@mpesce No, my answer for everything contain more imperatives and expletives. Far more.
There’s a twibbon for that.
@jeamland I submit to a pull request quite often, but… hang on… what are we talking about again?
@jeamland I think on he radio earlier I may have blamed open source software for Hitler, but everyone will forget by next week.
You can’t say “That woman is so not rootable†without getting complaints, but it’s OK to say it about men. Except when they have guns. Shit.
Why, @jeamland, would you even put Eric S Raymond and sex in the same sentence? What is wrong with you?
RT @jeamland: Just got reminded of Eric S. Raymond’s sex advice series again. It’s like losing the game except instead of the game it’s you…
@KyBusiness “Sliders†are not a thing, Ky. How many of these people have you stabbed so f#samsungavngav
Has @davpope been making cartoons again? Or is this an old one? pic.twitter.com/ZUdOIkndcM
RT @GordyPls: How good is Kuldelka [“Not veryâ€, why?]
RT @S7U: HOLY FUCK GEORGE BRANDIS AND KEVIN RUDD HAD A LOVE CHILD http://t.co/zxvpDriE6G
RT @oberonsghost: Those goats, @stilgherrian, those goats. https://t.co/OZPiMb3qQ7 [Yeah this is pretty wrong.]
Dolphins are, as I have said before, arsehats.
He is a dolphin. He is not to be trusted.
@Devar I hear this rhetoric a lot, but it seems little more than bravado. I’m willing to be convinced, but it’ll take more than slogans.
Village Life is in progress.
@Devar Short version: Why would nation states let it happen?
“Irish” pub with Police, that is, the usual thing. pic.twitter.com/0nTcR2pdEg
God you people are stupid.
IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION YOU ARSEHATS.
Can anything explain Tracey Grimshaw, I mean, really?
@thewireradio No worries, you’re right, it’ll keep.
@manaz_d Watch it.
@BundyB Working on it.
RT @BBCWorld: Are crypto-currencies the future of money? bbc.in/1knVlSk pic.twitter.com/hEcOOzJhRa [No.]
@thewireradio That’s sweet, thank you, but I’ve already said you made the right decision. Great show tonight.
I should probably remind this barman of his responsibilities under RSA rules.
It astounds me that anyone with any critical thinking skills at all would have appointed Tim Wilson to anything, let alone an actual job.
Word Puzzle: One letter at a time, change “Tim Wilson†into “Useless Cuntâ€. Hah! Trick question! No need to change any letters at all!
@bengrubb You are going to suffer so much, let me tell you.
RT @ABCthedrum: Here’s Malcolm Fraser’s article on @ABCthedrum [Thanks for the warning.]
@jturner_ibrs @thewireradio Nah, they made the right choice. That was a great episode.
RT @paulkidd: .@chrisberg on @theprojecttv just refused to rule out armed revolution occurring in Australia in the near future. [Well good!]
RT @lukew: “It’s very un-Samsung-like to leave an entire inch between Galaxy devices.†http://t.co/0Cy8ba50J1
Given the stories that @thewireradio ran today, bumping me was the right choice. Great show tonight.
@druey It’s all cool, Druey, there will be other methods of subscribing up in a few days.
Radio bumps me, the tech press bumps me, I can take a hint.
Hmmm. I think @thewireradio has bumped me. That’s cool.
@SnarkyPlatypus En raison de l’incompétence scandaleuse, je serai publié demain. Je ne peux cependant pas expliquer le gouvernement.
‘Co@thewireradioio is produced by journalism students at UTS. And it’s a great program.
I keep forgetting how good @thewireradio is. Given that I lecture at UTS every now and then, I should pimp it more often.
@SamanthaRegione Indeed, @radioadelaide was where I started, then ABC @891adelaide, then manager of @ThreeDRadio, then to Sydney.
@mogadeet I dunno. When we get to it. It was pre-recorded grabs for a package.
@NewtonMark @RealNickHodge Fuck off.
@mogadeet Click on “listen nowâ€.
@RealNickHodge Stop it.
