out all hours, whines until I give her attention and food and then buggers off out again.

It’s like having another husband.

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@cxi I gather you’re back in beautiful downtown Bagram? Was the attack different from usual? Or was that about your reactions?

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THIS IS WHAT I AM LIKE WHEN I HAVE MORE THAN FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP IN ONE NIGHT SO JUST FUCKING WELL SING YOU STUPID STUPID PEOPLE.

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ARE YOU SINGING ALONG WITH THE SONG, YOU DISRESPECTFUL BASTARDS? SING, FUCK YOU, SING! SING FOR GERRY! youtube.com/watch?v=zmVkn9…

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@ssharwood I think that if I were with a neocon princess, I would build a lair for her, and we would live together beneath a volcano.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je pense que je connais la cause. C’était une expérience à la fois accidentelle et succès.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, je n’ai pas eu beaucoup de sommeil depuis des mois. Aussi, la semaine dernière a été la plus productive en mois.

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@ssharwood I have no idea what this means, nor do I dare looking it up. I quite like the idea of it being an utter mystery.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis confus. Il me semble avoir dormi pendant cinq ou même six heures la nuit dernière. Très confus. Et vous?

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manjusrii This is going to become a giant poster on living room wall pic.twitter.com/DeBvcNawUS

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Obviously the SMEGtric I will not achieve today is speling proper good.

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Next time people are doing one of those highly amusing* telephone jokes, here’s one with Gerry Anderson. pic.twitter.com/gtjtSPr9iM

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I wonder what SMEGtrics I can achieve today, since I already with at “neocon sex kitten”.

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nickpickles Bravo, Banksy, bravo. A new look for one Cheltenham phone box… pic.twitter.com/mor82fsRUV

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Monday 14 April. Happy birthday Gerry Anderson, wherever in space you are. RIP. Here’s a song. youtube.com/watch?v=zmVkn9…

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