So now that I’ve gotten work pretty much done, what am I meant to be angry with now?
5at5daily “5at5 number 40 | 24 April 2014”: Scary fauna, old Soviet photos, WWI propaganda, and two space-related yarns. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…
@mpesce You are in here. zdnet.com/un-api-dinosau…
RT @zdnetaustralia: Un-API dinosaurs can’t leap the legacy chasm zd.net/1iOWnXP [THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!]
@dobes I CAN BE THAT PERSON.
Want to learn cryptography? The University of Maryland has a free online course coming up. coursera.org/course/cryptog…
@mpesce @zdnetaustralia “Violated.” The intention is to violate you.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It has some @mpesce in it, but the rest of it is OK.
RT @drearyclocks: 60p is breaking my brain. [What I can break for £1.20?]
Bern_Morley Ominous sub-editing fail of the day pic.twitter.com/9FTJ7buL
“The internet? It’s rabbits all the way down.”
All 23-ish previous eps of the Edict are on my site stilgherrian.com/category/edict/ iTunes itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the… SoundCloud soundcloud.com/skankmedia/
That @Pozible is about funding my podcast “The 9pm Edict”, which is all explained on the thing. pozible.com/edict1
The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is at 80% of initial target. pozible.com/edict1 Thank you. 100% by end of lunchtime? pic.twitter.com/kOYS2GhUbU
Hippopeteamus Ping @Iamverysmart MT @JamesSmith1001: Tony Abbott’s new jet fighters are already making their way to Australia. pic.twitter.com/s9LxzsKmOm
OMG Pamela I am so glad you told me!!! pic.twitter.com/tQGAMkAxXi
@technofetishism @bencubby Surely Zeppelins don’t have enough breasts to properly defend Australia’s northern approaches?
RT @bencubby: I’ll see your 58 fighter jets and raise you 74 Skywhales. #armada [This is a most excellent idea, Mr Cubby.]
@Bruff I’m sure we can get plenty of helpers.
@jeremysear A monorail is the way to go. It can be at an angle and it still takes 45 minutes, no matter what the destination. #physics
bencubby Govt’s commission of audit couldn’t assess the Direct Action #climate plan because ‘there was no detail to assess’ smh.com.au/federal-politi…
RT @Elmo_Keep: This is performance art now, right? pic.twitter.com/yoBE2pELkG [Everyone involved in this, in any way, should be killed.]
I WANT TO BORE A TUNNEL THROUGH THE EARTH AND THROW THINGS INTO IT. POINTLESS THINGS. ANNOYING YAPPY LITTLE DOGS. PEOPLE. MOSTLY PEOPLE.
jeamland So I thought you should know that US Customs groups the following into a single category: Pornographic material, unprocessed furs, skins.
@scottcarson1957 We at least had a refrigerator, but I know that the “meat safe”, a non-refrigerated cool store, was a thing for my parents.
DavidParis Isn’t Greg Sheridan already a JSF? Doesn’t do what he’s supposed to, costs way too much, laughed at by countries that don’t have him…
virag064 I am available for #UNIX & #OSX consults, whether it’s a half day job, or a project. I can also offer remote monitoring or build one for you
dannolan we are living in hell pic.twitter.com/FB79xDwBSz
See, @skwashd knows how much I love pocket lint. Why not emulate him? We can hit the first target by lunchtime. pozible.com/edict1
skwashd I gave @stilgherrian some loose change and pocket lint so he can resurrect his podcast. You should do the same at pozi.be/edict1?ra=50925
@scottcarson1957 Where I grew up 60km south of Adelaide, we only had cold water in the house. Hot water in buckets from the milking shed.
washingtonpost 1.6M Americans don’t have indoor plumbing. Let that sink in. wapo.st/1jCG6St pic.twitter.com/QjLgaNuxgo
Wait, what? We not only plan to BUY the F-35 JSF, we want to FLY it as well? YOU SAID THE AGE OF ENTITLEMENT WAS OVER, HOCKEY.
“Whales! Whales! Bloody great fishes are whales! They swim in the sea, we eat them for tea, Oh, bloody great fishes are whales!”
Thu plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; @Pozible pluggage inc video pozible.com/edict1; solve cashflow (again); @5at5daily; slothness.
RealTimeWWII Americans urged to drive at “Victory Speed” (35mph) & share car rides to save rubber- because “When You Ride Alone…pic.twitter.com/U3qMMHf76767
RT @nehadk: @martinwalsh Can we just ban kids altogether? Seriously, what are they good for?
:)
[Long pig veal.]
RT @expectproblems: Just listen to the goat simulator music on loop for an hour. That’ll do the trick. [No, ten. youtube.com/watch?v=BC0-hk….]
Um, I just fell asleep for two hour or so, and my body aches, and I feel dreadful.
Jeff_Sparrow Greg Sheridan wants to be reincarnated as a Joint Strike Fighter (‘Lean, sinuous, sleek, intimidating’). Seriously. theaustralian.com.au/opinion/column…
PeteLawler China is already in our cupboards!
trentyarwood In which an Astronomer gets mediaeval on Brandis’ comments on scientific debate. theconversation.com/on-global-warm…
@LaSweetaDeeva Yeah look, harpoons and tampons are not interchangeable. Even I know that.
Vice_Is_Hip “That shit still sounds FRESH” - Why Will.i.am thought Minecraft were a seminal German electro band
LaSweetaDeeva @stilgherrian
God. At first glance, I read: ‘Can I use a tampon to cure cancer.’ I almost spat my coffee out.
FAQ: Does the carbon tax cause unwanted pregnancies? #faqwit
FAQ: Can I use a harpoon to cure cancer? #faqwit
FAQ: How do I know whether I am on fire? #faqwit
FAQ: How do I know if I am wearing pants? #faqwit
RT @CollinVanUden: FAQ: ‘How do I know if I own a wireless microphone?’
Oh dear. [Oh dear indeed.]
Australia is changing the approved frequencies on which wireless microphones must operate on 1 Jan 2015. acma.gov.au/Home/Industry/… But…
How Apple does it, in three tweets. pic.twitter.com/uRkktOnekt
Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; @Pozible plug inc video pozible.com/edict1; solve cashflow (again); @5at5daily; slothness.
The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is 69% to the first target. pozible.com/edict1 Want to hit that by lunchtime? Go on… pic.twitter.com/11Vuk6ecl1
@SnarkyPlatypus Non, il est domicilié dans South Yarra, Mais j’ai trouvé le problème sans avoir à acheter un café.
@SnarkyPlatypus Le total indiqué par mon compte au Pozihle est différente de la mienne ajoutant-up. Je ne comprends pas.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis confus par l’arithmétique. Ma tête me fait mal. Qui dois-je blâmer? Et vous?
Thursday. Hubble Day, 1990. I’m looking at you. Thursday.