SwiftOnSecurity Based on how humanity has handled Windows XP EOL, I’d say the climate is pretty much screwed.
I’ve got a soft spot for communty radio ‘cos that’s where I started, and I was station manager at a community station one year in the 1990s.
@joshgnosis @dobes You and me both. Enjoy.
@paulkidd Alas, not that “The Wireâ€. If only.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai été très productif, mais certaines personnes ont réussi à transmettre ma sagesse au monde. Et vous?
@SpawnRich True. But it’s been mostly a sunny day here, so we’re all good.
I’m talking internet security on “The WIre†tonight. 2SER Sydney will stream it live at 1800 AEST at http://t.co/B8P3UpqSKa
ThatDamonGuy @triplejHack I used to kick in doors doing dope raids. Now I use it daily instead of OxyContin to treat a police injury. #prochoice
The media industry is the best industry to work in ever. Obviously.
@dobes Am I up today or tomorrow? Asking for a friend.
@dobes @joshgnosis I will be exploring this issue, yes.
@dobes @joshgnosis It’s true. They are.
@jturner_ibrs It’s not about size, James.
@dobes @joshgnosis Americans? Eurovision? Nah, it’ll never happen.
@dobes @joshgnosis I’m recording “The 9pm Shire†in Cronulla on Saturday. My fans have spoken.
@jturner_ibrs 5, 17, 23.
@joshgnosis Look, will you have a goddam holiday?
Yeah, you should be careful.
cwarzel game changer MT @ProfJeffJarvis Piketty idea: from each thinkfluencer, redistribute 5 Klout pts of social capital to ppl w/ egg avatars
@marcfennell @mpesce @DownloadABC @riskybusiness @RNFutureTense It’s a close one, sure, but it’s not me.
@riskybusiness @mpesce @DownloadABC I have not seen Zoolander. OK, I’ll get my jacket…
Shut up and watch the video, @chrisjrn https://t.co/AhGipMVR8y
The sun always shines on TV.
I hope, @marshontap, I hope. (Also, I suppose I might as well go this year.)
marshontap Could be the sheer mass of @mediaconnectau #lizzies journo nominations makes the gin bill prohibitive this year. mobile.influencing.com.au/p/44343
@Aitch_El @teacuptempest It’s a real problem, a real thing, but fuck I get shitty when rational thought goes out the window.
firstdogonmoon TRENDING! RT @trendinaliaAU: @firstdogonmoon the 1st mention of #libspill appears on your TL. Now is Trending Topic in Australia! #trndnl
seamus @zerogeewhiz @stilgherrian so you’re saying it’s more like a meth related drinking incident?
teacuptempest Meth meth meth meth ICE AGE METH EVERYWHERE TEENAGERS ARE ON ALL THE METH THEYVE EVEN STOPPED SMOKING CIGARETTES IN FAVOR OF METH METH METH
RT @Patrickavenell: Fisher & Paykel offers both gas and induction in new freestanding cooker release [Tell me more, big boy!]
@riskybusiness @mpesce @DownloadABC You clearly have access to better drugs that I do.
So how the fuck are we meant to tell the difference between a partial solar eclipse and drunkenness?
@mpesce You’re most kind, but eithe@DownloadABCBC o@riskybusinessss will win that category, by my money.
I’m talking internet security on “The WIre†tonight. 2SER Sydney will stream it live at 1800 AEST at http://t.co/B8P3UpqSKa
RT @Asher_Wolf: @stilgherrian “â€Cyber Consequencesâ€? [Yeah look, where do you start?]
RT @GuardianAus: Why Attica is Australia’s best restaurant trib.al/bvallZh [Lovely. Now go back to reporting the fucking news.]
@bengrubb Oh I can media-whore beyond your wildest dreams, boy, and you know it.
So a chap has just turned up to the bar wearing a white lab coat, pearls, and little else.
RT @bengrubb: I’ll be on @702sydney at about 5.10pm and @6PR at about 6.10pm talking @Uber low cost. [Kill yourself.]
@semibogan 404.
