SnarkyPlatypus bnm,./
“Tech Hipsters Are Now Attaching GoPro cameras To The Homeless” http://t.co/9aQhwnbjiK HT @duncanriley
@marcfennell And now it’ll be on @ABCNews24, so there’s even more credibility. GODDAM TELEVISION. :P
@drearyclocks I understand those words individually. but not when they are placed in that order.
@marcfennell Yeah I suppose I’ve done worse on camera… but you could have stopped me. Saved me from myself. pic.twitter.com/SgsEHBs0um
@drearyclocks I don’t know what those things are, but they look wrong.
@drearyclocks Who’s Ched?
@leoniedoyle I im jeluz.
Oh this video is quite wrong. https://t.co/9t8GoczQYx
RT @DownloadABC: You can now WATCH #DownloadThisShow as well as listen. https://t.co/qRSTClhqEz This week with @stilgherrian & @ClaireRPort…
@PacketNetworks @caseyjohnellis Jessica was most polite when she stumbled upon departure, planting a hand in my face for stability.
OrkneyLibrary What else happens at this time? Is it Easter when you wrap pickled walnuts in a snood and bury near a pound shop? Or is that Christmas?
@SnarkyPlatypus I am aware that Orkney is not in the US.
@SnarkyPlatypus Good Friday isn’t a holiday in many parts of the US, I believe.
OrkneyLibrary Overheard in the Library: Woman 1 ‘Who did Whistler’s Mother?’ Woman 2 ‘Dr Hook’
@CabbagePatchCat They’ve won awards for it. They once live tweeted an S Club 7 concert.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes.
“We have to get off at Pyrmont Bay or some shit,” she explains to her friend. “Stand up, Jessica!” Jessica can barely do so.
Some of their ideas for hiding their stash are quite anatomically detailed.
Fourteen year old girls on the tram trying to hide their hip flasks and discussing where to hide their stash.
OrkneyLibrary Still no chocolate eggs :-( *weeps*
OrkneyLibrary We only open at 9.15am but the book return box is open so if you are outside with chocolate eggs please deposit in said box. Thank you.
By your ringtones shall ye be judged.
I so need to go to Orkney.
OrkneyLibrary EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS #madeofchocolateifyouplease
OrkneyLibrary Don’t just turn up here with random eggs.
OrkneyLibrary Provided they are made of chocolate, obvs.
OrkneyLibrary If you don’t have any Mini Eggs we would be equally as happy with big eggs.
Judging people.
Flock of Cranes instagram.com/p/m7FTJciFsA/
These people should be ashamed to be consuming oxygen without providing anything in return.
@SnarkyPlatypus L’idiome est détruit, donc je suis obligé d’accord avec ce que vous dites.
@sylmobile War criminal!
@SnarkyPlatypus You leave the Attorney-General alone! He might be thinking!
reallykazcooke #tweetlikeBrandis I feel a bit out of sorts. It might be because my uterus is wandering around my body again. Burn me. Or duck me, whatevs.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui a été étrange. Je blâme Hitler. Et les abrutis qui pullulent dans le port. Et vous?
@JohnBirmingham I knew you’d understand.
@JohnBirmingham I went the Godwin on Radio National the other day, but I think I got away with it. #dontmentionthewar
@JohnBirmingham You’re going the Godwin on this?
“So you really like sake,†says the waiter. What is she implying here, exactly?
CalvinBNE Your “rules of gravity” are stifling my freedom of expression and must be amended. #TweetlikeBrandis
oneplanetmikey I remain unconvinced about the science of gravity. #TweetlikeBrandis
@JohnBirmingham I’m thinking of starting a new blog dedicated to his wisdom*.
chris_stevenson There is now a tumblr following along with OpenBSD as they rip apart OpenSSL #fascinating opensslrampage.org
JohnBirmingham #TweetlikeBrandis The science of alchemy is very old & deserving of respect for its contribution to the Treasury’s Lead Into Gold program
@JohnBirmingham Hasn’t Soapy the Ankle QC been truly superb* lately? An inspiration* for future generations!
JohnBirmingham #TweetlikeBrandis Unless you have sailed to the edge of the world to prove its not there just shut up with all the hate for flat earthers.
@juhasaarinen Nurture that feeling. Become judgemental. Become violent. It is the only answer.
@juhasaarinen We all should judge, lest we be judged.
Darling Harbour. The collective IQ barely reaches two digits. I can feel my soul being drained.
Pyrmont Bridge instagram.com/p/m6zPCFCFth/
OH: “You’ve just got undone what you did at the church in one fell swoop.”
Sydney Trains welcomes Intercity travellers and is proud to offer luxurious facilities. instagram.com/p/m6vL63iFpm/
Combining all your thoughts (thank you) I deduce that the reason if that everything on this planet is stupid and should be destroyed.
Is it Australian law that FM radio presenters MUST be referred to by boofhead bogan nicknames! Is there research supporting this as good?
@ClaireRPorter @marcfennell This was pretty much my feeling too. Yet the end result worked, if a bit ranty.
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/m6puT_iFi8/
CyberPrefixerAU Christ’s cyberresurrection ‘relevant to all Australians’
llament @mikewsc1 @stilgherrian The next parliamentary session could see soapy introduce legisltation to repeal the law of conservation of energy
SoaPy sOApy soApY SOaPy soapY sAOpy sYapo SpayO YaPOS oPysA.
phbarratt Re last RT: I have honours degree in physics. I would like AG to take me through physics of why my acceptance of climate change is mediaeval
Poor Soapy the Ankle QC. His views are so seriously suppressed that they’re only published in global mastheads, large and small. Oppression!
mikewsc1 George Brandis accuses those who accept climate change science of being ‘mediaeval’. That’s accept, not reject. gu.com/p/3zgmh/tw
Disgruntled. On a train.
