Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 20th, 2014

@shiftkey Yep, bravery and insanity, close allies, in my experience. Bravest people I’ve known have been crazy fuckers.

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RT @DerbysDogPolice: Great profile picture I think you win. @stilgherrian [Thanks. So, a get-out-of-jail-free card for Derbyshire, yeah?]

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@paulwallbank @dobes I don’t think North Korea is my only option. Chattanooga maybe. Lafayette.

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Did you like “The 9pm Edict” podcast? Then let me introduce “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection”. There’s a video. pozible.com/edict1

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@shiftkey Kinda. If you’re really unlucky you’ll summon Phil Collins.

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@dobes Balmain should pretty much be razed anyway, or turn all those SUVs into longships. Burn them in kerosene and activated almonds.

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RT @shiftkey: are hall & Oates still a thing? [They were never a thing. Now stop saying it or the smoke will part and they’ll appear.]

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@dobes Fuck off. Also, yes, I know. And if I’m in a hurry I have to burn off 4G at a thorough sodomisation per gigabyte.

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@indiwood @Dropbox @1Password No problems. Happy to pass on what I know, but I always stress that I don’t know individuals’ needs.

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@duncanriley They’ll presumably come when the daytime staff hit it. Easter Sunday is not exactly prime time in a newsroom.

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So 12 hours ago I launched “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection” on @Pozible. The 2-minute video might encourage you. pozible.com/edict1

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@HWAevents Hah! To be honest, Instagram I don’t care so much about, but yeah some people need to be punched in the face.

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@indiwood That said, @Dropbox @1Password are your official sources, and my risk assessment may not be you risk assessment.

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@indiwood So @Dropbox says they’ve fixed things their end, but if @1Password vault was passed while vulnerable, all passwords are tainted.

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frankieboyle All the Christian festivals revolve around chocolate and presents. Almost as if they’re trying to lure kids in for some reason.

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OK, I’ll STFU. There are people with genuine grief among all the recreational-grief remora, and I’m too tired to behave with dignity myself.

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For bonus points, you could show how my immediately previous tweet is an example of exactly the thing I rail against. I’m a hypocrite.

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If I were going the full SMEGtacular, I’d now be working out how I could link Wran’s death to a dusted-off blog post. Watch, you’ll see it.

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@peterlloydau @smh I’m an arsehat, I know, but I’m also well over news-gathering turning into a seagulls-and-chips experience.

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RT @peterlloydau: @stilgherrian @smh more details perhaps you bumbling ninny [Is it any of our business? I am as you describe, however.]

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I’m hoping someone at @smh is sober tonight and remembers that BREAKING HE’S DEAD HE’S DEAD is somewhat less than dignified.

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RT @smh: Breaking: Former NSW premier Neville Wran has died. More to come. [What? So he’ll somehow get more dead? Grow the fuck up.]

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Last drinks have just been called.

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That reminds me of another video, one with a koala in it.

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MT @BrigadierSlog: Waiting for the tram at Cockatoo Island for the Biennale of Sydney plus.google.com/11547706708767… pic.twitter.com/VOHkbKoMnC [What?]

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@unsungsongs Thanks, Marcus. Do please tell me next time you’re in the vicinity. It’s been too long between drinks.

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Look, if a man of quality and taste like @unsungsongs supports me, you should too. pozible.com/edict1 Unless end times. Place your bets!

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unsungsongs . @stilgherrian played me like a violin. … Thank you for Supporting The 9 O’Clock Resurrection pozible.com/project/33510/…

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@PointZeroOne Wut? I’m exceedingly well behaved in that video!

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RT @DerbysDogPolice: Happy Easter… pic.twitter.com/dFJG4wvJqG [Unfair! Your ears are better than mine!]

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RT @sylmobile: I have not yet decided my pledge level for pozible.com/edict1 [So we need a bigger one?]

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@unsungsongs Yeah I can outSMEG all these arsehats. ;)

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GreenJ Oh yes

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@unsungsongs I’m collecting these as standby jokes for the “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection”. pozible.com/edict1

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Um, a Woman of a Certain Age just came into the pub and asked for two bottles of Passion Pop to take away.

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@johnthelutheran So, to be clear, the message is “Christ is Risen”? Today? Why’s that? (OK, I’ll get my jacket…)

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aDB OH: How’d you eat that so fast?
A: Gag control.

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@Rhys_Needham @vealmince So yeah obviously that’s who I meant. But it’s so hard telling all these disgusting tools apart.

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@hannahcommodore Jesus wept, what century are we in? AppleScript? (Mind you, a mix of AppleScript and bash is the path to victory.)

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Completely ducked.

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RT @vealmince: As is customary, I am underneath two sleeping cats. [Notifying Mr Morrison immediately.]

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Sydney needs more canals.

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Former “boat person” Tri Nguyen completes his 35-day pilgrimage of thanks. sbs.com.au/news/article/2… It’s just something in my eye, it’s OK.