The partial solar eclipse is starting soon. Please stare directly into the Sun and tell us what happens.
Hey infosec friends, opinions on this guy please. Asking for a major media outlet. http://t.co/qJay63Giij
@RossPoulton Oh yeah I probably should have mentioned that. It’s a real ASIC-registered business name.
“Pretending a debt levy is not a tax grossly insults voters’ intelligenceâ€, writes @lenoretaylor. Well quite. http://t.co/qRj4S7Yb9v
@ozdj At a conference once I was speaking after lunch, so decided to speak before eating. Attendee, a former food safety inspector, said no.
@ozdj I believe so, yes. I’m well briefed about food safety from years ago. Subway seafood salad at 6pm? Insanity! I paid the price.
@RealNickHodge Oh do keep up.
@expectproblems Yeah I’m way ahead of you.
@expectproblems Speling.
@expectproblems You sound apoligetic about that. Get over that bullshit quickly, Sir.
@ozdj Can I add “food poisoning� Seafood salad at not-quite-refrigerated temperatures for hour. Great work.
annetreasure wtaf telstra are your customer service people lonely or something pic.twitter.com/Zvbk4VP2ZG
RT @GuardianAus: Troy Buswell fined $3,100 and disqualified from driving for a year trib.al/RbRt4OC [So just bicycle seats from now.]
@WarWraith @jessradio @RNBBing (I refuse to use the term “landlordsâ€. They’re just another business providing a service.)
@WarWraith @jessradio @RNBBing You’re right. There needs to be a mechanism to help make developers and property owvers be more efficient.
I have just filed for @zdnetaustralia, and given my editor some things to consider.
@TristanRayner Oops. Yes. Noted. Will do.
@robcorr Well played. I’ll use that in the script for the next “The 9pm Edictâ€. Credited or not, as you wish.
Right, I’m halfway through this bottle of lunch, so time to finish this op-ed fo@zdnetaustraliaia.
Sorry, SPESHUL.
What the actual fuck is an “aspirational Australian� “I want MOAR, so I’m special and should get it�
Speling, whatt even is it?
The transcriupt of @jessradio’s fine @RNBBing explaining why electricity costs so much in Australia is now online. http://t.co/nWk5dUc7S8
drearyclocks Three cheers for gaffer tape!
RT @elronxenu: So we are Open For Business, cool. [So it would seem.]
Australian Crime Commission’s Illicit Drug Data Reports, which triggered those stories. https://t.co/20JL5dysN6
“Australia pays record prices for highly addictive iceâ€, reports @amworldtodaypm http://t.co/zvO2zcVM3a [Trigger warning: Photo of Uhlmann.]
“International drug cartels target wealthy Australian marketâ€, reports Fairfax, given the ACC report early. http://t.co/qwLayBSuJQ
Katoomba is very quiet today. I guess after school holidays and two long weekends all together, everyone is broke.
@scottcarson1957 There’s a lot of that about.
@scottcarson1957 Yeah he’s certainly an odd creature. One of God’s private little jokes, I suspect.
@stevemcilhatton Eccleston has never struck me as an interesting man. I think I saw him at close range in Adelaide in 1985-87 or whenever.
@nilesh13 Thank you, Nilesh, but that’s a little premature. I still have to kill the other finalists. And there’s so little time.
@scottcarson1957 There’s your inner redneck showing again. Remember how many Depression-era crims wre women, Sir!
I’m astounded that Bernie Eccleston’s name has been linked to bribery and tax evasion allegations. Utterly astounded.
@gavincostello There is never a category quite for me. I make do.
Here’s the mobile version of the Optus IT Journalism Awards list, which I think is not regwalled. mobile.influencing.com.au/p/44343
RT @influencingau: Finalists for the Optus IT Journalism Awards have been announced. influencing.com.au/p/44343
RT @TheCompleatCunt @stilgherrian Oh oh oh one more question.
Why do birds
suddenly appear
every time
You are near?
[LSD and ketamine.]
