Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

April 18th, 2014

SnarkyPlatypus bnm,./

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

“Tech Hipsters Are Now Attaching GoPro cameras To The Homeless” socialnewsdaily.com/36359/tech-hip… HT @duncanriley

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@marcfennell And now it’ll be on @ABCNews24, so there’s even more credibility. GODDAM TELEVISION. :P

via Janetter for Mac in reply to marcfennell

@drearyclocks I understand those words individually. but not when they are placed in that order.

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@marcfennell Yeah I suppose I’ve done worse on camera… but you could have stopped me. Saved me from myself. pic.twitter.com/SgsEHBs0um

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@drearyclocks I don’t know what those things are, but they look wrong.

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DownloadABC You can now WATCH as well as listen. youtube.com/watch?v=9CKBWu… This week with @stilgherrian & @ClaireRPorter

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@PacketNetworks @caseyjohnellis Jessica was most polite when she stumbled upon departure, planting a hand in my face for stability.

via Plume for Android in reply to PacketNetworks

OrkneyLibrary What else happens at this time? Is it Easter when you wrap pickled walnuts in a snood and bury near a pound shop? Or is that Christmas?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

@SnarkyPlatypus Good Friday isn’t a holiday in many parts of the US, I believe.

via Plume for Android in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

OrkneyLibrary Overheard in the Library: Woman 1 ‘Who did Whistler’s Mother?’ Woman 2 ‘Dr Hook’

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

@CabbagePatchCat They’ve won awards for it. They once live tweeted an S Club 7 concert.

via Plume for Android in reply to CabbagePatchCat

“We have to get off at Pyrmont Bay or some shit,” she explains to her friend. “Stand up, Jessica!” Jessica can barely do so.

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Some of their ideas for hiding their stash are quite anatomically detailed.

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Fourteen year old girls on the tram trying to hide their hip flasks and discussing where to hide their stash.

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OrkneyLibrary Still no chocolate eggs :-( *weeps*

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

OrkneyLibrary We only open at 9.15am but the book return box is open so if you are outside with chocolate eggs please deposit in said box. Thank you.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

By your ringtones shall ye be judged.

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I so need to go to Orkney.

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OrkneyLibrary EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

OrkneyLibrary Don’t just turn up here with random eggs.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

OrkneyLibrary Provided they are made of chocolate, obvs.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

OrkneyLibrary If you don’t have any Mini Eggs we would be equally as happy with big eggs.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

These people should be ashamed to be consuming oxygen without providing anything in return.

via Plume for Android

@SnarkyPlatypus L’idiome est détruit, donc je suis obligé d’accord avec ce que vous dites.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus You leave the Attorney-General alone! He might be thinking!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

reallykazcooke I feel a bit out of sorts. It might be because my uterus is wandering around my body again. Burn me. Or duck me, whatevs.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:24 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui a été étrange. Je blâme Hitler. Et les abrutis qui pullulent dans le port. Et vous?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@JohnBirmingham I went the Godwin on Radio National the other day, but I think I got away with it.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JohnBirmingham

“So you really like sake,” says the waiter. What is she implying here, exactly?

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CalvinBNE Your “rules of gravity” are stifling my freedom of expression and must be amended.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

oneplanetmikey I remain unconvinced about the science of gravity.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@JohnBirmingham I’m thinking of starting a new blog dedicated to his wisdom*.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JohnBirmingham

chris_stevenson There is now a tumblr following along with OpenBSD as they rip apart OpenSSL opensslrampage.org

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

JohnBirmingham The science of alchemy is very old & deserving of respect for its contribution to the Treasury’s Lead Into Gold program

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@JohnBirmingham Hasn’t Soapy the Ankle QC been truly superb* lately? An inspiration* for future generations!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JohnBirmingham

JohnBirmingham Unless you have sailed to the edge of the world to prove its not there just shut up with all the hate for flat earthers.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@juhasaarinen Nurture that feeling. Become judgemental. Become violent. It is the only answer.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to juhasaarinen

@juhasaarinen We all should judge, lest we be judged.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to juhasaarinen

Darling Harbour. The collective IQ barely reaches two digits. I can feel my soul being drained.

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OH: “You’ve just got undone what you did at the church in one fell swoop.”

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Sydney Trains welcomes Intercity travellers and is proud to offer luxurious facilities. instagram.com/p/m6vL63iFpm/

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Combining all your thoughts (thank you) I deduce that the reason if that everything on this planet is stupid and should be destroyed.

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Is it Australian law that FM radio presenters MUST be referred to by boofhead bogan nicknames! Is there research supporting this as good?

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@ClaireRPorter @marcfennell This was pretty much my feeling too. Yet the end result worked, if a bit ranty.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ClaireRPorter

CyberPrefixerAU Christ’s cyberresurrection ‘relevant to all Australians’

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

llament @mikewsc1 @stilgherrian The next parliamentary session could see soapy introduce legisltation to repeal the law of conservation of energy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

SoaPy sOApy soApY SOaPy soapY sAOpy sYapo SpayO YaPOS oPysA.

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phbarratt Re last RT: I have honours degree in physics. I would like AG to take me through physics of why my acceptance of climate change is mediaeval

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Poor Soapy the Ankle QC. His views are so seriously suppressed that they’re only published in global mastheads, large and small. Oppression!