@leslienassar @franksting Does that mean you’ll need the high-res versions?
@aleeb88 I already have a photo for Christmas cards, with me wearing antlers.
@franksting @leslienassar I am not important enough for @DeptOfAustralia.
The End of the Line, Wentworth Falls. pic.twitter.com/tHdzCdoFPC
@leslienassar I know what I did. I take full responsibility for my own actions.
@leslienassar You might as well add this one to your collection… photo.pic.twitter.com/smcV32GNMaa
Photo for my Easter greetings… sorted! instagram.com/p/m6epRliFjv/
The old Wentworth Falls Post Office pic.twitter.com/6bwh33qsDg
scottdagostino The greatest sentence ever written was printed in the Times today: pic.twitter.com/F0XMmlF6Ko via @GilesKristian
Eating a Pie of Compensation.
@ChrissieM @bernietb No the train is fine. The taxi operator “forgot” the booking I’d made earlier this morning.
Yep, that’s a fail. The 1136 is now replaced with the 1236, and I’ll relaxedly brunch in Wentworth Falls first.
Fail is setting in, I fear.
Still holding…
Holding…
T minus 2 minutes and counting.
T minus 5 minutes and counting.
T minus 10 minutes and counting.
T minus 15 minutes and counting.
CipherLaw If you can clear out your Inbox, you aren’t getting enough mail. It’s that simple.
T minus 30 minutes and counting, although @sylmobile should just calm the fuck down.
explanoit Go away you stupid furries - this isn’t a fursuit I’m just Italian.
Online retail explained #54: http://t.co/1U07JoM56G
@chrisjrn Oh DO pay attention.
I think I might go to Cabramatta tomorrow. #thinkingaloud #cabramatta #tomorrow #maybe #icanoutsmegallofyouankles
Yes, Europe’s “The Final Countdown” does the job very, very nicely.
@deconverter @sylmobile I so shouldn’t have escalated this. Please forget that I ever spoke. That I ever existed, in fact.
Kaspersky Lab’s report “IT threat evolution Q1 2014” is out. http://t.co/eyOVQm667w
RT @sylmobile: Is Putin a Catholic? [Does the bear shit in Ukraine?]
Actually, I’m going to START that. Because it’s a sensible countermeasure tho that bullshit reggae emanating from The Daft Zone.
No, not that.
T minus 60 minutes and counting.
@dmickweir Has it ever been a good look? Have ANY of it ever been cool?
RT @NickMGreen: ““Horses in the area are
not happy at all about the
mosque†- an actual objector to a proposed mosque in Bendigo [Bendigo W…
Fri plan: Tidy & pack (nearly done); sysadmin tasks; 1136 train to Sydney, work en route; errand via tram; 1500 drinks; launch SEKRIT thing.
RT @sylmobile: Looks like they found the Heartbleed Hacker bit.ly/1tfWd0b twitpic.com/e1ec0c [Damn, my cover is blown.]
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian You’re a helpful person. [No, I’m even better than that. I’m “helpful”.]
“Clicking ‘Like’ can cancel your right to sue a company”, writes @lisavaas http://t.co/MMswKTfShM HT @BlogsofWarTech
Yesterday UNSW’s David Vaile and I “helped” @andy_park make this story about Heartbleed for @TheFeedSBS2 http://t.co/8sNOCGyuqF
Yesterday @ClaireRPorter and I “helped” @marcfennell make @DownloadABC, so could listen if you wanted to. http://t.co/I6IALT8RlO
As an aside, I love how yellow-tailed black cockatoos sounds like the things the usually send to steal your thoughts and soul while asleep.
Dinosaurs extinguished after 1.25 hours. Output 49.1V. Switching to fusion power. Input 5.9kW.
annetreasure I am still buzzing. HOW FUN IS STABBING YOUR OWN MOTHER WITH A NEEDLE
Right, I’ve got three hours to make a significant impact upon Entropy. Thermodynamics, just go fuck yourself, OK?
RT @ruminski: “six boxes of grape flavored condoms” [Yes, that sort of attention to detail is why I appreciate the US Secret Service.]
@JennaPrice @kcarruthers This is not an image that appeals to me, but I understand the point. This sort of thing is not possible today.
@jenny_sinclair What’s “annual leave”?
@kcarruthers That’s terrible, Miss Kate.
@SnarkyPlatypus Félicitations. Mais ce que je dois tout expliquer? https://t.co/odDGX3EawZ
@ben_hr They’re not allowed custody, so they don’t got to see kids’ TV. Even if they did have custody, they wouldn’t be that thoughtful.
But if I don’t live in the past, @kcarruthers, I’d have to live in the future. You’ve met @mpesce. You know why that’s a bad idea.
It’s been a very long time since I worked in a way where “public holidays” were an actual thing. Not a complaint, merely an observation.
“US Agent Lures Romanian Hackers in Subway Data Heist”, that is, a honeytrap! http://t.co/7DBRfYMpfc HT @csoghoian
True, @pulauchristmas @iiadamogrady, but the turning of the water in Penfold’s Grange happened earlier in the journey, I think.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. C’est une terre de confusion, mais je suis heureux que Monsieur Collins n’est pas impliqué. Et vous?
Fri plan, draft: Tidy and pack; sysadmin tasks; 1136 train to Sydney, work en route; errand via tram; 1500 drinks; launch SEKRIT thing; TBA.
Friday, but I don’t see what’s good about it. I’ve just had to set fire to another dinosaur. And didn’t some bloke get nailed to a tree?
Why is it after 1am?
“Gap year drug mule sex holiday.”