Bottled dinosaur juice, or something. pic.twitter.com/8O20yGDthl
I’ve just recorded a ranty feelpinion about internet security for community radio’s “The Wire†to air tonight. I’ll plug the details later.
seriouspony Remember: if you take up programming at age 40, by age 45 you could be more experienced than most of those coding the apps you use today.
Pretty much, @jeamland. I may do a quick 2-minute podcast to comment on one specific pieve of arsehattery. I’ll decide the plan tonight.
RT @jeamland: Based on the numbers it looks like we’ll get two episodes of The 9pm Edict along with a bonus fleeting insult. Is that right …
OK, going quiet so I can prepare for the 0930 interview, the background information for which just arrived.
@oberonsghost It did. I had gotten stuck in a hard-to-reach place.
Tue plan: Wrap @Pozible; 0930 interview; write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch & errands, Katoomba; much administrivia; @5at5daily; blogging.
I’l stop the stream of plugs for now, you’ll be pleased to know. I’ll blog about what will happen next some time this evening.
The 9 O’Clock Resurrection is done! Thank you for the $1082 in the production pool for Maypozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/gGx46tYkxPxP
@FlyOpineMonkey @Drag0nista @chriskkenny #edict9 Don’t need @Poziblele for that, it’s a trivial Twitter robot thing.
RT @TheCompleatCunt: Should I get out of bed and log in to pozible, then? [Only if you want.]
RT @aqualung: That late, tiny flicker upwards was me … [Thank you. It did move the chart a pixel or so.]
Acually I can cope.
T minus 5 minutes on The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. I can barely copepozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/QsEqq1kbsCsC
RT @yegdup: Why is Spain? [Catholicism, with a little Islam earlier on.]
RT @TheCompleatCunt: Do you think you should plug the 9pm Resurrection Pozible again? [Yes. Once more. Then a wrap and thank-you.]
RT @TheCompleatCunt: Are you suggesting the Earth is flat? [Yes. Obvioiusly. Der.]
RT @TheCompleatCunt: So it is not the length or girth of the road, just as long as it is not sealed? [Primarily. Also, roads don’t girth.]
T minus 10 minutes on The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. This chart shows progress as of right nowpozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/QsEqq1kbsCsC
T minus 12 minutes and counting, we end at 0837 AEST. pozible.com/edict1
RT @TheCompleatCunt: Dirt or gravel? And if dirt, does a muddy one count for more or less? [All variations lead to manhood.]
RT @TheCompleatCunt: How many roads must a man walk down before we can call him him a man? [Just the one, but it has to be a dirt road.]
T minus 20 minutes and counting, we end at 0837 AEST. pozible.com/edict1
New blog post: “The 9 O’Clock Resurrection hits Target 1stilgherrian.com/edict/00023d/Xf8a
RT @TheCompleatCunt: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [It’s wage-indexed, but about 400kg.]
If you have any questions that aren’t answered apozible.com/edict1FO then please ask!
The initial target to get two episodes in May has been reached, thank you, but I’m sure you want more, rightpozible.com/edict1FO
T minus 30 minutes on The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. This chart shows progress as of right nowpozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/QsEqq1kbsCsC
@jasonlangenauer Indeed, it flattened off precisely while I was otherwise occupied on that rebuild.
@WeLoveTheNSA @Asher_Wolf Thank you for all that. I seem to be seeing everythhing now. I won’t be able to digest it for a day or two alas.
@jasonlangenauer I’ll dissect it later, but it was both a long weekend and I dropped almost all promotion while I rebuilt my computer.
I know this is a daft time to have the @Pozible campaign end, but I misunderstood the timing. I thought it’d be noon, not time of launch.
T minus 60 minutes on The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. This chart shows progress as of right nowpozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/QsEqq1kbsCsC
@chrisjrn Yes, it’s a shame that there’s that limit, but thanks heaps for your kickoff. I’ll be able to work from this base, however.
@WeLoveTheNSA @Asher_Wolf This is what I’m seeingpic.twitter.com/mlijlu9YMZMZ
@WeLoveTheNSA @Asher_Wolf Or is that your point?