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mikewsc1 George Brandis accuses those who accept climate change science of being ‘mediaeval’. That’s accept, not reject. gu.com/p/3zgmh/tw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Disgruntled. On a train.

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@leslienassar @franksting Does that mean you’ll need the high-res versions?

via Plume for Android in reply to leslienassar

@aleeb88 I already have a photo for Christmas cards, with me wearing antlers.

via Plume for Android in reply to aleeb88

The End of the Line, Wentworth Falls. pic.twitter.com/tHdzCdoFPC

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@leslienassar I know what I did. I take full responsibility for my own actions.

via Plume for Android in reply to leslienassar

@leslienassar You might as well add this one to your collection… photo. pic.twitter.com/smcV32GNMa

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Photo for my Easter greetings… sorted! instagram.com/p/m6epRliFjv/

via Instagram

scottdagostino The greatest sentence ever written was printed in the Times today: pic.twitter.com/F0XMmlF6Ko via @GilesKristian

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Eating a Pie of Compensation.

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@ChrissieM @bernietb No the train is fine. The taxi operator “forgot” the booking I’d made earlier this morning.

via Plume for Android in reply to ChrissieM

Yep, that’s a fail. The 1136 is now replaced with the 1236, and I’ll relaxedly brunch in Wentworth Falls first.

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Fail is setting in, I fear.

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T minus 2 minutes and counting.

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T minus 5 minutes and counting.

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T minus 10 minutes and counting.

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T minus 15 minutes and counting.

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CipherLaw If you can clear out your Inbox, you aren’t getting enough mail. It’s that simple.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

T minus 30 minutes and counting, although @sylmobile should just calm the fuck down.

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explanoit Go away you stupid furries - this isn’t a fursuit I’m just Italian.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Yes, Europe’s “The Final Countdown” does the job very, very nicely.

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@deconverter @sylmobile I so shouldn’t have escalated this. Please forget that I ever spoke. That I ever existed, in fact.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to deconverter

Kaspersky Lab’s report “IT threat evolution Q1 2014” is out. securelist.com/en/analysis/20…

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RT @sylmobile: Is Putin a Catholic? [Does the bear shit in Ukraine?]

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Actually, I’m going to START that. Because it’s a sensible countermeasure tho that bullshit reggae emanating from The Daft Zone.

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T minus 60 minutes and counting.

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@dmickweir Has it ever been a good look? Have ANY of it ever been cool?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to dmickweir

NickMGreen “”Horses in the area are
not happy at all about the
mosque” - an actual objector to a proposed mosque in Bendigo [Bendigo Weekly 11/4]

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Fri plan: Tidy & pack (nearly done); sysadmin tasks; 1136 train to Sydney, work en route; errand via tram; 1500 drinks; launch SEKRIT thing.

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RT @sylmobile: Looks like they found the Heartbleed Hacker bit.ly/1tfWd0b twitpic.com/e1ec0c [Damn, my cover is blown.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian You’re a helpful person. [No, I’m even better than that. I’m “helpful”.]

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“Clicking ‘Like’ can cancel your right to sue a company”, writes @LisaVaas nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/04/17/cli… HT @BlogsofWarTech

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Yesterday UNSW’s David Vaile and I “helped” @andy_park make this story about Heartbleed for @TheFeedSBS2 sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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Yesterday @ClaireRPorter and I “helped” @marcfennell make @DownloadABC, so could listen if you wanted to. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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As an aside, I love how yellow-tailed black cockatoos sounds like the things the usually send to steal your thoughts and soul while asleep.

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Dinosaurs extinguished after 1.25 hours. Output 49.1V. Switching to fusion power. Input 5.9kW.

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annetreasure I am still buzzing. HOW FUN IS STABBING YOUR OWN MOTHER WITH A NEEDLE

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Right, I’ve got three hours to make a significant impact upon Entropy. Thermodynamics, just go fuck yourself, OK?

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RT @ruminski: “six boxes of grape flavored condoms” [Yes, that sort of attention to detail is why I appreciate the US Secret Service.]

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sylmobile Your role is to report the news, not provide your interpretation. RT @smh: Good morning

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:59 AM, Apr 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@JennaPrice @kcarruthers This is not an image that appeals to me, but I understand the point. This sort of thing is not possible today.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to JennaPrice

@ben_hr They’re not allowed custody, so they don’t got to see kids’ TV. Even if they did have custody, they wouldn’t be that thoughtful.

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But if I don’t live in the past, @kcarruthers, I’d have to live in the future. You’ve met @mpesce. You know why that’s a bad idea.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to kcarruthers

It’s been a very long time since I worked in a way where “public holidays” were an actual thing. Not a complaint, merely an observation.

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“US Agent Lures Romanian Hackers in Subway Data Heist”, that is, a honeytrap! bloomberg.com/news/2014-04-1… HT @csoghoian

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True, @pulauchristmas @iiadamogrady, but the turning of the water in Penfold’s Grange happened earlier in the journey, I think.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. C’est une terre de confusion, mais je suis heureux que Monsieur Collins n’est pas impliqué. Et vous?

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Fri plan, draft: Tidy and pack; sysadmin tasks; 1136 train to Sydney, work en route; errand via tram; 1500 drinks; launch SEKRIT thing; TBA.

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Friday, but I don’t see what’s good about it. I’ve just had to set fire to another dinosaur. And didn’t some bloke get nailed to a tree?

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Why is it after 1am?

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“Gap year drug mule sex holiday.”

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