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“Her Royal Highness flashes secret messages with an improvised heliograph back to her masters in the Kremlin.” royaldayout.tumblr.com/post/832545416…

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I’m now well into the Emergency Duck, even though it’s not an emergency. There shall be no photos, because this is a private moment.

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It’s the same sort of arsehats that say things like this. clientsfromhell.net/post/830910121…

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Somehow those arsehats in Silicon Valley think that an app and “big data” can be the same as a smile from someone who remembers you. Fools.

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Months after my last visit, I’m greeted with “Happy Easter, want any entrées before your duck?” It’s another of my villages.

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Now that you’re all staggering back from your chocolate sportsball boozefest for Zombie Jesus, consider this. pozible.com/edict1

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@SnarkyPlatypus La résurrection est la plupart du temps court terme pour le moment, mais je suis heureux avec les résultats du premier jour.

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Starting a duckspedition.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The word you’re looking for is “speculum”.

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@michaelneale In Las Vegas the Venetian/Palazzo’s breakfast menu begins “Start your day the Palazzo way, jugs of Bloody Mary $26.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Les objectifs ont été atteints. Le système bancaire international m’a permis de vivre. Et vous?

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Buttcracks of the Inner West, the latest installment. pic.twitter.com/TEOqfYLGaS

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Leichhardt Post Office, part of the Italian village instagram.com/p/nAK2W_iFkP/

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Remember this one, voters? When normal school building maintenance was pitched as something marvellous? instagram.com/p/nAJvPICFjS/

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“Differently,” that is to say, wrongly. instagram.com/p/nAIWbgiFh4/

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Green plus Chair equals Sophistication. instagram.com/p/nAIGzQiFhl/

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Needless to say, I am not complying. instagram.com/p/nAHob1iFhF/

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Sydney Buses’ Leichhardt Depot is such glorious civic architecture… instagram.com/p/nAFvwbCFu9/

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Did you enjoy my podcast “The 9pm Edict”? Then look at this. pozible.com/edict1

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RT @theretronaut: 4th November 1909: The first pig to fly (buff.ly/1kNrnrQ) pic.twitter.com/xKhX7g8arb [PAY ATTENTION, PEOPLE!]

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RT @smperris: YouTube has some excellent recommendations twitpic.com/e1likk [OMFG so it does!]

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RT @VanityFare1: I think Bewildered Bilby has a certain ring to it. [True, it does. But I have yet to see a bilby.]

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@RealNickHodge Well the Royals like a chunky lad. I hope you winked back.

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New band name: Bemused Koala.

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RT @JayneAzzo: Will & Kate meeting the echidnas! @9NewsAUS pic.twitter.com/RcrDS6u0Jx [So no need to launch the nukes just yet, Vladimir.]

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Right, so with all that done, I can organise breakfast. Wot? What do you mean it’s 1545? Oh FFS.

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@DanielOCnr Mind you, you’re right, sox does everything.

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And now the video is integrated into the @Pozible project. Give me money, you arsehats. pozible.com/edict1

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New video: “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection, Day 1” youtube.com/watch?v=FG4cjB…

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OK, that wasn’t 45 minutes. YouTube was licking cane toads, or something. Stand by.

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@expectproblems I did use FCPX, and then a couple years ago the universe changed and nothing worked any more. I’ll go back to FCP soon.

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jeamland If I don’t support The 9pm Resurrection do I get visited by the Ghosts of @stilgherrian Past, Present and Future or is that different drugs?

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@shaun_prince You know it’s impossible to provision more than 10GB to 20GB per month to wireless in Australia before overrun charges, right?

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The video I am ranting about is the video to go with my @Pozible project, “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection” pozi.be/edict1

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RT @BundyB: @stilgherrian does it involve wine? [OF COURSE IT INVOLVES WINE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.]

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@harlyey @DeanBarnett Oh, I am definitely giving that a go for the next test, thank you.

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ericscheid @stilgherrian whew. My next suggestion would have involved burning an audio cd, 8” tape, a length of hose, and a plumber you can trust.

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@expectproblems I intend to move to Final Cut Pro once I have a new machine, i.e. one with more than 4GB RAM and fewer dents in the casing.

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WAITING FOR AN ADDLED COPPER INTERNET LINK TO TAKE 45 MINUTES TO UPLOAD A MERE 150MB THANK YOU MALCOLM HAPPY EASTER YOU PRICK.

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@expectproblems Don’t hit me, but I was using iMovie and then mixing the audio in Reaper. I’ll figure new workflows when I get a new Mac.

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It turns out it can all be done in QuickTime 7 after all, using the “Add to movie” menu item with the Movie Inspector. I’ll blog it later.

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Hey I’ve got it! Stand by for confirmation.

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Wait, I’ve had an idea…

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I’m surprised that Reaper, the DAW I use, can’t render out to AAC.

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RT @smperris: Needs more faders. [Bah. I can add more faders if you like. Or maybe more flashing lights.]

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RT @ericscheid: @stilgherrian convertfiles.com ? Good thinking, but I need something to be part of an offline production workflow.