@WeLoveTheNSA @Asher_Wolf Is that the right link? The page just says “[removed]†as far as I can see. (I don’t Reddit, so may be an idiot.)
T minus 90 minutes to go on The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. Can we get to $500 of subs? Target 2pozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/STUv2ao2t9t9
@R_Chirgwin At ~0610 the battery delivery was 46.3V. After a one-hour generator run, it’s 49.6V. Clear sky, panels now delivering 0.6A.
@WeLoveTheNSA @Asher_Wolf Sorry, what’s the point of the thing you linked to?
@TheCompleatCunt I know not everyone is an early riser. I’ll have a plan before beyond this campaign in the next week or so.
@notrez Patreon has been mentioned to me but I haven’t looked yet. I will expore options for subcriptions, but it’d have to beat Pozible.
RT @mikko: It’s a floppy disk.
It’s a goddamn 8” floppy disk.
It’s Security by Antiquity.
​ http://t.co/JQfrBhLQ28
Previous eps of “The 9pm Edict†are on iTunes https://t.co/2yhol9PVVe SoundCloud https://t.co/5N88jwMDK3 and my site http://t.co/XNBX9LcObo
The initial target to get two episodes in May has been reached, thank you, but I’m sure you want more, rightpozible.com/edict1FO
T minus 2 hours to go on The 9 O’Clock Resurrection. Can we get to $500 of subs? Target 2pozible.com/edict1Fpic.twitter.com/STUv2ao2t9t9
Tue plan, draft: Wrap @Pozible; 0930 interview; write for @zdnetaustralia; lunch & errands, Katoomba; much administrivia; @5at5daily; thud.
@TheCompleatCunt Indeed. Or at least because of this. In other ways, well, let’s not go there on a cheery Tuesday.
@TheCompleatCunt Indeed. I’d intended to run it in March, but one thing led to another. Still, I’m happy enough, and I have a base now.
@TheCompleatCunt @Pozible I’m going to reflect on it all tonight or tomorrow, depending on how today goes with other things.
@TheCompleatCunt @Pozible I’ll go as far as saying the messaging needs work, mine add theirs. But the long weekends didn’t help.
@SnarkyPlatypus C’est bon.
@HannahWatto Similar here, though it’s more about restructuring email, planning and tidying. Have a good one.
T minus 2 hours 30 minutes until The 9 O’Clock Resurrection endspozible.com/edict1FO Here’s how it’s lookingpic.twitter.com/q6U1eQZpoTeQZpoT
@SnarkyPlatypus Je suis un très grand fan de perturbation, comme vous le savez. Je suis également formé des armes à feu.
I’m just reconstructing my progress chart, and should have that online in the next few minutes.
T minus 3 hours and counting until my @Pozible, The 9 O’Clock Resurrection, endspozile.com/edict1NP Want more than two episodes in May?
@mikko That’s an excellent move, Sir!
mikko We believe we’re the first Internet Security vendor to disclose how we collect data from users. We hope other companies will do the same.
RT @mikko: We’ve published a specification on what kind of info F-Secure Internet Security collects: http://t.co/wnF8UtcemV http://t.co/OHs…
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il est beaucoup trop tôt, et aujourd’hui va être beaucoup trop occupé. Je me sens comme de la merde. Et vous?
@aimee_maree @702sydney They mostly seem to be tradies and their customers. “Why should I give the government money?†is a common theme.
On a related legal note, I wonder how close @702sydney is running to “incitement to commit a crime†right now.
There’s also quite a few bush lawyers offering reliable* advice on how to get away with it. I do not recommend following their advice.
On ABC Local Radio right now, including @702sydney, a whole bunch of callers are revealing how they do their dodgy cash deals.
@HannahWatto True on both counts, Hannah. I usually get a lot done before the rest of the world wakes up.
I guess I can use this insomnia creatively. It’s T minus 4 hours and counting until m@Poziblele ends at 0847 AESTpozible.com/edict1FO
So 0430 isn’t exactly when I intended to wae up, but I guess I can roll with it. Happy Tuesday.