Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 24th, 2014

So now that I’ve gotten work pretty much done, what am I meant to be angry with now?

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5at5daily “5at5 number 40 | 24 April 2014”: Scary fauna, old Soviet photos, WWI propaganda, and two space-related yarns. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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RT @zdnetaustralia: Un-API dinosaurs can’t leap the legacy chasm zd.net/1iOWnXP [THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!]

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Want to learn cryptography? The University of Maryland has a free online course coming up. coursera.org/course/cryptog…

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@mpesce @zdnetaustralia “Violated.” The intention is to violate you.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It has some @mpesce in it, but the rest of it is OK.

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RT @drearyclocks: 60p is breaking my brain. [What I can break for £1.20?]

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Bern_Morley Ominous sub-editing fail of the day pic.twitter.com/9FTJ7buL

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“The internet? It’s rabbits all the way down.”

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That @Pozible is about funding my podcast “The 9pm Edict”, which is all explained on the thing. pozible.com/edict1

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The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is at 80% of initial target. pozible.com/edict1 Thank you. 100% by end of lunchtime? pic.twitter.com/kOYS2GhUbU

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Hippopeteamus Ping @Iamverysmart MT @JamesSmith1001: Tony Abbott’s new jet fighters are already making their way to Australia. pic.twitter.com/s9LxzsKmOm

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OMG Pamela I am so glad you told me!!! pic.twitter.com/tQGAMkAxXi

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@technofetishism @bencubby Surely Zeppelins don’t have enough breasts to properly defend Australia’s northern approaches?

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RT @bencubby: I’ll see your 58 fighter jets and raise you 74 Skywhales. [This is a most excellent idea, Mr Cubby.]

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@Bruff I’m sure we can get plenty of helpers.

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@jeremysear A monorail is the way to go. It can be at an angle and it still takes 45 minutes, no matter what the destination.

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bencubby Govt’s commission of audit couldn’t assess the Direct Action plan because ‘there was no detail to assess’ smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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RT @Elmo_Keep: This is performance art now, right? pic.twitter.com/yoBE2pELkG [Everyone involved in this, in any way, should be killed.]

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I WANT TO BORE A TUNNEL THROUGH THE EARTH AND THROW THINGS INTO IT. POINTLESS THINGS. ANNOYING YAPPY LITTLE DOGS. PEOPLE. MOSTLY PEOPLE.

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jeamland So I thought you should know that US Customs groups the following into a single category: Pornographic material, unprocessed furs, skins.

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@scottcarson1957 We at least had a refrigerator, but I know that the “meat safe”, a non-refrigerated cool store, was a thing for my parents.

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DavidParis Isn’t Greg Sheridan already a JSF? Doesn’t do what he’s supposed to, costs way too much, laughed at by countries that don’t have him…

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virag064 I am available for & consults, whether it’s a half day job, or a project. I can also offer remote monitoring or build one for you

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dannolan we are living in hell pic.twitter.com/FB79xDwBSz

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See, @skwashd knows how much I love pocket lint. Why not emulate him? We can hit the first target by lunchtime. pozible.com/edict1

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skwashd I gave @stilgherrian some loose change and pocket lint so he can resurrect his podcast. You should do the same at pozi.be/edict1?ra=50925

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@scottcarson1957 Where I grew up 60km south of Adelaide, we only had cold water in the house. Hot water in buckets from the milking shed.

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washingtonpost 1.6M Americans don’t have indoor plumbing. Let that sink in. wapo.st/1jCG6St pic.twitter.com/QjLgaNuxgo

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Wait, what? We not only plan to BUY the F-35 JSF, we want to FLY it as well? YOU SAID THE AGE OF ENTITLEMENT WAS OVER, HOCKEY.

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“Whales! Whales! Bloody great fishes are whales! They swim in the sea, we eat them for tea, Oh, bloody great fishes are whales!”

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Thu plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; @Pozible pluggage inc video pozible.com/edict1; solve cashflow (again); @5at5daily; slothness.

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RealTimeWWII Americans urged to drive at “Victory Speed” (35mph) & share car rides to save rubber- because “When You Ride Alone…pic.twitter.com/U3qMMHf76767

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RT @nehadk: @martinwalsh Can we just ban kids altogether? Seriously, what are they good for?

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[Long pig veal.]

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RT @expectproblems: Just listen to the goat simulator music on loop for an hour. That’ll do the trick. [No, ten. youtube.com/watch?v=BC0-hk….]

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Um, I just fell asleep for two hour or so, and my body aches, and I feel dreadful.

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Jeff_Sparrow Greg Sheridan wants to be reincarnated as a Joint Strike Fighter (‘Lean, sinuous, sleek, intimidating’). Seriously. theaustralian.com.au/opinion/column…

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PeteLawler China is already in our cupboards!

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trentyarwood In which an Astronomer gets mediaeval on Brandis’ comments on scientific debate. theconversation.com/on-global-warm…

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@LaSweetaDeeva Yeah look, harpoons and tampons are not interchangeable. Even I know that.

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Vice_Is_Hip “That shit still sounds FRESH” - Why Will.i.am thought Minecraft were a seminal German electro band

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God. At first glance, I read: ‘Can I use a tampon to cure cancer.’ I almost spat my coffee out.

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FAQ: Does the carbon tax cause unwanted pregnancies?

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FAQ: Can I use a harpoon to cure cancer?

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FAQ: How do I know whether I am on fire?

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FAQ: How do I know if I am wearing pants?

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RT @CollinVanUden: FAQ: ‘How do I know if I own a wireless microphone?’

Oh dear. [Oh dear indeed.]

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Australia is changing the approved frequencies on which wireless microphones must operate on 1 Jan 2015. acma.gov.au/Home/Industry/… But…

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How Apple does it, in three tweets. pic.twitter.com/uRkktOnekt

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Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; @Pozible plug inc video pozible.com/edict1; solve cashflow (again); @5at5daily; slothness.

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The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is 69% to the first target. pozible.com/edict1 Want to hit that by lunchtime? Go on… pic.twitter.com/11Vuk6ecl1

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@SnarkyPlatypus Non, il est domicilié dans South Yarra, Mais j’ai trouvé le problème sans avoir à acheter un café.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Le total indiqué par mon compte au Pozihle est différente de la mienne ajoutant-up. Je ne comprends pas.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis confus par l’arithmétique. Ma tête me fait mal. Qui dois-je blâmer? Et vous?

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Thursday. Hubble Day, 1990. I’m looking at you. Thursday.

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