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I seriously do not have an established workflow for video production any more. This is a shambles.

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So, OS X people, quickest way to convert the AIFF file I just created of the final mix back into AAC so I can paste it back into the movie?

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I have no idea what I’m doing.

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I am making a video to go with said @Pozible, but for some reason I am completely incapable of comprehending iMovie today.

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Earlier today this Doom Clown launched a new @Pozible, “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection”, with an obvious purpose. pozi.be/edict1

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@benkepes @rebeccacaroe Sorry, I have distracted by more disturbing events.

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So according to @dailytelegraph’s @TimBlairBlog I am “some species of Doom Clown”. blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph… Ping @mscott @marcfennell

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@dannolan Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Yes, I believe it’s a first.

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Assuming the initial target is reached, the interesting part will be generating more subscriptions. But one step at a time.

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So my @Pozible has nearly reached 10% of its initial target in the first hour since launch. This pleases me. pozi.be/edict1

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@sw Thanks, Susan. It’ll be interesting to see how this one goes.

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RT @bigjsl: Backed @stilgherrian’s new podcast. You know you want to: pozible.com/project/3351 via @Pozible [Thanks very much!]

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casio_juarez Linux is basically a text adventure masquerading as an operating system.

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Sun plan, redraft: Launch @Pozible (done) pozi.be/edict1; make video for same; fix file management mess; blog x 4; remainder TBA.

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RuderpMurdoch I tried hiring @stilgherrian, once. Instead he does this: “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection”! http:// class=”link” href=”http://t.co/11qQYAyDJr”>pozi.be/edict1 pic.twitter.com/nCXgiznouS

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@chrisjrn @Pozible There must be some way of doing that, ‘cos you can keep projects alive as a shop. Pozible projects = subscriber drives?

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@chrisjrn I hadn’t thought of that. But once the @Pozible is done, I can set up subs in @stripe. I guess I should RTFM.

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RT @chrisjrn: I Supported @stilgherrian’s The 9 O’Clock Resurrection pozible.com/project/33510/… (oops) [CAREFUL WITH THE BUTTONS!] [Thank you.]

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Hmmm. The hero image doesn’t fit, even though it’s the dimensions that @Pozible says I should use. [Adds it to the bug list.]

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RT @chrisjrn: Are we funding one episode or a series? [@Pozible now has the technology for subscriptions. Through @stripe AU beta.]

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RT @JennaPrice: Hmm. It’s 9am where I am. [I know. This entire project is a lie.]

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T minus 60 seconds and counting. Twitter can be a bit slow, so you’ll have to imagine things from here on.

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T minus 2 minutes and counting. Everything that needs to be pressurised is fully turgid.

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T minus 3 minutes and counting. Pre-launch checklist is complete.

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T minus 4 minutes and counting.

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T minus 5 minutes and counting.

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T minus 10 minutes and counting.

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T minus 15 minutes and counting.

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T minus 20 minutes and counting.

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T minus 30 minutes and counting.

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T minus 45 minutes and counting.

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T minus 60 minutes and counting.

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When the green button is pressed at 0900 AEST, there will be gaps. But I can use that to my SMEGvantage by tweeting every little update.

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It would appear that SoundCloud has been having performance issues, so when I launch the thing there might be a few glitches.

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T minus 90 minutes and counting.

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T minus 2 hours and counting.

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Herring1967 I touched it

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T minus 2 hours 30 minutes and counting.

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T minus 3 hours and counting.

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T minus 3 hours 30 minutes and counting.

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Sun plan, draft: Deal with all the loose ends, then at 0900 AEST press the “Go!” button on the SEKRIT project; remainder TBA.

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Who moved this rock?

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Hello, Boys and Girls!

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@cxi I’d give birth if those rocket attacks kept happening. :P

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@aleeb88 Nah, I’ll get a few hours sleep now and with luck everything will be uploaded by the morning.

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@_andrewtrinh I’ll tell you privately. My favourite places are small and I don’t want the SMH crowd queueing outside and ruining it. ;)

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@ClaireRPorter I have even worse movie ideas, but I think I’ll shut up now.

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@_andrewtrinh Yep, that looks like Thai boat noodle to me. One of my personal comfort foods. Even if a friend says it tastes like medicine.

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@dobes I am going to have to cover PonyCon.

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I WILL HAVE TO KEEP DRINKING WINE UNTIL ALL THESE FILES UPLOAD AND IT IS MALCOLM’S FAULT SO PHONE HIM TO COMPLAIN IF I GET RAMBUNCTIOUS.

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@ClaireRPorter If that’s a rom com plot I am pretty much going to have to kill you.

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@_andrewtrinh So is Malaysian boat noodle the same as Thai boat noodle? Thick broth with ox blood etc?

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I’ve been waiting two hours for some audio files to upload so I can do the next step, but of course fibre does not increase productivity.

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RT @_andrewtrinh: And it’s only RM9 for all-you-can-eat durian! [This is either heaven or a war crime. Possibly both.]

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T minus 9 hours and counting.

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